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hey friends
so
does anyone here sell naughty stories on amazon?

i don't have a job and i want to write these and sell them on amazon

but idk
any exp?


here is a story I wrote
https://pastebin.com/kiv6y2nL

>> No.15286924

>>15286904
> Mason was a student at Ridgeview College, studying literature, and he was a great student.
It sounds to me like Mason isn't that good of a student and is wasting his time writing erotica

>> No.15286976
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15286976

I'm a freelance writer. I wrote a piece of erotica for Amazon but I never submitted the story I wrote.

Your story will NOT be allowed on Amazon because incest is banned. There are other sites that sell erotica that would allow it. For some guidance on writing erotica to sell on Amazon, check out the erotica authors reddit. Their guides for getting started are good.

Pic related: it's my story.

>> No.15286981

>>15286976
Did you manage to sell it?

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15286984

>>15286976
Whoops, that's the version where the professor's name was all fucked up. Here's the right one.

>> No.15286995

>>15286981
I never tried to sell it and didn't go through with self-publishing on Amazon.

>> No.15287467
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>>15286924
it's erotica fap fic
it aint for the jew yorker
also, ty for advice, but isn't like, step shit ok?

>>15286995
you should sell it it made my toes curl up and i got kinda excited
until i read the chopsticks and "im gonna coom"lines then i laughed lol

>> No.15287473

>>15287467
wait i fucked up
i meant to say

>>15286976
ty for advice, but isn't like, step shit ok?

>> No.15287554

Serious question: will Amazon let me publish under a pseudonym? Because I have been writing erotica about my fetishes for years now, and I've repeatedly been told I'm very good at it. But I also have strong aspirations of being a 'serious' writer, and I'd rather that it didn't get out that I was writing wank fiction.

>> No.15287583

>>15287473
I think step stuff is banned too.

>>15287554
They will. You can even have multiple pseudonyms.

>> No.15287781

>>15287583
>step stuff banned
Oh dude weak

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>>15286976
Wait, some shit is BANNED on Amazon? What's banned? Is there a list?

>> No.15288017

>>15287874
You can probably find a more complete list on an erotica writing forum, but from what I remember nonconsensual sex and bestiality are banned too.

>> No.15288556

>>15288017
To think someone's job is to read porn books and check if there's no incest, rape or bestiality

>> No.15289159

>>15288556
coomers can finally get a job

>> No.15290551

>>15289159
>>15288556
how does one get this job

>> No.15290566

>>15286904
my femdom shit is fairly popular on literotica.

>> No.15291054

>>15290566
sauce?

>> No.15292596
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>>15290566
>>15291054
i would also like sauce

>> No.15292602

what are the rules on selling smut on amazon? is anything not allowed?

>> No.15292771

>>15292602
Yes, it's forbidden to read this thread for example.

>> No.15293444

>>15292602
Iirc the big nono's are

bestiality
Noncon
Incest

Sometimes you can get 'dungeoned'

>> No.15293499

>>15293444
>noncon
what about soft-noncon? like reluctance, or blackmail?
also, what about THAT thing, you know the one. is that allowed?

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>>15286904
>https://pastebin.com/kiv6y2nL
I got retinal cancer just for scanning this over with my eyes. Do not read this anons, for your own good

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15293651

>amazon fags will have to read my whole 10,000 word short story to find out that the main character cums in his mom at the end

Lol. I have already made a couple of dollars from it on Amazon.

>> No.15293661

>>15293651
Is it explicitly erotica, or is it a 'real' short story that you've managed to sneak your fetish into?

>> No.15293679

>>15286976
>>15286984
Terrible writing. Not sure why I expected better from a cumbrain.

>> No.15293695

>>15293499
Necrophilia? I don't know what thing you mean
>>15293518
Uh oh stinkyyy poopieeee
>>15293651
H-hot

>> No.15293808

>>15293695
>I don't know what thing you mean
fruit vert

>> No.15294467

>>15293651
link

>> No.15295225

>>15293808
Fruit vert? Sex change? Dawg what

>> No.15295239

>>15295225
fucking children you dense buffoon

>> No.15296161

>>15295239
o
ya no that's like a given that you can't do it

>> No.15296193

>>15296161
given my ass
guess im sticking with my fringe '06 era ftp archives

>> No.15297447

>>15293679
Alright genius, let's see you write something better.

>> No.15297563

>>15286976
>>15286984
it's like you've just copied and pasted titles of porn videos, adding your own names and a few words in between to join the phrases together.

e.g.
Professor Jackson's massive black cock <was harder than concrete as he slid into> Jade's tight and eager Asian pussy.

>> No.15297626

>>15297563
Ok then, rewrite that sentence and make it better and sexier.