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-Rothschilds bow to him
-In contact with Ancient Anglos
-Possesses psychostition-like abilities
-Kantians fear his synthetic a posteriority
-Hegelians argue that the Auto-icon is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics
-Marxists claim he still extracts surplus knowledge from the universities while acting as a mere greeter
-Counsels england and france with utility and reform
-Owns universities & libraries globally
-Forced Brexit as the utility of a higher union
-Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (New Bentham will be be the first city)
-99% of DNA editing research is synthetic of the Auto-icon
-First designer babies are reportedly Bentham babies
-said to have 215+ IQ, Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 have genetically replicated their own Auto-icon
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-He owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Benthambots inside you right now
-Google algos bow to the Auto-icon.
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves to the Auto-icon. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bentham
-Schopenhauer's will lives on in Bentham's slippers.
-Accelerationists are trying to catch up to the Auto0icon.
-Anti-natalists only live on in waiting for him
-Bogdanoffs inject the cadaver dust of Bentham
-Computronium is the substrate of his Panopticon gaze
-Kurzweil's father prays to him
-Peterson's 12 rules are a sacrifice to him
-Orpheus still looks back because of him
-The Auto-icon is about 19 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, the Auto-icon is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know the ultimate utility yet. We hope his Panopticon gaze does not destroy us before we sees what he sees.

>> No.15280603

ok frogtwitter tard

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-Frogtwitterists retweet furiously to match his success with women

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Discounted utility arrives from the future.

Deontology has an affinity with despotism, due to its predilection for Aristotelian-fascist top-down ethical principles that always screw up viciously. Utilitarianism works differently. It avoids Ideas, and sticks to mathematics: adding up individual utility curves for accessing optimal social utility.

>> No.15280752

Here's the thing though, Bentham, while being an innovative moral philosopher, was an average one at best.

His philosophy towards economics is absolutely terrible as well, he believes usury should be rampant and his Manual of Political Economy basically reads like a miniature version of the wealth of nations. :3

>> No.15280770

>the Christ of Materialism
Oh anon, let the Benthambots free you

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Wrong pic

>> No.15280873

>Bodies are real entities. Surfaces and lines are but fictitious entities. A surface without depth, a line without thickness, was never seen by any man; no; nor can any conception be seriously formed of its existence.

Introduced concept of Body Without Organs 200 years before it was stolen. How was he so based?

>> No.15280906

what literature to understand the principles of u/acc (utilitarian accelerationism)?

>> No.15280937

Bentham surpasses accelerationism, same as Sisyphus's rock and absurdism. To link his name to his followers is to slow one's utility.

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'We must imagine the Benthamists happy.' An absurd statement, ignorant of utility.
This refutes Camus, as happiness is inescapable, not even a subject worth investigating. Happiness is inherent to utility. To name the object of utility is to destroy it. And in fact, the entire story should have been simple descriptive prose of Sisyphean utility within each movement of the boulder. A panopticon from within the boulder would have revealed the totality of happiness between the boulder and Sisyphus without ever having to state it.
True absurdity entails that the boulder too be happy. Thus our imagination is eliminated in the true utilitarian inquiry.

>> No.15281036

Admittedly there can be utility in this. The question is that of the quantity of happiness in the renaming.
Quality determines its own rights from the pain or pleasure of the utilist language.

>> No.15281072

>The age we live in is a busy age; in which knowledge is rapidly advancing towards perfection

>> No.15281208

>The day may come when the rest of animal creation may acquire those rights which never could have been withholden from them but by the hand of tyranny. The French have already discovered that the blackness of the skin is no reason why a human being should be abandoned without redress to the caprice of a tormentor. It may one day come to be recognized that the number of legs, the villosity of the skin, or the termination of the os sacrum are reasons equally insufficient for abandoning a sensitive being to the same fate. What else is it that should trace the insuperable line? Is it the faculty of reason, or perhaps the faculty of discourse? But a full-grown horse or dog is beyond comparison a more rational, as well as a more conversable animal, than an infant of a day or a week or even a month old. But suppose they were otherwise, what would it avail? The question is not, Can they reason? nor Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?

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"It is related, that B. Albertus Magnus spent thirty years in making a head, which resembled the human head, and uttered words: and that St. Thomas, fearing that it was done by the agency of the devil, took the head and broke it. B. Albertus complained of the act of St. Thomas, saying: “You have broken on me the work of thirty years.”

>> No.15281299

He actually whole heartedly believed in the utility of God's existence. Some divine justifications and principles were introduced in his book 'Introductions to the Principles of Morals and Legislation'. :3

>> No.15281525

The Auto-icon unites us all.

>> No.15281570

NeoBenthamism is already present pre-auto-icon. We are all equal before him, even G-d recognizes his utility,
He was pure utility all along.

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Hi kids! Do you like utility? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick embalming fluid in each of my entities? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna counsel me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
Try 'percs and get severed worse than my head is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to consequentiate
But I can't figure out which Suffragist I want to impregnate (Oh)

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>why yes, I do think that the Panopticon should be applied in all realms of life to the highest degree, how did you know?

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>> No.15282267

Wu-Tang bow to the Auto-icon

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Trump will complete the system of Auto-iconism.

>> No.15282367

little did they know, Trump HAD to make those tax cuts because the rich elites are actually utility monsters and their marginal utility is always greater than ours

>> No.15283253

There is no defeating it.

>> No.15284462

>Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet.

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