/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.15270584]

Post the most advanced poetry you’ve ever read. Haiku’s welcome

[Anonymous No.15270650]

>>15270584
>writing sad poetry about a situation you purposefully engineered

[Anonymous No.15270667]

>270+ IQ
>reads Stephen King

[Anonymous No.15270685]

>>15270667
He reads more than 500 books a day, reading a King novel takes not more than a single moment for him. With perfect, page-specific recall, of course.

[Anonymous No.15270705]

>>15270667
He reads stephen king to discover the flaws of mankind

[Anonymous No.15270738]

>>15270584
Did Bogdanoff start doing crack?

[Anonymous No.15271307]

>>15270584
I look like this and I'm not even a plastic surgery failure

[Anonymous No.15271338]

>>15270685
>He reads more than 500 books a day
imagine the depth and breadth of his knowledge. he could probably demolish my entire worldview with with 3 choice words. i'm in awe bros..

[Anonymous No.15271369]

>>15271307
me too, I also tackle porn with an iron fist

[Anonymous No.15271400]

>>15270584
has someone ever seriously, definitively figured out what the fuck is the deal with the Bogdanoffs? they are by far the weirdest looking human beings on planet earth

[Anonymous No.15271411]

>>15270584
>Bogmire

>forced, beyond our will,
>far from those we love, a
>perfect goldfish dream

[Anonymous No.15271731]

Who is this guy? Quick rundown please

[Anonymous No.15271755]

>>15271400
I can't believe you just fucking posted that jesus christ. You are an actual disgrace sort yourself out the Bogdanoffs have contributed more to literary culture than you ever will. Just kill yourself you retarded fagot and maybe post a discussion thread on reforming your degeneracy. God I fucking hate this board

[Anonymous No.15271783]

>>15270738
He's 70 years old.

>>15271400
They got tons of experimental rhinoplasty back when it was newly available on the market, so they look like freaks of nature.

[Anonymous No.15271800]

>>15271731
Creator of the simulation that I am living in and I know every single one of you is a designer human being actor.

[Anonymous No.15271810]

>>15271411
that's 5 6 5

really hammed it up there on the second line by ending it with the indefinite article

[Anonymous No.15271827]

He looks like a cross between Chad, Jeffrey Epstein, and a Fish Man

[Anonymous No.15271891]

>>15270584
damn, Tom Waits is looking rough

[Anonymous No.15271936]

>>15270584

[Anonymous No.15271940]

>>15271731
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control France with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

[Anonymous No.15271968]

>>15271338
You know those institutions they call National Libraries, where a copy of every book published in a country flows? All founded and funded by Bogdanoffs. Each and every book lining the endless shelves in those libraries has felt the searchlight-like gaze of a Bogdanoff.

[Anonymous No.15271975]

>tfw waiting for the call that never comes
Books for this feel?

[Anonymous No.15271999]

>>15270650
Masters of the dialectic evidently

[Anonymous No.15273004]

>>15270584
The tiger
He escaped his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger is out

[Anonymous No.15273214]

>>15270584
>Like the involuntary actors of a Hammer B movie or some amguished heroes of a Stephen King novel
Kek what a geek

[Anonymous No.15274183]

>>15271940

[Anonymous No.15274229]

>>15271975
https://youtu.be/emy5mA8Ixtc

[Anonymous No.15274255]

>>15271940
kek

[Anonymous No.15274699]

>>15271940
I live next to them in Paris and everybody hate them even the local hairdresser.

[Anonymous No.15275163]

>>15274699
Kek is this true?

[Anonymous No.15275206]

I saw one of the Bogdanoffs out on the street twice in a month before quarantine started. It spooked the fuck out of me each time.

[Anonymous No.15275211]

How aware of the memes are the Bogs? Do they know how much esoteric knowledge about them has been made exoteric?

[Anonymous No.15275340]

>>15275163
Yes it is, they live in the 16th arrondissement. They are con artists and their books are shit. They are viewed as a joke in France, I don't know why they are famous in this board. I think they are aware of the meme.

[Anonymous No.15275417]

>>15270584
Holy shit this guy has french thots thirsting over him in his comment sections

No wonder biz fears the twins

[Anonymous No.15275425]

“Muses I sing praise!
Briefs removed, phallus freed
A careful hands embrace, the libertine creed
And hereso begins, the most sumptuous feast
Now blossoming lips leave each the other,
Begins the lecherous embrace of lovers double
Man’s mighty shuttle, broaching lip and cheek
Framed by fine figure, face left unnamed
Grip taut and teeth clenched
The final laboring of that erect stalk-
flower of hot seed
Shoots and spasms until lo’ face is left unclean-
Lachrymose and deed complete“
-Anon

[Anonymous No.15275426]

>>15275340
It's a /v/ meme from 2014, because they look like aliens

[Anonymous No.15275430]

>>15275425
Tell me muse about the complicated man

[Anonymous No.15275531]

>>15275430
Shut the fuck up you retarded piece of shit. Worse than a nigger