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1526063 No.1526063 [Reply] [Original]

Someone called my prose "rigid and obtuse", before noting that it was also "as turgid as the day is long". :(

>> No.1526068
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>> No.1526073

You should have shown them how wrong they were by forcing them to submit beneath the steely strength of your prose, the long, stony sentences and the hard language.

>> No.1526074

Funny. Someone called my anus turgid, once. My anal cannon is loaded when a funnel is placed into an asshole, and a whore pukes into it. After the ass is filled with puke, a cock then fucks it until the pressure is all built up. After the asshole has been fucked hard enough, the cock is pulled out and the anal cannon explodes! To top it all off, ass to mouth occurs, with both ladies licking off the fresh mix of vomit and ass for the ultimate awesome feeling of pissing in an ocean of piss.

>> No.1526083

>>1526073

You've inspired me.

I'm writing an invective rejoinder to the outrageous review in question.

>> No.1526092

>as turgid as the day is long
HA

>> No.1526118

Call that person a faggot.

Always works

>> No.1526133

>>1526118

>Call that person a faggot.
Better yet, weld a toaster to his car.
Poetic justice!

>> No.1526199

>>1526073

This is proof that /lit/ is the best board.

>> No.1526205

>>1526199
Sure. And the next thing happening is a funnel placed into an asshole, and this tyrannasaurs rex pukes into it. After the ass is filled with puke, this tyrannasaurs rex then fucks it until the pressure is all built up. After the asshole has been fucked hard enough, the cock is pulled out and the anal cannon explodes! To top it all off, ass to mouth occurs, with both ladies licking off the fresh mix of vomit and ass for the ultimate purple unicorn adventure.

>> No.1527544

>>1526133

>Poetic justice!
I don't follow.

>> No.1528124
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1528124

call them pedanticly retarded then raise an eyebrow.