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If yo bitch don eat her ruffage
Her colon gon be fucked
If yo bitch don eat her cabbage
Her swollen need be sucked

If yo bitch don’t eat no fiber
Fuck you and yo bitch both
If yo bitch say ‘hell no diaper’
Fuck yall, no braplife oath

Any man’s got big braphogs
Binge-in at dey barn
Any man’s, least twelve braphogs
Crushing fries chili-con-carne

So yo bitch axin be my braphog
She interviews real well
How yo bitch pump dat crack smog?
Psh, no hint of methane smell

No yo bitch cant be a braphog
Maybe instead sell her pussy
No, dat bitch shit snag a clog
She ain't suited, gut's fussy

Yo bitch aint methanated
She hostin' H-P-V
Dat bitch meats marinaded
Cunt crinkles count reveal

>> No.15225286

Mira was such a cute boy in her teens.

>> No.15225296
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>> No.15225301

>>15225296
Kind of mean desu

>> No.15225302 [SPOILER] 
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>>15225296

>> No.15225320

You can spot a snitch
By watching how they shit
A snitch shits all bashful
Like needin’ a permit

>> No.15225402

>>15225296
Incels back at it again with the cherry picking to cope

>> No.15225418
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>>15225402
Say something that doesn't confirm this image.

>> No.15225424

>>15225296
Why did this obscure poetess generate so much ire? This wasn't fabricated by her marketers, was it?

>> No.15225434

>>15225402
Check her insta you incel. She's a got a pair of flabby jowls now.

>> No.15225442

>>15225434
this is why she never takes pics of herself anymore, she hides her face in the one pic that has her face in it per 6 months

>> No.15225452
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>>15225227
Brap dem cocoa puffs
Brap dat juicy fruit
Brap dem stank chutes
Brap dat sho nuff

Brapper heavy, they
Leggings gonna tear
Brapper levy frayed
Blessings tootin flare

Braphog bounce, shit
Brapsow, back up
Braphog pounce, [Brip]
Brapsow, stacked (Yup)

Gassy girl lover, wew
Tryna tap brappers, choo-
Gassy girls we pursue
Tryna gap brappers, flue

>> No.15225457

>>15225418
>implying there are women here
Your obsessive women hate makes you paranoid anon

>> No.15225459

>>15225302
Yowza! Mira has some tippy-top quality tootsies!

>> No.15225468

>>15225459
Mira Gonzalez does have unusually pretty feet

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>>15225457

>> No.15225500

>>15225468
High arches and tiny round toes are tough to beat

>> No.15225504

>>15225402
Maybe she shouldn't have done so many drugs and drunk so much booze if she wanted to age gracefully.

>> No.15225532

>>15225504
>Don't be a poetess for the sake of the internet critics!

>> No.15225630

>>15225532
You can be a creative just fine without aging yourself prematurely. Keats was more creative than Mira could ever dream of being and he never did hard drugs at all.

Remember the four golden rules for avoiding premature aging, Anons:

-drink plenty of water
-get plenty of sleep
-don't do hard drugs
-stay out of the sun

Do this and you will not look old before your time.