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1521166 No.1521166 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: writers you'd tap.
Pic related: Sylvia Plath. We miss you, sweet princess...

>> No.1521169

Imma chillin.

>> No.1521173
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>> No.1521184

Plath was hot as fuck.

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Come at me, bro.

>> No.1521189
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I disagree with her on some aspects, but goddamn she is hot.

>> No.1521191
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>> No.1521193
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Susan Sontag. This bitch must have been a tiger in bed.

>> No.1521195

>>1521166
She would have made for a nice femanon.

>> No.1521201
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She has that quiet mousy girl appeal. Plus I actually like some of her books.

>> No.1521202

>>1521166
would smash

>> No.1521221
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I have no idea whether her poetry is any good at all.

But as far as I understand OP's question, that is irrelevant.

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>> No.1521235
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<3

>> No.1521236
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Lord Byron. And it'd be a damned entertaining bout of sex given his reputation.

>> No.1521240

>>1521236
reputation as a bi, incestuous, club-footed scotsman.
yeah, that would be a pretty wild weekend tbh

>> No.1521242

He also had a pet bear.

>> No.1521245

>>1521242
yeah, forgot the bear

>> No.1521246

>>1521201
She was cute, and I respect her for realizing Castaneda was a poseur.

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>>1521240
Don't forget that the Shelleys were living with him. Granted, Percy looks like a teenage girl. God what a pretty man.

>> No.1521252

>>1521249
is that a trust worthy painting though? i thought I read somewhere that one of his portraits wasn't to be trusted. could be fucking miles out on this though.

>> No.1521257
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I'd hang out the back of it.

>> No.1521260

>>1521252
Dunno, most of his portraits are like this or close to it. This is the one that has him looking the youngest though, but that was the style of the time, not doing a lot of detail in paintings. I'm sure some Drs have done a study on it.

>> No.1521262
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Elizabeth Smart anyone?

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She's a grower: six beers and I definitely would

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>> No.1521278

>>1521265
In her younger days i'd smash the living fuck out of it.

>> No.1521296
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Non-Threatening Boys Magazine Review of Books

>> No.1521311

>>1521265
After I'd finished her name would just be Ia Woolf.

>> No.1521313

>>1521311
Wrecked Vagina Woolf.

>> No.1521316
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1521316

Sophocles was said to be almost to beautiful.

>> No.1521318

Seconding Zadie Smith; smarty-pants hipster mullato girl asking me to fuck her kindly in the Queen's English. yum

>> No.1521320
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Emily Brontë

>> No.1521325

>>1521166
I want her to write a poem on my dick.

>> No.1521327

>>1521325
One of Ted's finest poems dat

>> No.1521330

>>1521325
i guess it will be a haiku or a quatrain then lololol

>> No.1521338

>>1521330
Well played.

>> No.1521440
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I would fuck the BRAINS out of Isaac Asimov.

>> No.1521464
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Oh my little i-utterly-fail-at-life bug.
I would sit next to your bed, watching you sleep.
And nothing else.

>> No.1521468
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>> No.1521471

>>1521468
Mr Mangum, get off /lit/.

>> No.1521475

>>1521471
Now how I remember you
How I would push my fingers through
Your mouth to make those muscles move
That made your voice so smooth and sweet

>> No.1521477

>>1521468
I was waiting for this.
Bad show people, bad show.

>> No.1521480

>>1521471
>>1521475
>>1521477
wut

>> No.1521483

>>1521480
Neutral Milk Hotel's In the Aeroplane Over the Sea is about Anne Frank

>> No.1521487

>>1521477
Admit it. For a jew, she was a saucy little dish. Also, if you're an SS guard you can do whatever you want...

fitting captcha: entryway which

>> No.1521497

My girlfriend looks like Anne Frank, are you jealous?

>> No.1521499

>>1521497
yeah .___.

>> No.1521504

Did Anne Frank die at the end?

>> No.1521507

>>1521504
It's left up to your imagination but all signs ponit to yes

>> No.1521508

btw what's worse about wanting to fuck anne frank than anyone else?? she's a regular girl, just with a really sad story.

>> No.1521518

>>1521508
Because jews

>> No.1521521

>>1521518
Are you into Jews?

>> No.1521523
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>44 posts and 20 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
>no mention of Wilde
I'm disappointed, /lit/...

>> No.1521527

>>1521523
i guess you could say he's a bit too ~WiLdE~ for /lit/

>> No.1521531

>>1521527
We're not fags. take that shit to /fa/ and /fit/.

>> No.1521532

>>1521523
Cute chum.

>> No.1521542

>>1521531
You don't need to be a fag to like Wilde that way. After all, the thread is about authors you'd tap, not authors that'd tap you.

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>>1521523

Alright. Collaboring with your homolust, then.

I would be your little cousin, Poe.

>> No.1521560

>>1521554
The couple were first cousins and married when Virginia Clemm was 13 and Poe was 27

goddamn am I jealous

>> No.1521561

>>1521560
of the ofc

>> No.1521564

>>1521561
the girl

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I'd be his kaishakunin if you catch my drift.

>> No.1521592

>MFW No Patty Highsmith

>> No.1521595
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>Mein Kampf

Call me Blondie now, boys!

>> No.1521599 [DELETED] 

>>1521296
Justin Bieber

>> No.1521600
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>>1521296
Justin Bieber

>> No.1521601
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>>1521595
How could i forget i was taking a picture from another place?

But, on second thought, i would tap either of them. Or both

>> No.1521602
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>>1521600
Joe Jonas

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>>1521602
The werewolf from Twilight

>> No.1521619
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>>1521601
Stupid sexy Hitler.

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>>1521619
And good with children too!

>> No.1521655

>>1521191
She seriously looks like the future offspring of Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom

>> No.1521690

as an eighth-grader i had a crush on lorraine hansberry based entirely on the tiny picture of her on the cover of our paperback copies of a raisin in the sun

do you think it's strange when they do that, use a picture of the author as the cover art for their book? i want to say that they only do it with women, but upon further consideration i realize i'm saying that because i only remember it being done with my middle-school copy of raisin in the sun and my twelfth-grade copy of the heart is a lonely hunter

>> No.1521701

>>1521690
They use the author on the cover if he's male often too. Everyman's Library comes to mind.

>> No.1521704
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1521704

This thread is about Anne Sexton.

Marguerite Duras was also very pretty, in a french way.

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>>1521690
I've never actually seen a picture of Hansberry until now. Damn she's smokin'.

>> No.1521717
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sex ton

>> No.1521722

>>1521602
michael chabon would look really good in drag

just puttin that out there

>> No.1521786

>>1521704
I request a picture of Marguerite Duras.

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>>1521786
She was cute when she was young.
Unfortunately there aren't a lot of pictures of her young.

>> No.1521818

>>1521810
I'd tap that.
Also, I like the fact that she was into small dicks -namely, Asiatic dicks.

>> No.1521837

>>1521235
dat bone structure

>> No.1521840
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Your faces when you come to the realization that practically all the women in this thread were frigid neurotics.

>> No.1521842

>>1521840
I bet most of them were/are sexually voracious.

>> No.1521858

>>1521840
naw, all writers are weird sex perverts

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1521868

I mentioned Anne Sexton, but I forgot other of my favourites, Anita Loos. My grandparents were actually neighbours and friends of her and my grandpa says she kept her sex-appeal till her 90s.

Also, if you're into exotic, Arundhati Roy is charming (awful writer and person though).

>> No.1521871

>>1521868
>grandpa says she kept her sex-appeal till her 90s

OK!

>> No.1521881

>>1521868
I saw Roy give a lecture once - what didn't you like about her? My feelings were neutral either way, I'm just curious as to why you didn't like her.

>> No.1521887

>>1521868
>awful writer and person though
nope.avi

>> No.1521888
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Poppy Z. Brite.

& she totally used to be a stripper.

>> No.1521897

>>1521888
Not to mention she'd be a complete freak in bed.

>> No.1521901

>>1521897

80's Poppy = mushrooms & nipple clamps
Present-Day Poppy = gourmet donuts & heavy wheezing. Cuz, like, she's a wicked fatty-fatty-two-by-four.

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This man.

>> No.1521932

>>1521881

I strongly dislike her self-righteousness and publicity-craving personality as well as her activist/politics activities (it's all connected actually). I find her defense and apologetics of terrorist movements quite sickening.

http://www [dot] criticaltwenties [dot] cin/nationalpolitics/on-arundhati-roy

http:/findtherealuinyou [dot] blogspot [dot] com/2010/10/arundhati-roy-god-of-wrong-things.html

>> No.1521953

>>1521265
I'm usually gay and all but I would.

>> No.1521955
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<---- this sex pot right here

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*snicker

>> No.1522062

>>1521987
man I am honestly en fuego with lust for diablo cody

I also think that all she really needs to be good is a tough editor

>> No.1522084
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James Tiptree Jr.

>> No.1522089

>>1521523
Swinburne was here,

Wilde is mainstream loser.

>> No.1522092

oooo...Swinburne is on my 'to buy' list. any recommends?

>> No.1522101

>>1522092
Poems & Ballads.

>> No.1522192
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>> No.1522197
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Stephen Fry, if he counts.

>> No.1522206

>>1522197

Holy shit, Stephen Fry looked like the guy from Lost when he was younger.

>> No.1522217
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>>1522206
"The guy"?

There were a lot of guys on that show

>> No.1522230
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Lorine Niedecker.

Also, Elizabeth Browning - she looks like she could be a sort of dominatrix.

>> No.1522239

>>1522217
Maybe Charlie? Around the eyes a bit.

>> No.1522261

>>1521507
I had a version that left nothing up to the imagination. It tells exactly what happened to her after her diary stops. Made me sick to my stomach.

>> No.1522326
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Marjane Satrapi...in a heartbeat

>> No.1522340

>>1522326
ENCOOOOOORE!

>> No.1522348

>>1522261
Tell us. Was she just murdered? Raped? Humiliated?

>> No.1522349

Sylvia Plath's Easy Bake Oven

>> No.1522366

I got to spend all of my junior year fixing up the Sylvia Plath archives and developed a huge crush on her too. Fuck Ted.

>> No.1522371

>>1522348
she died of typhus. ta-da!

>> No.1522536
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>>1522326
oh, hell yes

the baddest bitch

>> No.1522557
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I want to trace his wrinkles with my dick .

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>>1522536
1. Not literature
2. That's a glamour shot. She's a hairy pig.

>> No.1522563
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This is a sexy picture but honestly he usually looked faintly amphibian

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>>1522561
leave marjane aloooooone

>> No.1522570

>>1521193
lesbian
try harder

>> No.1522580

Nearly every really good woman writer (in this post, defined as going to an MFA Creative Writing program typically ranked 1-3 in USA) that I have met has been of at least average beauty, generally above average beauty. But also sexually dysfunctional and with plenty of other mental issues. Doesn't matter whether they're quiet or outgoing, they're all off.

The men I've known in these programs are typically slightly below average in terms of looks, very stable, at most have drinking issues.

>> No.1522607

>>1522570
Just because she's a lesbian doesn't mean she can't be a monster in the sack? You know she blew up Annie Leibovitz's pussy on the reg

>> No.1522613
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A young Hunter S. Thompson.
God he's delicious.

>> No.1522618
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Not enough females on this board.

Jack Kerouac. I don't care what you thought of his writing, he was a sexy man.

>> No.1522625

>>1522618
Oh heteronormativity, how I love you...

>> No.1522627
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so bad at being a writer

so good at being a qt

>> No.1522628

>>1522625
Sorry.
Not enough females/gay men on this board.

I live in a place where gay men are few and far between. Heteronormativity is what comes natural.

>> No.1522631

>>1522628
You're still doing it wrong. Heterosexual females/homosexual males.

>> No.1522634
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>> No.1522636

>>1522618
gore vidal smashed that shit

10 points to homodor

>> No.1522641

>>1522631
Oh what the fuck ever.
Not everyone is politically correct all the time.
To nitpick like that is ridiculous.
I grew up in a shitty little town in North Carolina where being black made you an outcast and being gay got your jaw broken.
(Literally, my friend had to have his jaw wired because some goons didn't like him kissing his boyfriend.)
Walking away with just a bit of heteronormativity is a victory.

>> No.1522652

>>1522636
I would pay good money for a video of that.
They were both quite attractive young men.

>> No.1522655
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Actually, Pynchon looks pretty good for an old-ass man. Sounds good too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjWKPdDk0_U

>> No.1522664

>>1522618
YES YES YES <3 God he was handsome.

>> No.1522668
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franzen looks handsome in some pictures and like a chubby derpy mess in others

but he can be the relatively bad boy of the non-threatening boys book club

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>>1522641
>>1522631
>>1522628
>>1522625
Not enough hot lesbian sex.

>> No.1522680

>>1522655
Are you a goddamn fucking faggot?

That's not Thomas Pynchon. That's Gary Synder.
The faggot's blog you got that picture from labelled it wrong. And you snagged it like an unthinking moron.

There are about 2 pictures of Thomas Pynchon in public circulation, and this just isn't goddamn one of them.

>> No.1522683

>>1522641
You're getting mad at me because society has ingrained a heteronormative perspective in you and I'm pointing it out.
This makes sense.

>> No.1522693

>>1522683
I'm not mad. I just curse a lot.
My annoyance is at you pointing it out in the first place.
I see no point.

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>>1522680
Wow. Pic related. But the recording is still him.

>> No.1522753

>>1522693
Exactly, you're annoyed at me because YOU have a heteronormative perspective.
Do you see the responsibility gap here?

>> No.1522758

>>1521925

Oh HELL yes

>> No.1522765

Purge the drama. Also, I would suck Neil Gaiman's dick. For free. But I would still ask hm to autograph my copy of good omens. And all of my sandman books.

>> No.1522766

>>1521189

Are you a lesbian and/or masochist?

>> No.1522776
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1522776

>ctrl + f
>patricia highsmith
>no results

You fucking guys.

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I'm sorry, I couldn't read this thread over the sound of how unbelievably good looking Rupert Brooke was. Thankfully, he died young.

>> No.1522793

>>1522778
gotta say

great hair

hugh grant status

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>>1522778
DAT HAIR.
DAT JAWLINE.
DAT PATRIOTIC POETRY AMID AN ENVIRONMENT OF CYNICISM AND DISILLUSIONMENT.

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>>1522778

Mm-hmmmmmm. Swagga like that make any bitch turn into an English major.

>> No.1522804

>>1522801
He was fucking the entire literary community. Yes, that included the males. Brooke didn't discriminate.

>> No.1522996

Yes, she's a terrible author who has brought a fanfic-level plague upon us all.
Yes, she's a little on the thick side.
And I'm pretty sure I'm not enough of a brooding abusive teenager for her.
But I'd still hit it.
You know who I'm talking about.

>> No.1522998

>>1522996
DAT ANAL CANNON

>> No.1523000
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Too easy... although I'd be surprised if her vag gets wet.

>> No.1523004

>>1523000
Maybe she has seen and done it all, but still can try the anal cannon. The anal cannon is loaded when a funnel is placed into her asshole, and a second sexy author pukes into it. After the ass is filled with puke, a cock then fucks it until the pressure is all built up. After the asshole has been fucked hard enough, the cock is pulled out and the anal cannon explodes! To top it all off, ass to mouth occurs, with both ladies licking off the fresh mix of vomit and ass for the ultimate anal dessert!
Just my two cents.

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Young JCO

Shoulda started an indie band or something

>> No.1524022
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>> No.1524092

Plath looks exactly like a girl I used to live with in that pic.

>> No.1524106

>>1521166
I'd put a bun in her oven

>> No.1524534

>>1524106
/thread

>> No.1524537

>>1521187
"Two tusks, two barrels, two timing..."

>> No.1524542

>>1521236
enjoy your every std