Quotes you can use in lieu of a tinder bio

[Anonymous No.15191968]

[Anonymous No.15191988]

[Anonymous No.15191994]

Even normies should know
>Light of my life, Fire of my loins.

[Anonymous No.15192010]

can you be a worthless roastie somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.15192012]

'The best and most authentic reaction against feminism and against every other female aberration should not be aimed at women as such, but at men instead. It should not be expected of women that they return to what they really are and thus reestablish the necessary inner and outer conditions for a reintegration of a superior race, when men themselves retain only the semblance of true virility.' - Evola

[Anonymous No.15192030]

>>15192012
>>15192010
>>15191988
seethe cucks

[Anonymous No.15192043]

>>15191968
i'm fucking tired of these apps
i'm using okcupid and every girl is an insufferable art hoe feminist
even worse, a girl talked to me and tol me she loved ben shapiro wtf, she thought he was the smartest person she's seen

[Anonymous No.15192048]

>>15192043
no one gives a shit you incel

[Anonymous No.15192068]

>>15191988
Damn that gets my pussy wet

[Anonymous No.15192076]

>>15192048
don't ever say talk to me like that again you dumb faggot
i'll post as many blogposts as i want on this shitty site and you're going to read them all and answer to me understood retard?

[Anonymous No.15192089]

“i’m 4ft tall & i’ve never eaten a vegetable”

[Anonymous No.15192095]

why would you even use tinder during the pandemic

[Anonymous No.15192096]

>>15191968
This one works very well

[Anonymous No.15192098]

>>15192043
Think about how shockingly easy it is for women, the only reason attractive ones are on the site are either exclusively looking for literal 10/10 Chads for quick hook-ups or have some kind of serious personality defects (low IQ, highly neurotic, whatever) which scare off even the simps in their lives

[Anonymous No.15192101]

for a while i used the opening lines to Van Morissons astral weeks:
If I ventured in the slipstream
Between the viaducts of your dream
Where immobile steel rims crack
And the ditch in the back roads stop
Could you find me?
Would you kiss-a my eyes?
To lay me down
In silence easy
To be born again

i did ok

[Anonymous No.15192102]

>>15192076
Ok

[Anonymous No.15192107]

>>15192076
is this what inceldom does to the brain? rots it from the inside out. pathetic

[Anonymous No.15192122]

>pretentious transexual psychedelic weeb looking for an egoistic union for the purpose of low impact consensual cuddles

[Anonymous No.15192131]

>>15191968
>It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her.

[Anonymous No.15192140]

>There are but three beings worthy of respect: the priest, the warrior and the poet. To know, to kill and to create. The rest of mankind may be taxed and drudged, they are born for the stable, that is to say, to practise what they call professions.

[Anonymous No.15192162]

"Tinder is everything wrong with the Western World."

[Anonymous No.15192168]

>>15191988
Good quote for grindr

[Anonymous No.15192170]

>>15191988
ngl this will get you gash by the hunnids

[Anonymous No.15192176]

"The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of gender struggles."

[Anonymous No.15192179]

>>15192170
English, motherfucker

[Anonymous No.15192184]

>>15192043
Okc is fine, many hoes but real human beings in between. Get your questions and answers right.

[Anonymous No.15192193]

>>15192179
ngl dis makes me sandpaper

[Anonymous No.15192201]

>>15192043
If you smell shit all day, check your shoes.

>>15192098
Obviously you dont talk to women. A lot of them struggle to find a guy who wants more than a hookup, which, believe it or not you fucking tool, is just as frustrating as not being able find someone to get your beta dick wet.

[Anonymous No.15192229]

idk but I mentioned tolstoy to a finnish-russian qt and she never replied back so dont do that

[Anonymous No.15192274]

>>15192122
thanks anon wish me luck, removed the tranny part

[Anonymous No.15192286]

>>15192201
I hate to use this word because it's so overdone now and gets thrown around way too frequently, but you are fucking coping.
I wish I could live in this delusion, I'd be a much happier person

[Anonymous No.15192311]

>>15192286
I'm really not. I'm definitely not putting up crazy numbers, but I've been with my share of pretty girls. Around 10. Most in relationships. If you go into dating with your mentality, you're going to fail. I don't want that for you.

[Anonymous No.15192316]

>>15192229
oof

[Anonymous No.15192327]

"Tinder is just the mercantilization of a need we didn't know had a price"
-Karl Marx, 1871

This one got me a couple numbers/ig of girls I never talked to ever agan.

[Anonymous No.15192344]

>>15192201
Seething beta white knight
I’m sure defending roastwhores on 4chan is going to get you tons of pussy

[Anonymous No.15192343]

>>15192316
This is terrible, and pedro, if you're reading this, just include the height in the tinder space for height. "If that matters" makes you sound like a prick

[Anonymous No.15192359]

>>15192344
Guarantee I've had more sex than you have

[Anonymous No.15192361]

>>15192343
There isn't a space to put your height in dumbass

[Anonymous No.15192369]

>>15192274
Wordcraft like that negates the need for luck, but I wish you some all the same

[Anonymous No.15192375]

>>15191988
Reminder to all you retards: if pic related posted this quote he'd still be drowning in pussy.

[Anonymous No.15192376]

>>15192343
tinder doesn’t have a height section I don’t think

[Anonymous No.15192389]

>>15192359
lmao I don’t care about how manny trannies you’ve sucked off

[Anonymous No.15192391]

>>15192311
do you feel good about yourself man? A lot of people of 4chan aren’t here because they’re popular or fit in. I often find it hard to socialise and honestly you don’t know what a person is feeling or how they got to that point. Bullying, loneliness and rejection can manifest itself into this bitterness and resentment in this thread and I don’t necessarily hate women but I don’t think it’s nice to respond like this and it just pushes people further away from normal functioning society

[Anonymous No.15192406]

*commodifies self by reducing self to a shallow blurb and a disingenuous pic*

[Anonymous No.15192409]

>>15192391
I said nothing offensive. In fact, little of what I said was even critical. You're a man with a victim complex. You need to work vigorously on self improvement.

[Anonymous No.15192415]

>>15192311
You're completely delusional if you think average or even slightly below average looking women struggle in any way to find relationships (and I mean long term, not talking about hook-ups), and I'm not doing that bad myself so stop with the armchair psychoanalysis crap.
Everyone who disagrees with you isn't an incel caricature

[Anonymous No.15192423]

For a while my bio was "I think I might be autistic" and it worked rather well.

[Anonymous No.15192425]

>>15192415
Damn bro I can smell the virginity on you

[Anonymous No.15192434]

"The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race"

[Anonymous No.15192440]

>>15192425
Cool, mmy nigga

[Anonymous No.15192446]

>>15192434
That pic + that quote would slay millions

[Anonymous No.15192450]

>>15191988
All because Flora Weiss didn't want to eat his grapes.

[Anonymous No.15192456]

>>15192415
>You're completely delusional if you think average or even slightly below average looking women struggle in any way to find relationships
You're a clown. You've obviously not talked to any women seriously, but considering your attitude, it's not hard to see why that's the case desu

[Anonymous No.15192461]

>>15192425
10/10 argument

[Anonymous No.15192462]

>>15192415
They do though, that's why there's so many on tinder, okcupid and so on.

[Anonymous No.15192485]

>>15192409
you’re bragging about your ‘sexual conquests’ on 4chan you know what you’re doing. And Im actually studying at university at the moment and have had past relationships but they have never stuck and when I see your previous reply posturing like it’s so easy and seamless to have relationships it hurts a bit quite frankly

[Anonymous No.15192487]

>>15192456
Not him, but they're the cause of that themselves. Their standards are too high. There's tons of men out there, but women don't want a good chunk of them

[Anonymous No.15192499]

>>15192485
It is easy. You know exactly how to do it, you're just scared to change yourself. Hit the university gym. Hard. 6 days a week. Be nice to girls. Go out and try meet people at events and clubs. It's so easy. Its just scary.

[Anonymous No.15192501]

>>15192487
Nice goalposting

[Anonymous No.15192505]

>>15192501
I'm not him, so I don't know what the argument even was to goalpost or whatever

[Anonymous No.15192506]

>>15192461
>heh, once again you shirk the burden of proving that by sheer dialectic that women are not all hoes and tricks. Another internet victory on the books!

[Anonymous No.15192518]

>>15192499
just b urself

[Anonymous No.15192524]

>>15192485
Bro anyone who brags about relationship success on 4chan is a bottom of the barrel loser
They need to punch down to make themselves feel better and the only place where they can find people to punch down on is a forum filled with mentally ill social outcasts

[Anonymous No.15192525]

>>15192518
No, dont. Yourself probably sucks, but at least you read lit, which gives you a leg up on the sheep. Just try, for gods sake.

[Anonymous No.15192526]

>>15192518
>post explicitly states to change yourself

[Anonymous No.15192533]

>>15192518
Considering that "just b urself" is really the conclusion of all philosophy that we call existentialist, writing it off as meaningless just shows your ignorance. Just being oneself is one of the key techniques leading to the acquisition of Gnosis.

[Anonymous No.15192534]

high impact simp-posting itt

[Anonymous No.15192536]

>>15192526
just b ur not self

[Anonymous No.15192538]

>>15192506
I hope she sees this post bro

[Anonymous No.15192543]

>>15191988
Based

[Anonymous No.15192544]

>>15192456
>0.00 pussy have been deposit into your account

[Anonymous No.15192549]

>>15192538
>>15192544
samecuck

[Anonymous No.15192556]

>>15192544
I cant take any pussy rn, I'm fuckin your fat moms asshole

[Anonymous No.15192567]

>>15192549
Wrong

[Anonymous No.15192578]

>>15192567
Samecucks only argue when its true

[Anonymous No.15192586]

>>15192578
>He simps for women on 4chan FOR FREE

[Anonymous No.15192590]

My opening like is usually
>Sushi or Spaghetti?

gl

[Anonymous No.15192597]

>https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/cdjpy7/oc_13_months_of_tinder_usage_23f/

[Anonymous No.15192612]

>>15192518
I think when people say b urself (bro), what they are really trying to say is be confident. But confidence is a hard thing to build up. Confidence comes with success. When one is starting to get interested in girls, one is not usually aware of how attractive one is. One starts off neutral. One makes an advance. If it's corresponded, confidence comes. With more confidence, more success. And vice-versa: failure build up lack of confidence, and less attempts. Less attempts, less success. Less success, even less confidence. It's a vicious circle.

[Anonymous No.15192616]

>>15192597
That's gotta be one fugly dude lol

[Anonymous No.15192621]

>>15192201
>have sex with countless strange men on a hookup app
>”nooooooo why can’t I find a nice guy who wants a meaningful relationship???”

[Anonymous No.15192627]

>>15192616
that's a woman's profile, my illiterate friend

[Anonymous No.15192633]

>>15192621
This is why you're a virgin desu

[Anonymous No.15192640]

>>15192627
Thats gotta be one fugly chick

[Anonymous No.15192641]

"I am a sapiosexual who respects womyn. I am a proud feminist. I'm a really nice guy, definitely not a creepy stalker or a rapist lmao!! Down with the patriarchy! >:D My fursona is a bat
I do prefer to date white girls. I am an anti-racist, but it's an aesthetic preference."

[Anonymous No.15192644]

>>15192612
based this is what I mean when I say people get bitter and resentful your seeing people at the bottom of this cycle and I feel bad for them

[Anonymous No.15192646]

>>15192633
I hate whores more than I hate being sex-deprived, cest la vee

[Anonymous No.15192648]

>>15192621
If the sex isn't good why would she want to pursue a relationship with said man?

[Anonymous No.15192655]

>>15192640
it shows how she was swiping, not how people swiped on her, my illiterate friend. The point is if you saw her on tinder you have a 1.483371406532768e-4 chance of going on a date with her.

[Anonymous No.15192659]

>This is why you're a virgin desu

[Anonymous No.15192666]

>>15192076
haha you're pathetic xD

[Anonymous No.15192710]

I’m a girl irl and let me tell you nothing turns me on more than a guy who respects women and defends women from the nasty incels on anime forums
To all my stalwart defenders: please give me your addresses so that I can come over and fuck you right now plsssssss

[Anonymous No.15192714]

>>15192655
Maybe if you're fugly

[Anonymous No.15192719]

>>15192534
>simp
go back to facebook faggot

[Anonymous No.15192774]

>>15192641
You may not like it, but this is the optimal male bio. This is peak performance.

[Anonymous No.15192873]

threads like this make it obvious that the seething disdain for self help trash like mark manson is just a self loathing

[Anonymous No.15193747]

>>15192710
this is a man

[Anonymous No.15193753]

>>15192873
explain

[Anonymous No.15193767]

>>15191988
Based

[Does he have a point, /lit? No.15193837]

"Open wide your mouth and I will fill it." - Psalm 81:10

Gets the Job done, no need to thank me

[Anonymous No.15193860]

>>15191988
BASADO

[Anonymous No.15193898]

>>15191988
bruh movement

[Anonymous No.15193899]

>>15193747
ITS GIRL LEAVE HER ALONE !!!11!!

[Anonymous No.15193903]

>>15192633
im sure you're a perfect cumdump bukkaked tranny, americans that started this must have sex 200time a day or u are a loser need to kys
std infested cocksucker

[Anonymous No.15193913]

I met my gf on tinder. Shit's actually pretty cash.

She's fat but she sucks my dick whenever I want and does all the housework.

[Anonymous No.15193935]

>>15193913
nice cool story man

[Anonymous No.15193937]

>>15191968
>tinder
cringe
>Not using occult and energy manipulation for huge dick aura which dumbfounds the normies to follow you around for reasons unknown to them
I truly pity the hylic existence

[Anonymous No.15193958]

Anger be now your song immortal one

[Anonymous No.15193961]

>this thread
the absolute fucking state of the west man lmaooo

[Anonymous No.15193990]

>>15193961
well then chances are your skins brown mate so btfo

[Anonymous No.15193994]

Question for /lit/ nerds: if a chick is rlly tall does she need to disclose it the same way males do? Is it false advertising not to?

[Anonymous No.15194002]

>>15193994
Obviously. Tall = very unattractive

[Anonymous No.15194007]

>>15193990
seeth harder scum skin incel

[Anonymous No.15194009]

>>15193913
>she's fat
eeh..

[Anonymous No.15194035]

>>15194002
Why? Like if everything else works, height is that big of a deal?

[Anonymous No.15194039]

>>15193994
I'd like it. I'm very tall and I feel like meeting girls off the internet is a complete lottery on whether or not I'll have a backache tomorrow. It'd be nice to filter the womanlets.

>>15194002
Manlet that's afraid of getting mogged by a woman.

[Anonymous No.15194041]

>>15194002
>>15193994
why would you not want a tall girl to prevent manlet offspring

[Anonymous No.15194145]

>>15192714
only based poster in this thread
Dating is a numbers game, everyone here trying to explain it is just using under a lot of cope

[Anonymous No.15194285]

>>15192446
I’m sure Ted would have been on board with slaying millions

[Anonymous No.15194323]

I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft."

[Anonymous No.15194616]

>>15192201
ah yes, getting fucked by a different guy every week is just as frustrating as not having any kind of human contact in your life

[Anonymous No.15194630]

>>15194616
Well, nobody said that. However, getting fucked by a different guy every week without being able to develop a more complex romantic life is, I would wager, no better than being a guy with a family and friends who has a hard time getting laid (and I would say there are many more of those than there are basement-dwelling doomers)

[Anonymous No.15194643]

>>15192201
decent b8

[Anonymous No.15194646]

>>15192648
interesting to see how coomerism manifests itself in w*men, thanks

[Anonymous No.15194655]

>>15194630
women aren’t capable of complex romantic life and don’t care about it

[Anonymous No.15194664]

>>15194039
Ty anon <3

[Anonymous No.15194707]

why don't you post this absolute garbage thread in /soc/ where it belongs

[Anonymous No.15194774]

>>15194655
That's not what's at question (though that's obviously an absurd thing to believe). The question is who has a higher quality of life. What I'm saying is that humans are above all adaptable creatures, which entails, perhaps most importantly, that they are excellent at finding ways to be unhappy regardless of the objective conditions of their life. A deep and dynamic companionship is, I would wager, one of the few things that can truly make someone happy; cumming on someone's dick every week isn't.

[Anonymous No.15194776]

>>15194646
not a woman though. shit sex ruins relationships on both sides

[Anonymous No.15194820]

>>15192648
isn’t sex better when you take things slowly and discover a genuine connection? you begin a relationship with someone because they are interesting, friendly, funny, kind, compatible with you, sweet, whatever. you don’t need to know if someone is okay at one-night stands before you start dating them. >>15192621 is in the right here. a little respect for yourself and others goes a long way. if you want a relationship, don’t try to fuck yourself into one. i’m not saying it doesn’t happen but the statistics do not favor that outcome.

[Anonymous No.15194844]

>>15194820
>isn’t sex better when you take things slowly and discover a genuine connection
no lol

[Anonymous No.15194858]

>>15194774
>cumming on someone's dick every week isn't.
it is for a woman as long as the dick is attached to a chad

[Anonymous No.15194863]

>>15194844
>t.never had sex

[Anonymous No.15194893]

>>15194844
maybe it doesn’t work this way for everyone but i’m coming at this from the angle that a strong emotional connection and good communication make sex less...regrettable. besides, if you get along well with someone they become that much more attractive. everyone has their thing, though.

[Anonymous No.15194898]

>>15192415
You've confused getting attention from the opposite sex with successfully finding a partner

[Anonymous No.15195077]

>>15194893
bad sex is always regrettable, even moreso if it's with someone you're attached to

[Anonymous No.15195087]

>>15194707
isn't /lit/ suppose to be good at writing?

[Anonymous No.15195089]

>>15194039
hunchback lanklet freak back in circus