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Bible by God

>> No.15188689

>who uhh wrote the Bible
>bro it was God THROUGH OTHER HUMANS JUST LIKE ME AND YOU
ohh that's disappointing

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>>15188680
Qur'an by Allah

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>>15188680
Bible spin-off

>> No.15189252

Torah by HaShem...

>> No.15189257

>>15188680
>To Mary,
>Thanks for the good times

>> No.15189278

Catholicism
>you need the pope to have access to God
Orthodoxy
>you need a beard
Protestantism
>You need a bible to have access to God
Islam
>You need to know Arabic and a Koran to know God
Hindusism
>God can be found in poopoo
Buddhism
>Reality is suffering and suffering is attachment
>Atheism
You need to be a faggot and shove bananas up your butt
>Occultism
You need to take big poz loads to make magick ritual work
>Judaism
You need to be a kike to have a soul
>Paganism
You need to larp
>Shinto
You need to go to the temple and pretend to pray to dead people
>Nihilism
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH IM GOING INSAAAAAAAANE
>Gnosticism
cucked to the demiurge and I'll get sleep paralysis when I wake up

>> No.15189313

>>15188680
Why did god respect Abel's sacrifice but not respect Cain's offering? Cain was a farmer, so he worked hard to grow them crops... and then God dissed him like a punk.

>> No.15189324

>>15189278
>one of these things is not like the others.

>> No.15190874

>>15188680
2Tim.3 Verses 16 to 17

[16] All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
[17] That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.

>> No.15190884

>>15188680
Would the humans finally believe God exists he reappears on Earth and it was possible to hang out, smoke weed with him, and watch funny youtube videos? He would be in material form so it would be possible to record his representation for all to see the truth that he there and not imaginary.

>> No.15190888

>>15189278

is buddhism just a cope for people who can't get laid?

>> No.15190902

>>15189278
Jehovah's Wittnesses
>The true interpretation exclusively comes from a small group of liars in New York who intentionally insert a false name for ABBA in what is still currently called the New testament

Revelation 22 King James Version (KJV)
18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:

19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

>> No.15191707

>Father is translated aabbe or aabe, with the definite article form aabbaha or aabaha (the father).
loss and gain remain the same

>> No.15191832

BIBOL BY GAWD

>> No.15191835

>>15190888
If people who couldn't get laid were actually Buddhist, there's be a lot less mass shootings

>> No.15191885

>>15189313
Abel means father is God. cain means aquired. They are symbols representing inner conditions. Cain sacrificed to god because he wanted to get something from him. It was a greedy legalistic intent. Abel loved God.