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How do I become as eloquent as young Hitchens?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeGKcX-JHNE
I highly suggest watching the whole thing

>> No.15171302

maybe like read as much English literature as possible?

>> No.15171303

>>15171297
Private school education or read Cicero

>> No.15171315

>>15171297
Be pure bred into the Anglo master race

>> No.15171327

is it possible to be a good writer and a poor speaker?

>> No.15171337

>>15171302
I've had plenty of professors who couldn't convey an idea or thought well if their lives dependend on it. Reading really doesn't automatically translate to better communication skills.

>> No.15171348

>>15171327
Virgil sucked at reading his own poetry out loud, due to being extremely shy.

>> No.15171361

>>15171327
Yes, it’s called high functioning autism. Even if they can write well, they will never be able to speak “properly”. Although it’s mostly like they speak weird than low class

>> No.15171476

>>15171337
yes you need to be a creative reader. what's your alternative? do you think anyone who speaks like this isnt extraordinarily educated?

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>>15171297
Personally, I prefer his brother

>> No.15171539

>>15171315
He was part Jewish on his mom's side (from eastern Europe)

>> No.15171770

>>15171297
I honestly can't think of a slimier more disgusting public "intellectual" than Christopher Hitchens. Maybe if you count late night talk show faggots like (((Stewart))) or Colbert but even then it's a close competition.

>> No.15171923

>>15171770
>mad at Hitchens and talk show hosts
You're a literal 60 yo Fox News dad. Do the sex pls

>> No.15171960

>>15171923
Hitchens supported Iraq and Afghanistan though.

>> No.15172049

>>15171960
maybe the cancer was already in his brain by then

hitchens was spineless when it came down to it. what a waste of his last years of his life. railing against religion and overblowing the threat of terrorism

>> No.15172066

>>15172049
He was Jewish and Marxist before

>> No.15172079

>He was Jewish and Trotskyist before

Then he followed the script and became a neocon

>> No.15172121

>>15171297
Have a gay phase in college, preferably under the tutleage of a wiser older more experienced man

>> No.15172194

>>15171297
>>15171297
He's an INTJ. Eloquence unguaranteed, but with intelligence and education it likely will likely come far more easily than for types with weaker Extroverted Thinking. Similarly, matching the quick witted sass of an ENFP is a probable impossibility for most non-ENFPs.

You can improve with poetry and writing - regardless of type. Read the Bible out loud, read poetry out loud, and write regularly. Demand that you employ your full vocabulary when you speak in as natural a manner as possible. Which reminds, don't forget to socialize in good company.

>INTJ btw

>> No.15172293

Just be British. American sound like fools because Hollywood has made Americans out to be either dumb Californians, angry New Yorkers or gun crazy Texans. Every other English accent sounds great, especially English-British.

>> No.15172308

>>15171539
Damn, Jewish boys getting cucked.

>> No.15172316

>>15172293
Completely disagree. To me, Brits have the highest likelihood of having an insufferable voice

>> No.15172322

>>15172293
Absurd. Uneducated Brits sound as much hillbillies as any backwoods Southerner.

>> No.15172345

>>15172322
Southerners go the extra-step by invoking god and believing shit that Alex Jones says. Brits stiff upper lip and all that.

>> No.15172955

>>15172293
Ironically this reveals you as a retard that has been brainwashed by the American media to think all British people are James Bond aristocrats. Reality: Lower class brits are complete scum who speak like animals.

>> No.15173581

For me it's peter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oac_O5u3Dnc&t

>> No.15173606

It's all genetic. The IQ data has proven this.
>took PPE at Oxford which means he got very good A-levels, which means he had a high IQ
>Was descended from upper class brits
>Had jewish blood also
Everything points to him being genetically pristine.

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>>15173606
>Had jewish blood
>genetically pristine

>> No.15173627

>>15171337
it's a skill like any other, it just has to be practiced

>> No.15173631
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>>15171297
Tyrrell looks and sounds so much like Peter MacNicol.

>> No.15173635

>>15171297
Reading and talking. Both are required. So if you spend most of your time in your room, alone, posting on /lit/, it'll never happen.

>> No.15173641

>>15173606
>took PPE at Oxford
Give it back Peter, we need it now.

>> No.15173644

>>15173624
I meant 'pristine' as in very high quality and immaculate, not 'pure'. Jews have very good genetics.

>> No.15173646

>>15173644
>immaculate, not 'pure'

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15173656

start with the romans

>> No.15173662

>>15173646
Exactly. Something can be immaculate without being made of one substance.

>> No.15173730

>>15173662
>being made of one substance
>pure
STEMtardism strikes again.

>> No.15173754

>>15173581
Peter = trainpilled https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vY7U9rQI70

>> No.15173763

>>15173730
What point are you trying to make with your posts? The man is part of the genetic elite; that's all I was saying.

>> No.15173900

>>15171297
It's genetic. Verbal fluency is merely a matter of cognitive tempo. You can read as many books as you like but unless you can find a way to increase your ability to speedily recall of words and concepts then you're fucked. Practice will improve it slightly but not to the point where you will be thought of as eloquent. The only fix I know of is a mild adrenaline spike.

>> No.15173905

>>15171297
Pick better parents.

>> No.15173993

>>15171297
>How do I become as eloquent as young Hitchens?
Have a british accent

>> No.15174029

>>15173763
>What point are you trying to make
Oh my goodness, the STEMtardism is ever increasing...
>The man is part of the genetic elite
You should be clearer, that way it's easier to see why you're wrong.

>> No.15174187

>>15174029
...

>> No.15174206

>>15173644
>Jews have very good genetics.
lol

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>>15171297
>>15172194
He doesn't look anyone in the eye in this interview. Just looks down and is lost in his own thoughts

He genuinely might be on the spectrum (based)