inb4 simp

[Anonymous No.15164672]

If you were to write a love letter or a poem for your woman, how would you do that? I'm thinking of writing something for my gf, but I'm scared that it will sound obnoxious, so I'm wondering whether other /lit/ users have a similar way of displaying love and admiration in writing.

[Anonymous No.15164698]

be genuine, so that way even if it sounds bad it will be sweet

[Harmodius !SPQRgUJdp. No.15164714]

I would tell her to fuck off because I'm only interested in human beings with equal intellective capacity as mine (men).

[Anonymous No.15164737]

Ey bitch wanna fuck
No?
Fuck you then

[Anonymous No.15164738]

MY

[Anonymous No.15164751]

>>15164672
>how would you do that?
You would send it by email and hope she receives it.

[Anonymous No.15164758]

>simp
The word around these parts is cuck and you are 100% cucked. Simp is a reddit word and you can go back now. It's a shame they stole the word. I used to use it as a shortened version of simpleton.

[Anonymous No.15164771]

if she's already your girlfriend you don't have to pull any gay stunts like this

[Anonymous No.15164772]

yo bitch you better be done those dishes
-sent via iPhone

[Anonymous No.15164892]

>>15164672

Tell her what you like about her and BE SPECIFIC and refer to lots of things she's done and said.

If you do this you are telling her you pay attention to her and remember stuff. That will make her happy and if you make her happy she will make you happy.

[Anonymous No.15165529]

>>15164672
Tell her that you wish her nipple clitoris was permanently dangling off the roof of your mouth so you could get her off all day

[Anonymous No.15165541]

>>15164672
try not to make too cringey so she doesn’t think about it and burst out laughing while getting railed by Chad later that night