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martin "hide egger" hid so many eggs that the nazis changed his name from hiedegger to hide egger. he would hide eggs in the nazi pariliament. many nazis would be like bro wtf where are all these eggs coming from! and there would be martin just chilling and smoking laughing at the pure win that was unfolding unbeknownst to the nazi parliament members. h e even hid an egg in hitlers bunker and hitler called him was like "bruh ur a savage i know it was you!!!!" and heidegger just chilled and lit up a cigar and said "yeah... lol". next day his office placard was changed to hide egger!!!! history of phil... just another win

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15120994

>>15120915

>> No.15120998

>>15120915
you already posted this in the other thread and it wasn't funny.

>> No.15120999

OP here. I'm a girl btw

>> No.15121033

>>15120915

I have maybe never read anything as based as this.

>> No.15121147

>>15120999
hide your eggs

>> No.15121241

>>15120915
would be thrice as based if you wrote it in 'autistic wittgenstein pasta' style. needs to be more literary.

>> No.15121324

>>15120999
I want to cannonade your eggs with my baby batter, do you have a discord?

>> No.15121326

>>15120915
based

>> No.15121337

>>15121324
leave ((you)) egger