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1510205 No.1510205 [Reply] [Original]

ITT
>your book ideas
+1 to well thought out plotlines

>tl;dr: post your ideas of books in here that haven't been made before, get criticism and critique.

>> No.1510215
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1510215

ITT: Op steals your ideas.

>> No.1510219

A book where nothing happens. The protagonist is a 30 year old Intravenous drug user who does nothing but listen to Black Moth Super Rainbow and shout at the cats in his lawn.

>> No.1510236

Man eats a packet of crisps. Hilarity ensues.

>> No.1510239

>>1510219
fund it.

>> No.1510240

>A book where nothing happens
It happened already. They even have a word for that. Posmodernism

>> No.1510249

Don Quixote in space and he talks like Holden Caulfield.

>> No.1510254

Niggers and Chinks get together to overthrow the white powa.

Latinos join in somewhere half way

lots of rape occur

>> No.1510271

>>1510240
>>implying genre and title are exclusive
>>implying you are not a redneck

>> No.1510404

A book about an "average" American family over the course of a zany Thanksgiving/Black Friday weekend. The mom is one of the nuts shoppers, the daughter works at Wal-Mart, the men in the family just care about football, etc.

>> No.1510409

>>1510240

Nope, that's Gustave Flaubert.

>> No.1510443

In my book, OP is straight.

It's fiction, in case you couldn't guess.

>> No.1510473

>>1510443
Best work of fiction in modern times.

>> No.1510491

>>1510240
This is my plot too. How dare you tell me it's already been done!

>> No.1510498

Old age pensioner beats demons to death with walking stick, picks up elderly witch at skiffle band night at community centre.

>> No.1510501

When are am I gonna get some Panda Morphis in my life?

>> No.1510598

Paranoid Husband

Every night he makes a small slit in his wife's neck.

The first is barely even noticable to him, nothing really more than a scratch.

Ever night though he keeps making is infinitesimally deeper and deeper, with surgical precision and stoic patience.

First his wife notices a reck line on her neck, then a red sore. This develops until she has to see the doctor - who cannot explain why her neck is slowly peeling apart.

You get the idea

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>>1510598
interesting..

>> No.1510662

>>1510205

why was your tldr version actually longer than the original?

moron

>> No.1510674

>>1510598

cliche and lacking ANY originality seeing as how that's the classic Poe narrative form