/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.15088645]

cousins johnny baptist and jesus christ were just a couple of drunks who wrote, and wrote, and wrote, like all of us here at /lit/ do. but they had to hit the road with their works, 'selling' them door to door. they lived off of their readers, who paid to copy their writings.

i see them as cousins tom sawyer and huckleberry finn, adding to their works many larping letters, as proof of authenticity, during their journeys which spanned a century. johnny baptist and jesus christ died at patmos in ninety and six, and were once buried there.

amateur treasure hunters discovered and unearthed both of their graves on patmos, in nineteen ninety and six. they looted those original manuscripts which were buried together with them, both nearly identical sets, upon which they had based all of their 'sales'.

"drinking wine and hardly bathing are good things." kings of the road

~ aunt polly