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Which book best capture the feel of being in a loving relationship with a qt girl? Asking for a friend.

>> No.15083583

being in a relationship sucks, fucking cunt hogs the entire bed and they start treating you like you are contractually obligated to tolerate their worst most childish behaviors

women are awful, honestly masturbating is better

>> No.15083596

>>15083583
this. every dude thinks he'd be happier with a girlfriend, but after a few months all you want is to be single again.

>> No.15083655

Interestingly I can't think about of a single book, except Love Story which is not a good book. So really Shakespeare is all I could recommend

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>>15083562
There is an entire medium/genre dedicated to this type of thing

>> No.15083730

>>15083562
You just posted this camwhore on /biz/ a few hours ago. Stop this.

>> No.15083734

>>15083583
>>15083596
What about twinks? Are they any better? Asking for a friend.

>> No.15083905

>>15083562
profound boredom after 2 months

>> No.15083949

>>15083562
Seriously? 1984.

>> No.15083960

>>15083583
I honestly can't tell you how much self-improvement bullshit I went through to get a girl who rejected me to give me another chance. After finally getting the time of day, it made me realize it was this bitch who should have been fighting for me. If you get a woman with a good personality and work ethic, hold on tight bros. Dating a woman for looks is retard tier (ie. something only someone as dumb as me would do)

>> No.15084101

>>15083562
A Farewell to Arms

>> No.15084518

>>15083734
can someone answer this, asking on behalf of this posters friend

>> No.15084754

>>15083655
The Macbeths are the most successful young couple on display in Shakespeare from start to finish in Shakespeare
Prove me wrong
>in b4 A&C

>> No.15084791

>>15083949
JULIA
when the leaves turn from green to brown
and autumn shades come tumbling down
to leave a carpet on the ground
where we have laid
JULIA

>> No.15084892

Any book about living with children.
>>15083583
>fucking cunt hogs the entire bed
They always steal the fucking blanket and cocoon with it. They act like selfish behaviors are supposed to be cute or endearing.

>> No.15085730

>>15084892
Good lord, I've been there
Extends to cheating at cards

>> No.15085744 [DELETED] 

>>15083562
She looks like she fucks black guys

>> No.15085759

>>15084892
>>15083583
>>15083596

imagine being this level of unaware snowflake where taking the covers or cheating at a card game sends you into a frenzy of rage at all women.

talk about the reactions of children. literally lmao

>> No.15085762

>>15085759
Go make me a sandwich.

>> No.15085773

>>15083562
my dairy desu
but now it has been 9 months since she left me and theres only sadness

>> No.15087181

>>15085759
>frenzy of rage
lovely instance of cobbling up a false response and of intentionally missing a point, which concerned the association of kittenish behavior (as if 'cute') with petit acts (note the plural) of selfishness or self absorption-- it's annoying.
Imagine your own boyfriend or girlfriend regularly behaving this way, or your mother or father.. don't think you'd like it anon

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Not my dairy desu

>> No.15087196

>>15085759
tourist whore, get a boyfriend

>> No.15087206

>>15085762
>>15087181
>>15087196

This is certified proof that the strong men don't get triggered.

fucking wew lad

>> No.15087218

>>15087206
learn to fit in

>> No.15087309
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I don't think I can love, bros. I am too old and missed all the important character defining moments when you are fresh and malleable, hormonal and passionate. I am too old now and I have congealed. I have gone through all the rites of passage 10-15 years too late and they meant nothing to me after being alone for so long, I was numb to them, to her. I couldn't reciprocate anything but a flimsy playact at what people are meant to do, but I was only ever there in body while my mind and spirit remain in the same lonely bedroom I wasted my youth in.

Your youth is so important, it is all that matters really. Whatever happens afterwards is just a ripple effect and it stays with you no matter what mask you wear. Don't waste it, bros. Get the fuck off this site and live before it happens to you too.

>> No.15087314

>>15083583
After being in three multiyear longterm rs (being in the third now) and being almost 30 years old, I've come to the same conclusion.

You struggle yourself through the most mundane everyweekend reality of picking the next very important addition to your flat/home, episodes of unnecessary fights over the most mundane bs, arguments and their idolizations and manifestations of what she decided without asking your common future life should be like just so you can act and feel normal and thus fulfilling the preconceptions of your family, friends and something like your superego while deepdown in yourself u constantly question wether "this is it?".

I am just glad that I didn't manage to spawn a baby.

>> No.15087353

>>15083562
Can I recommend you books where the relationships just fail miserably?

>> No.15087356
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>It is of great shame that even the most beautiful woman you see for the first time becomes plain by the second.

>> No.15087392

>>15087206
yeah femcel, the other anon is right learn to fit in or you'll get called out every time. if you don't want to then going back to twitter isn't a bad option desu

>> No.15087444

I dunno, something with comfy and compassionate vibes.
Maybe the ending of Brothers Karamazov or something.

>> No.15087469

>>15083562
The Gulag Archipelago

>> No.15087485

>>15083583
why wouldn’t my gf act like a child? She is

>> No.15087489

Kenneth Oppel's Airborne had a qt in it, but it isn't exactly sophisticated literature.

>> No.15087499

>>15084101
More like A Farewell to Wallet

>> No.15087768

>>15087485
Based

>> No.15087947

>>15087206
>supplying live instances of the behavior so described
Hate to own it: based.