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/lit/ reads Anonymous Fri Apr 10 12:22:49 2020 No.15064656 [Reply] [Original]

Record yourself reading something. Language doesn't matter. Try to rate others.
https://vocaroo.com/

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 12:45:46 2020 No.15064786 https://voca.ro/gxZSSqNu0S0 Guess the language

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 14:17:17 2020 No.15065437 >>15064786 The language sounds like French and Russian DPd Hungarian.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 14:22:45 2020 No.15065471 File: 129 KB, 1125x943, EUTTxPDXQAImZNp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://voca.ro/k24P1AAoSxM

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 14:42:27 2020 No.15065604 >>15065437 Kinda close

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 16:26:46 2020 No.15066289 >>15065604 Romanian?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 16:32:28 2020 No.15066317 >>15066289 Turkish

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 21:01:24 2020 No.15067736 >>15065471 You have a great voice!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 23:28:11 2020 No.15068533 bump

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 23:49:46 2020 No.15068609 A poem by A. E. Housman. Not my mother tongue. https://vocaroo.com/PNFtCSlh04T

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 10 23:55:52 2020 No.15068630 >>15067736 Thanks! Is there anything you want me to read you could provide a link for? Here's part of a Legal writing book I'm reading. https://voca.ro/4U1xQHok10S

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 00:03:51 2020 No.15068657 >Ozymandias (Percy Bysshe Shelley) https://voca.ro/imAJSIYGnap

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 00:17:02 2020 No.15068695 Reading Genesis 1: https://voca.ro/3rVB3UiLh0i

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 00:31:45 2020 No.15068743

>>15068609
I like it
>>15068630
your fry sounds a bit strained, (telling you just to let you know you may be forcing your voice) nice voice
>>15068657
pronunciation is a bit weak, good work though
>>15068695
aside from recording quality, you're talking lower than what you can handle (I used to do that after puberty, it's normal). don't be afraid to go up

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 00:34:54 2020 No.15068757 https://voca.ro/jyS5DLD0WTg a brief passage of Book of Disquiet, in spanish though

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 00:36:29 2020 No.15068764 >>15068757 Buena weon

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 00:36:44 2020 No.15068765 >>15068764 wena

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 00:39:10 2020 No.15068776 >>15068757 está muy grave/despacio, cuesta un poco es muy emo ese libro?

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 00:42:53 2020 No.15068794
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Here's some stuff I recorded on the last thread, if anyone is interested in hearing my shitty voice
>La casa de Asterión by Borges
https://voca.ro/c7EByyayxij
>The Iliad (Alexander Pope's translation)
https://voca.ro/8pJE88eHmwy
>El suicida (Jorge Luis Borges)
https://voca.ro/3mSuTFbbnx3
>Los heraldos negros (César Vallejo)
https://voca.ro/2NmvZzKf592
>Es Olvido (Nicanor Parra)
I fucked up a lot
https://voca.ro/fu4yuUoyKci
>El pozo (Luis Mateo Díez)
https://voca.ro/8E3IO4vSLn0
>The Ballad of Reading Gaol (Oscar Wilde)
https://voca.ro/1Y82VyTgPrY
>Sigismund's second monologue (La vida es sueño - Calderón de la Barca)
https://voca.ro/v2rh1wpeZnV
>Piedra negra sobre una piedra blanca (César Vallejo)
https://voca.ro/kE9tzfFxtSx
>>15068743
>pronunciation is a bit weak, good work though
Yeah, I still have trouble pronunciating some words. Thanks
>>15068765
Bueno ver a otro chileno por acá

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 00:44:31 2020 No.15068801 >>15068776 >está muy grave/despacio justo como hablo https://voca.ro/181BirNu2JL

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 00:58:23 2020 No.15068871 https://voca.ro/k9GLwGNHUE4

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 00:59:10 2020 No.15068877 >>15068871 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 01:02:39 2020 No.15068894 >>15068801 jajajaja

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 01:47:27 2020 No.15069113 >>15068695 Get a microphone kid, or record with your phone

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 06:32:04 2020 No.15070188 Bump. A poem in Hebrew: https://vocaroo.com/oimRwPTqCFv A monologue from Richard III: https://vocaroo.com/8MBKfet4klo A monologue from Faust: https://vocaroo.com/k5ryEPIses0

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 06:45:38 2020 No.15070245 >>15068794 Very interested! Loved the first one by Borges. Did my best to follow along with the text. Thanks for recording.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 08:06:18 2020 No.15070585 File: 76 KB, 845x466, 1583545206500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have too much of an autismo voice

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 08:19:37 2020 No.15070648 >>15065471 Anon is right. You have a very nice voice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 09:11:39 2020 No.15070884 >>15070188 Very good, what poem is that? Nice accent too >>15070245 Thanks anon. I fucked up a bit in that one though. >>15070585 I don't think it matters, just record yourself. I don't like my voice very much either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 09:45:51 2020 No.15070995 I'll post one later with my beautiful accent for you all to appreciate

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:26:34 2020 No.15071150
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>>15070884
Thanks, anon! The poem is called "the melody is sounding again", written by Nathan Alterman. It can admittedly sound a bit weird when translated into other languages. That's the best one I was able to find.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:26:57 2020 No.15071152 >Industrial society and its future https://voca.ro/8A1rJ3baAl6

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 11:45:32 2020 No.15071589
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>This is my letter to the world (Emily Dickinson)
https://voca.ro/cbr0Dp4LQQr
>Vuelta de paseo (Federico García Lorca)
https://voca.ro/8Ruc9tZFB3D
>Paternidad responsable (Carlos Alfaro Gutiérrez)
https://voca.ro/nd7laeuzk8F
>The tiger (Nael, 6 years)
https://voca.ro/h3fD7fYNbBj
>>15071150
Thanks. It sounds cool, and I've never heard before an hebrew poem.
>>15071152
Nice voice and based text

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:08:33 2020 No.15071738 Faust I - Outside of the Gate https://voca.ro/47mXdyXiyIy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:10:23 2020 No.15071746 >>15065471 Nice voice, very podcast-worthy. You kind of sound like Metokur.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:20:09 2020 No.15071808 https://voca.ro/oO4ejg7SZ5h A short piece of a poem. Try to guess the language (let not my countrymen allow those unfamiliar with it to know).

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:22:47 2020 No.15071827 >>15071808 Is it a germanic language? Danish, swedish?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:25:13 2020 No.15071840 >>15071808 First thing that came to my mind was Jiddish, however, i could also believe it is an older version of something like German or Danish

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:29:38 2020 No.15071862 >>15071808 I can't even guess the meaning of single a word you're saying, so, as far as I'm concerned, all Germanic languages are thereby eliminated. Finnish, perhaps?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:44:33 2020 No.15071948 Didn't know I'm so bad at this >Hafez in farsi https://voca.ro/hZsnVytA2EQ >bad attempt to read a Shakespeare sonnet in English https://voca.ro/d3b8d1PJefx

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:51:03 2020 No.15072004 >>15071808 icelandic

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:03:53 2020 No.15072087 https://voca.ro/o56nji8H7fg Thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:17:25 2020 No.15072173 File: 16 KB, 355x439, 1563570963821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://voca.ro/cMVtc7vbXWr

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:24:58 2020 No.15072224
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>Oda a Walt Whitman (Federico García Lorca)
https://voca.ro/mDo9U4FGh3B
>>15072004
Good voice, sounds pretty elegant
>>15072173
BASED.
Love your voice, wish I talked like that

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:25:15 2020 No.15072225

>>15064786
Your Turkish sounds quite nice.
>>15065471
You speak well, sir.
>>15068609
>>15068657
Good efforts.
>>15068695
Recording needs to be improved, anon.
>>15068794
I liked the Oscar Wilde one in particular.
>>15070188
Quite interesting to hear Hebrew. Got anymore?
>>15068871
Kek.
>>15071738
Sehr gut. Nice pronunciation, German anon. Better than the average pronunciation I am accustomed too from Germans.
>>15071948
Interesting to hear Persian. A better recording needed, anon. What can you tell me of Farsi?
>>15072173
Kek.

>>15071827
>>15071840
>>15071862
>>15072004
I can confirm it is not Germanic. Though Icelandic is getting closer to the target.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:26:03 2020 No.15072230 >>15072224 I meant to reply to >>15072087, not >>15072004

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:32:13 2020 No.15072277 >>15072224 >>15072230 Thank you, anon. I like your Spanish. Better than the flocks of Spaniards I hear roaming about my country.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:34:53 2020 No.15072304 >>15072225 irish/scotish?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:40:21 2020 No.15072345 >From Walden in Spanish: https://voca.ro/8jWOFPKphKR

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:40:52 2020 No.15072349 what's up with all the UKfags on this board? fucking chavs, no wonder /lit/ is the new /pol/

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:42:28 2020 No.15072356 >>15072349 >what's with all the native English speakers on an English language website hurrr durrr

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:45:57 2020 No.15072389

requesting a spainard read:

¿Qué tengo yo, que mi amistad procuras?
¿Qué interés se te sigue, Jesús mío,
que a mi puerta, cubierto de rocío,
pasas las noches del invierno oscuras?

¡Oh, cuánto fueron mis entrañas duras,
pues no te abrí! ¡Qué extraño desvarío,
si de mi ingratitud el hielo frío
secó las llagas de tus plantas puras!

¡Cuántas veces el ángel me decía:
«Alma, asómate ahora a la ventana,
verás con cuánto amor llamar porfía»!

¡Y cuántas, hermosura soberana,
«Mañana le abriremos», respondía,
para lo mismo responder mañana!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:52:55 2020 No.15072423 >>15064656 Hope you like it, im kinda sick https://voca.ro/a313La2DN6P

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:53:03 2020 No.15072424 >>15072389 I don't know if you like it... https://voca.ro/hNrYohgEjvu Good taste btw, Lope de Vega is GOAT

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:56:50 2020 No.15072453 >>15068757 >181BirNu2JL amazing

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 14:06:22 2020 No.15072529 https://voca.ro/c5ClGTerwmU

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 14:06:35 2020 No.15072531 LIBRA DeLillo https://voca.ro/eUuCHAx7E5E

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 14:06:52 2020 No.15072533 >>15071808 >>15072225 Faroese?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 14:07:55 2020 No.15072542 >>15072533 nevermind, missed the not germanic

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 14:14:05 2020 No.15072591 >>15072531 https://voca.ro/fjorpUEIPJV another LIBRA excerpt. what a novel

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 14:53:41 2020 No.15072882 >>15072423 Your voice sounds pretty familliar, I don't know why

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 16:08:38 2020 No.15073298 >>15072304 You are correct, anon. Well spotted. Any particular giveaways?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 16:08:53 2020 No.15073302 File: 113 KB, 720x960, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15064656 https://voca.ro/dXk4TAziCm5 A self-written piece.

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 16:20:13 2020 No.15073372

>>15070648
Thanks!
>>15071746
I did a radio show here in town once. It was pretty fun. Always thought about doing a podcast about legal stuff.
>>15072225
Thank you anon-kun.
>>15068743
Yeah, I unno if it's the humidity, my smoking, or just the jitters from recording myself. Thanks though, I'll try to keep it in mind!

Here's part of the intro to selected essays of stallman by lawrence lessig.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 16:28:00 2020 No.15073406 File: 304 KB, 972x1362, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15073302 >>15064656 https://voca.ro/kMLIgTB1zCe

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 16:34:27 2020 No.15073443 any ladies wanna post? hubba hubba winks

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 16:37:55 2020 No.15073473 >>15073298 mostly method of elimination, and that's kind of what i'd imagine scottish (gaelic)/irish to sound like the "islandic closer to the target" helped a lot too

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 16:39:37 2020 No.15073483 >>15073372 Holy fuck I forgot the link. https://voca.ro/6Dv4nQBCvbS

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 17:09:03 2020 No.15073659
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>Do not go gentle into that good night (Dylan Thomas)
https://voca.ro/59RbjDi85qB
>>15072277
Thanks anon.
>>15072345
>>15072423
Nice
>>15072591
It sounds interesting, and your voice is great
>>15073302
Good voice, but why are you rapping? Lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 17:21:31 2020 No.15073735 >>15064656 Do all 20-something-year-old men have the same faggy voice that I have or am I just retarded and can't differentiate?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 17:54:00 2020 No.15073950 >My twisted world https://voca.ro/bQxp2wxEjxn

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:38:40 2020 No.15074249 >>15073950 You make Elliot sound like Hannibal Lecter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:41:11 2020 No.15074268 https://voca.ro/mHDfoZ6rOap

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 20:31:10 2020 No.15074996 >>15074268 Sounds like another Irishman. >>15073406 Nice flow. Would like the text.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 20:56:29 2020 No.15075158 https://voca.ro/jc0yrbcnHu1

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:15:42 2020 No.15075271 https://voca.ro/gmMYcgC5GWo I swear, i sound better in my head

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:21:47 2020 No.15075303 >>15073406 >https://voca.ro/kMLIgTB1zCe great movie

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:41:26 2020 No.15075412 https://voca.ro/7pW4wDtEEtQ

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:43:46 2020 No.15075420
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>record myself reading an excerpt from American Psycho
>listen back to it
>realise I sound like a cum drinking gaylord with a dick lodged in his twinky throat
God damn why I sound so STUPID and faggy??? How do I get a chad voice? Should I smoke more?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:44:39 2020 No.15075423 >>15075158 lol >>15073950 this is awesome

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:51:48 2020 No.15075465 >Sigismund's first monologue (La Vida es Sueño - Calderón de la Barca) https://voca.ro/nrDJJeBlYkL >>15075420 I know that feel anon, also wish I had a deeper voice

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 22:14:08 2020 No.15075589 >>15075465 pronunciation and projection>low notes you can also try blending your goal fry with your lower chest notes, but do it carefully or with a teacher, since you can scar your vocal folds don't force it

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 22:18:00 2020 No.15075609 >>15075420 What page chapter? Want me to read it and then have you compare?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 22:24:04 2020 No.15075646 >>15075609 The business card scene, I think around page 43 on my edition. I forget the chapter. Starting at the line about the maitre' d seeing that they don't have their complimentary Bellinis

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 22:34:24 2020 No.15075699 >>15075646 I've had a copy of this for a while but I never bothered to read it. Cosplayed bateman once, memorized the huey lewis thing, so it's fun stuff to act out. May have to start it soon! https://voca.ro/l2OleItsDY5

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 22:35:50 2020 No.15075708 >>15072531 >>15072591 BASED anon. Try the phone message scene from Mao II

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 22:38:31 2020 No.15075721 File: 303 KB, 658x542, 39jae1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15075699 D-deep voiced chad

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 22:44:33 2020 No.15075765
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>>15075699
Cool voice, but you probably should've given the script a proof read because you mispronounced a piss ton of words that I thought it was intentional. If you haven't read American Psycho you should, it's great.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 23:25:08 2020 No.15075985 >>15075721 y-you t-t-oo >>15075765 s-sorry s-senpai. Didn't realize I'd keep reading that long and I didn't want to do it again. I prob will read it now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 04:10:27 2020 No.15077257 bumping based thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 04:48:34 2020 No.15077398 >>15075699 would listen to a audiobook of this were the sound quality better - https://voca.ro/eOtbLy0aODf

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 05:01:26 2020 No.15077440 >>15072531 Geordie accent?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 07:36:12 2020 No.15077928 >>15077398 Finally, a fine English accent!

Anonymous Sun Apr 12 08:11:56 2020 No.15078045 [DELETED]

>>15077440
yes
>>15075708
just for you anon. it actually exhausted me recording it. quite amusing because the idea of the excerpt is very reminscent of leaving this audio message online for a random stranger online's perusal.
https://voca.ro/406ITxNPihI

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:06:30 2020 No.15078562 >>15072423 ¿Padre Hector?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:19:29 2020 No.15078620 >>15071738 >https://voca.ro/47mXdyXiyIy >"von dot hea" nice schwäbisch accent faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:47:11 2020 No.15078758 https://voca.ro/gqetxjUaCPH

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 12:20:35 2020 No.15079351 >>15071738 you sound like a faggot and i hate your accent but i gotta say that this was really nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 12:29:23 2020 No.15079409 >>15079351 I enjoyed that critique even more than the audio piece itself

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 12:31:12 2020 No.15079420 https://voca.ro/4otbwB8vUIh

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:35:56 2020 No.15080545 https://vocaroo.com/b8RvlS8rMm4 christcuck coming through to wish /lit/ a happy easter

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:44:31 2020 No.15080595 >>15079351 thanks anon :) I was born in retard-accent-Bundesland (I think you know which) and hate my voice too. Any tips on how to improve it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 16:16:27 2020 No.15080812 https://voca.ro/orv0XVDgELL

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 16:19:03 2020 No.15080836 File: 297 KB, 540x674, 1558611375465.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15080812 Love your voice and accent anon. Would love to listen to the whole poem

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 16:27:20 2020 No.15080897 >>15080836 thanks

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