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Anonymous Thu Apr 9 14:21:12 2020 No.15057852 [Reply] [Original]

Heidegger is enjoying his national morning breakfast deeply rooted in local folklore at at the local public village table made by the skilled handwork of local women workers placed in the near forest clearing together with the village elders.

Before they even finish setting down their wooden home made plates the sound of machinery roars through the forest thickness.

Trees come tumbling down, destruction rages through the village, the sun rays who greeted the peasants happily and reveled to them the truth of the beginning-of the-day, the leaves that inspired poetry, the rivers which solidified national pride and local identity as being-in-the-world transform into physics equations right before the eyes of the innocent villagers and unleash untold horrors through the folkloric local community.

At that time Bertrand Russell reveals himself standing upon the bulldozer which turned the clearing into just another place in space, eating his automatically manufactured subway sandwich. With a destructive modernistic liberal voice he proclaims :

"Good morning, Martin. I have brought you machinery and civilization to free the peasants of the daily dread of menial work. But most importantly, would you like one of my automatically produced and commercialized sandwiches for breakfast"

Heidegger : "No, your artificial construct will reveal nothing of importance to my breaking-the-fast. I can not enjoy breakfast that way."

Village elder : "No, we much prefer our traditionally prepared breakfast."

Russell : "Fools ! How can you not see the beautiful objectivity of the mathematical framework underlying my Analytic modernity. Mathematics is the highest form of thought and objective truth there is !"

Heidegger : "Tell me, how old is mathematics in relations of other modes of revealing."

Russell : "It's the prime entity ! Everything followed from it !"

Heidegger : "False, mathematics is just a post a-priori construct of the Dasein's Aletheia coming from Being-In-The-World as and working the fields and counting cows as a combinations of Episteme and Poiesis as the primary modes of revealing . If what you said was true then the essence of Mathematics's being is a Being itself"

Russell was visibly shaken. His brain could not comprehend the Ereignis he just experienced and thus exploded. Asperger children all around the world committed mass suicide. Mathematics was scrapped from school curriculums and replaced with poetry. Moot himself came down from the heavens himself and erased /sci/ from the board's existence.

The village elders happily sat down at the table and finished their traditionally prepared breakfast.

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