/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.15052336]

itt: we write our own rupi kaur poems
>he was
>a skater boy
>i was
>a ski resort
and shit like that.
:)

[Anonymous No.15052347]

>>15052336
I have nothing to contribute but I had a laugh OP. Hope you have a nice day :^)

[Anonymous No.15052348]

>>15052336
She was
Maybe a bitch
But I fell in love
Such a fool
I am

[Anonymous No.15052357]

i was hurt
i was the lover
he was the hurter
he was the love

[Anonymous No.15052367]

posting this on instagram
will give me
so much attention

[Anonymous No.15052376]

>>15052336
i am
a talentless
cunt

[Anonymous No.15052379]

>>15052336
I want
to die
because of
her
enjambments

[Anonymous No.15052380]

she was a sweet flower
he was a lawnmower
if only the two
never met

[Anonymous No.15052383]

i
was god
he was
an atheist

[Anonymous No.15052396]

to be fair
you have to have
a very high iq
to understand rick and morty.
the humour is extremely subtle.

[Anonymous No.15052406]

poo poo
pee pee
peee pee poo
poo poo?

[Anonymous No.15052407]

sometimes i don't even write
poetry, just regular prose statements
broken up into different lines
one after the other

[Anonymous No.15052416]

>>15052380
i completely buy this one

[Anonymous No.15052440]

redlight moments
we rolling
the potent
going and going
going
im going

[Anonymous No.15052451]

cant you see it
bad dog
but for you
im obedient

[Anonymous No.15052457]

These words are my own
From my heart flow
I love you, I love you, I
love you, I love you
There's no other way
To better say
I love you, I love you...

[Anonymous No.15052492]

public display me
shame me
baby
i do it all
for you
rate me

[Anonymous No.15052512]

he
was a twentieth-century
russian-american
hebephilic
novelist.
she
was not a great writer
but a rather mediocre one
with wastelands of literary platitudes

[Anonymous No.15052558]

The Jew is
immunized against
all dangers: one may
call him a scoundrel, parasite,
swindler, profiteer,
it all runs off him like
water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew
and you will be astonished at how he recoils,
how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back:
“I’ve been found out.”

[Anonymous No.15052587]

ayo, gurl
show me what
that thang
do

[Anonymous No.15052593]

I shed a tear
I knew deep within
that he was a knife
I was a roller blade
all edge
and no point

[Anonymous No.15052615]

my pussy
is a flower
if flowers
stank of fish

[Anonymous No.15052624]

>>15052558
based and
redpilled

[Anonymous No.15052663]

>>15052336
wow that wordplay in your pic rel is terrible. the direct comparison of being drained and being energized makes it sound like she wants to be the drainer instead of the drained, which I doubt was what she wants to communicate. you could have used any number of words to not make it sound like relationships are about taking advantage of each other but she literally uses the worst ones.

op your's is actually pretty. good not gonna lie.

[Anonymous No.15052673]

>>15052336
We ran through
this town
we were a river
but that river ran
dry

[Anonymous No.15052681]

my rod is
long and
strong but
catches no fish

[Anonymous No.15052685]

he was a boy
she was girl
can i make it
any more obvious

[Anonymous No.15052704]

>>15052685
We are in
love
havent you
heard
now we rock each others worlds

[Anonymous No.15052715]

This joke isnt funny anymore.

[Anonymous No.15052721]

OP HERE
I just realized there is already a rupi thread :( and some other anon asked people to post fake poems
my apologies to >>15047345
>>15052663
thank you i wrote it last night while drunk texting a tinder thot to show how easy it is to write that shit, she stopped responding to me :(

[Anonymous No.15052733]

>>15052721
>thank you i wrote it last night while drunk texting a tinder thot to show how easy it is to write that shit, she stopped responding to me :(
Lolol you'll die virgins

[Anonymous No.15052743]

>>15052721
You can never question the reality principle, anon. You can play the game of appearances, but you can't question someone's reality.

[Anonymous No.15052772]

young sg
we be goin hard
young gtb
we be goin hard
go so hard i just lost my phone
22 domino
cant find my phone
young thaiboy
i be so damn throwed
catch me where i am
thaiboy
i am on the throne

[Anonymous No.15052816]

>>15052733
>a virgin is
>a dandelion
>whose head has yet to bloom
>and while i am
>no longer a virgin
>and my head is soft and white
>and i can spread
>my love freely
>i find myself
>longing for the days
>when i was just
>a bud
>closed and comfy
>eagerly waiting to turn into a flower

[Anonymous No.15052846]

first time
first time like a virgin
im a fiend for the drugs
who is serving
they want to be me
like they kirby
but im too advanced
its not working

[Anonymous No.15052874]

I fucked a shark
And I liked it.

[Anonymous No.15052941]

Da mn
Son
I read th
At shit

[Anonymous No.15052971]

you are
what
you are and that
is
enough

-rupi kaur

[Anonymous No.15052988]

he
was a candle
that burned when
I blew

[Anonymous No.15053015]

Motionless
The wind
was
My heart
was beating
very
fast

[Anonymous No.15053020]

i saw a saw
saw through my sores
i heard a herd of
deer here, you hear
i felt the felt fabric
that feels unreal
all of this is
about my vagina
see?

[Anonymous No.15053026]

>>15052336
I cannot sleep
he was darkness
and my pussy light,
now i sit alone
wondering
wondering
when the moon
will come.

[Anonymous No.15053059]

they say you are
what you eat
i ate a bat
现在我是中国人

[Anonymous No.15053349]

he was a
lego begging to
be snapped in
place
and I was a
naked foot

[Anonymous No.15053366]

it
really
do be
like that
tho

[Anonymous No.15053379]

niggers
could be here
he thought
ive never been
in this neighborhood before
there could be
niggers anywhere

[Anonymous No.15053420]

vultures watch us
all but all the
guys
i ever dated
never left this desert
alive

[Anonymous No.15053679]

-
running his hands on my
upper body he
pulls at my motherhood
i
know what he is
an
urge that when fulfilled
returns

[Anonymous No.15053711]

i smelt
of milk and honey
but you
had a sinus infection

[Anonymous No.15053722]

I show no love
to homo thugs
reload
and throw mo' slugs

[Anonymous No.15053731]

I want what is
good
The good that slowly runs from
cut geraniums
and the cool sigh of a passing
season, glancing outwards
far to the distant lit horizon
What is good is in
me
and I in it
each hour sharpening my hazy image
like an old hand
rubbing steam from a mirror

[Anonymous No.15053735]

in this moment

all i can think about is
my mother

and all she did for me

her broken back
arms heavy with my
clothes, her heart a
kiln

[Anonymous No.15053743]

>>15053731
too much merit in this one to be believable

[Anonymous No.15053750]

>>15052336
I walk
On the street
I am the street
And a man
is pooping
I am
The poop
Too

[Anonymous No.15053752]

>>15052336
Pain
Killer
Killer pain
Painkillers

[Anonymous No.15053753]

>>15053743
thank you

[Anonymous No.15053760]

how you gonna
explain
fucking a man
even if I
squash the beef
I still aint touching yo hand

[Anonymous No.15053783]

i blacked
the
fuck out
i got
blacked
and fucked
out

[Anonymous No.15053784]

my notebook is filled with
images of
long nights at your parents'
house having the kind
of conversation only we can
understand, like how we are
stars
embodied

i still see by you
sometimes

now how
old I am is all I
talk about

at least I can remember

my home, my mind, my
end, my
memory is
everything

[Anonymous No.15053806]

first
we gonna rock
then
we gonna roll
then
we let it pop
go, let it go

[Anonymous No.15053821]

I wanna take a moment
just sit right there

i'll tell you how
I became the prince

of bel-air

[Anonymous No.15053847]

>>15052336
i wanted to be the bright sun
entering your room
after a sleepless night
but was swallowed
by your darkness
and was left homeless
instead

[Anonymous No.15053873]

Covid-19 wrap your tendrils around me
Whisper to me sweet nothings
You're virulence embraces me
Amazes my lungs

[Anonymous No.15053882]

>>15053784
anon consider a career in instapoetry.

[Anonymous No.15053889]

>>15053882
Its rupi kaur

[Anonymous No.15053901]

when he turned away
i became like her
a pillar of salt
i am upset

[Anonymous No.15053937]

>>15053722
based

[Anonymous No.15053945]

>>15053882
read the first letter in every line lol

[Anonymous No.15053946]

>>15053889
Then it would have been sound advice

[Anonymous No.15053963]

>>15052380
yeah this is based

[Anonymous No.15054003]

inspiration

lungs fill up with
oxygen and
something a little bit
trickier

the beating
heart is
everywhere

go shout
and
make the world an
emulation of yourself

[Anonymous No.15054010]

>>15052380
Based

[Anonymous No.15054055]

>>15053945
well, aren't you a based one?

[Anonymous No.15054073]

>>15052336
it may for now hurt
but keep pushing through
and eventually, is true
be gone the poo

[Anonymous No.15054341]

>>15052380
fucking kek'd

[Anonymous No.15054353]

>>15052416
I thought that was Steve Rambo until I did reverse image search.

[Anonymous No.15054386]

i am like a mushroom
i am soft
pliable
delicate
and can spawn fungus
this is me
as a woman
this is you
uncomfortable
with my nature

[Anonymous No.15054480]

english's
not my language
but when i shitpost
i feel it is

[Anonymous No.15054581]

for me he was
a god
for him I was
the kale
of buffalo wings

[Anonymous No.15054806]

sometimes
i like to smile
when i feel sad

[Anonymous No.15054847]

for centuries
men have seen
art as a bar to
raise like barbells

I
through the
eyes of all my
stunning sisters
see a limbo stick

-rupi kaur

[Anonymous No.15054859]

you were the painter
i was the canvas
i could have been your masterpiece
but instead
you left me untouched

[Anonymous No.15054887]

She was
Coffee
I love
Coffee
But only off-brand
Instant coffee
Is my station
In life
Woe

[Anonymous No.15054902]

>>15052336
This doesn’t even have a hackneyed metaphor like some of her other stuff, it’s just like she took a text she sent to a girl friend and broke it up into a “poem”

Is she getting lazier

[Anonymous No.15054904]

My legs open
Like the sea before Moses,
Letting thousands pass through

[Anonymous No.15054921]

sneed's
feed & seed
formerly
chuck's

[Anonymous No.15054955]

>>15054921
i don't get it

[Anonymous No.15054964]

>>15054904
Kek

[Anonymous No.15054975]

>>15054955
It used to be Chuck's seed & feed haha

[Anonymous No.15054984]

>>15054975
what's the joke?

[Anonymous No.15055019]

>>15054984
Don't you get it haha Chuck's feed & seed ahaha so funny

[Anonymous No.15055040]

>>15055019
A change of proprietorship isn't very humorous, is it?

[Anonymous No.15055095]

is everything
too much
to ask for?

[Anonymous No.15055107]

vaginas
are beautifull
even if they have flaws

[Anonymous No.15055121]

>>15054984

Sneed's Feed & Seed
formerly
Chuck's Fuck & Suck

[Anonymous No.15055141]

>>15055121
why would Sneed advertise his establishment's previous owner if the goods and services offered are entirely different from each other? doesn't make any sense

[Anonymous No.15055163]

>>15052336
Well I like sugar
and I like tea
but I don't like niggers
no siree

[Anonymous No.15055531]

>>15052336
I stick tampons
Up my anus
Halfway through
I realise
I made a mistake
The blood was coming
Out my nose.

[Anonymous No.15055560]

>>15055531

[Anonymous No.15055572]

>>15052336
my garden
is holy
divine
giver of life
so when
he says it smells of fish
i say
it smells
of light

[Anonymous No.15055573]

fool me once
shame on you
fool me twice
get yer legs broken

[Anonymous No.15055683]

>>15052380
good

[Anonymous No.15055691]

he put
his fingers
where i
leak honey
but found
only bees

[Anonymous No.15055713]

she saw
what i was not
and fell for it
i started falling
the moment
she quit

[Anonymous No.15055738]

>>15053901
lit

[Anonymous No.15055759]

>>15054480
after years of
shitposting and
social isolation
english trumped
the tongue of
my nation

[Anonymous No.15055962]

My honey suckled
breasts
Dance inside his
mouth
And I
Cum

[Anonymous No.15056013]

some say
that a dick is enough
but honestly
i need three
in me

[Anonymous No.15056036]

i longed for his love
he longed for my cunt
i gave him my all
he gave me syphilis

[Anonymous No.15056057]

The shit she got published
Will fossilize

My shitpostings
Are timeless

[Anonymous No.15056059]

>>15052715
It's too
Close to
Home and it's
Too near
The bone

[Anonymous No.15056069]

With a car
You can go
Anywhere

[Anonymous No.15056077]

>>15056069
but would you
download it
I know
I would

[Anonymous No.15056087]

some people say
when they see a rothko
my kid could draw that
but they didn't

[Anonymous No.15056102]

>>15056087
anons get butthurt
by Rothko's success
because their oc
won't make it to press

[Anonymous No.15056105]

i am perfect
though it seems
like i am shallow

[Anonymous No.15056127]

he said he was
a nonentity
how could he not see
that peace
be upon him

[Anonymous No.15056129]

>>15056059
That rhymes, can't be a Kaur.

[Anonymous No.15056143]

>>15056087
>>15056102
Nothing wrong
with liking Rothko
what he did
was original
at least
for some time
when he
started

but his successors
have no excuse
for being
so boring
and not
sucking my dick

[Anonymous No.15056153]

>>15052336
this engineering homework
is fucking gay
i should have been a poet
so i could make the
real
money shitting out garbage
for plebs

[Anonymous No.15056288]

>>15056077
I would
Download a
Gf

;_;

[Anonymous No.15056320]

>>15052715
Yes
-it is

[Anonymous No.15056352]

>>15052336
when i made
a
mistake in that
elevator
i final-
ly realized i was
wrong on
so many le-
vels
- Anon

[Anonymous No.15056380]

>>15052336
Pretty sure you can just take posts from other threads, enjamb at random, amd get kaur.

Language is a
virus
from outer space -William
S. Burroughs
Literally, what
did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.15056396]

>>15052336
I stay away
From you
Because I love
you
Coof

[Anonymous No.15056409]

>>15056352
lol

[Anonymous No.15056418]

>>15052357
actually good

[Anonymous No.15056425]

civilization falls apart
when women take over
what men used to own
everything goes to shit

[Anonymous No.15056466]

>>15052336
She said, Have sex,
incel,
I said, No way,
Jose

[Anonymous No.15056597]

My hand is
Cold
But not as
Cold
as your
heart

[Anonymous No.15056682]

>>15052336
the space between my legs
is like
an orchard
it stinks

[Anonymous No.15056822]

i wanted a
husband
who could give me
his money
but when i opened my legs
for you, you
pumped and dumped

--broken, rupi kaur

[Anonymous No.15056830]

>>15055691
kek

[Anonymous No.15056835]

a vagina is
like a flower
except you can't
pick a vagina

[Anonymous No.15056855]

she was crazy
in love
such a strange age
I wish I met her

[Anonymous No.15056937]

[Anonymous No.15056978]

>>15056059
>>15056320
They do this on reddit regularly

[Anonymous No.15056987]

fuckers in school telling me always in the barber shop
chief keef aint bout this chief keef aint bout that
my boy a BD on fucking lamron and them
he he they say that nigga don't be putting in no work
shut the fuck up
yall niggas ain’t know shit
all ya motherfuckers talk about
chief keef aint no hitta chief keef aint this chief keef a fake
shut the fuck up
yall don't be with that nigga
yall know that nigga got caught with a ratchet
shootin at the police and shit
nigga been on probation sinc fuckin I don't know when
motherfucka stop fuckin playin him like that
them niggas savages out there
if I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about chief keef
im fucking beating they ass
im not fucking playing no more
know them niggas roll with lil reese and them

[Anonymous No.15057057]

the enter
key on my
keyboar
d keeps press
ing at random interv
als
it's
very
annoying please help
fund new keyb
oard gofundm
e.com/rup
ikapurk
ey
board

[Anonymous No.15057103]

>>15056978
They do what on Reddit regularly? Rupi Kaur threads?

[Anonymous No.15057123]

[Anonymous No.15057174]

>>15053735
this made me sad

[Anonymous No.15057189]

I am a flower
That he picked
And then let wilt

[Anonymous No.15057254]

i remember
milk and honey
coming out
and all
of the poems in
my creative writing
class began to
look like this

[Anonymous No.15057352]

Inner thoughts won't me be alone

Forever are
unleashed,
carelessly, your
known charms in my mind

but as
I write
this, the rain
cleans my tears
helps me see
even a long time has passed
sex was better with you

[Anonymous No.15057361]

>>15056069
>>15056077
fucking A

[Anonymous No.15057501]

I am a dumb thot
And a hack
But woke media
And dumbtards
Will promote me
Because I am brown
And have a vagina

[Anonymous No.15057523]

what is a
m
a
n
a miserable...
pile of SECRETS

[Anonymous No.15057657]

>>15054904
fucking lol

[Anonymous No.15057950]

>>15057103
The same tired, unimaginative parody.

[Anonymous No.15058033]

>>15057352
I see you, anon ;)

[Anonymous No.15058102]

>>15052336
im not an native English speaker but how is this poetry ?

[Anonymous No.15058145]

>>15052380
he was a lawnmower
s(he) was a lawnmower
if only their cocks
didnt meet

[Anonymous No.15058148]

I initially
wrote just this
long sentence
and pressed
Enter
retroactively

[Anonymous No.15058189]

No
I don't want your number
No
I don't want to give you mine
No
I don't want to meet you nowhere
No
I don't want none of your time

[Anonymous No.15058381]

>>15056978
Oh
No
Guess i will have to
Enjoy absolute garbage
Now, thanks
Reddit

[Anonymous No.15058738]

>>15052336
OH, NO
looks like I
slipped
what an
unfortunate
disaster it'd be
if someone ravaged the area

[Anonymous No.15059054]

>>15058381
you don't gotta enjoy it, just stop pretending it's funny to parody. It's like picking on the autistic kid. There's not much game there.

[Anonymous No.15059262]

>>15059054
you don't
gotta enjoy it,
just stop pretending
It's funny to parody. It's like
picking on the autistic kid.
There's not much game
there.

[Anonymous No.15060061]

>>15052336
i was the anon
it was the poem
i clicked to post,
but captcha lay,
unresolved...

[Anonymous No.15060082]

>>15056396

[Anonymous No.15060091]

>>15057057
underrated

[Anonymous No.15060112]

>>15052336
it's time to
d-
d-
d-
d-d
d-d
d-d
duel

[Anonymous No.15061273]

>>15059262
Yes. Finally, the cringelords are getting a hold of it. The joke will die on 9gag soon

[Anonymous No.15062070]

>>15052336
I was a pool
he was the child
if only he had
not peed in me

[Anonymous No.15062088]

>>15052336

FIRST ONE:

it is not funny
to make the same old joke
scapegoat impulse
girard talked about
but I guess it is funny
to be an infinite jest

----------------------------------------------------
ANOTHER ONE:

he wrote parodies
aimed at her
he thought he was a clown
not in the good sense
he was a fool
an infinite jest

[Anonymous No.15062179]

>>15062088

[Anonymous No.15062792]

[Anonymous No.15062844]

I scream out
Some random shit
And I get wet
When men turn their head

[Anonymous No.15062896]

>>15052336
who
the fuck
drank my
fanta?

[Anonymous No.15062933]

i will
never
read a
book
written by a
woman
or a
minority

and there is
nothing
you can
do
to make
me

[Anonymous No.15062939]

>>15054847
Lol nice

[Anonymous No.15062945]

this violence of memory
this brutal reminder
i am a midwit
i don't know
how to write
a fucking poem

[Anonymous No.15063152]

>>15053784
based and milhousepilled

[Anonymous No.15063630]

>>15052457
kek