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cringe thread Anonymous Tue Apr 7 08:49:51 2020 No.15039911 [Reply] [Original]

post anything you can find

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 08:51:41 2020 No.15039920 File: 643 KB, 1125x1117, 57F72BA3-02D7-4D90-B336-C4FD9077C6F8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15039911

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 08:52:51 2020 No.15039923 File: 409 KB, 2048x1724, H1FNP5wEJaOe5SoW_3IJYrt8kw5WumuSEnpgPDh181E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15039911

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 08:56:14 2020 No.15039941 >>15039911 Jesus, is that an actual passage from the harry potter books? I thought for a series that's so popular and widespread it would be better written. I'm not saying I could do better, but it's a lot worse than I would have expected

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 08:59:43 2020 No.15039952 https://vocaroo.com/cGAxU5ElgiY

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:06:36 2020 No.15039977 File: 426 KB, 1920x1080, Screenshot (256).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15039911

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:07:46 2020 No.15039983 >>15039941 I felt the opposite, it's light and playful. I can see how a little kid might enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:13:40 2020 No.15040005 >>15039911 Why the FUCK would someone want this one their wall?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:19:04 2020 No.15040026 >>15039923 When are we dusting off the guillotine again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:20:49 2020 No.15040032 File: 446 KB, 1080x2160, S00407-08202860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:21:27 2020 No.15040038 >>15039977 based >>15040032 cringe

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:24:50 2020 No.15040053 >>15039983 Yeah, it's ok. What did you expect, world shattering prose? Granted, Pratchett does it much better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:25:38 2020 No.15040059 File: 63 KB, 600x751, john green wrote this and people paid for it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15039911 oh shit, that's a wall?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:27:38 2020 No.15040066 >>15039941 It IS a children's book, anon...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:27:43 2020 No.15040068 File: 243 KB, 1600x1200, maradonia saga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:29:00 2020 No.15040072 File: 124 KB, 552x672, the martian.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:30:05 2020 No.15040076 File: 391 KB, 1252x1666, Ready Player One longhand text message.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:35:27 2020 No.15040097 >>15040076 This is highly concentrated cringe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:37:35 2020 No.15040108 >>15040076 It's even more unbearable when you hear it read by Quinton Reviews. It triggers the gag reflex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:38:40 2020 No.15040114 >>15040076 you have to admire the dedication but fuck that's just way too much

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:51:00 2020 No.15040173 >>15040076 >I consumed mass-produced consumer product!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:52:09 2020 No.15040177 >>15040114 im an idiot. Just realized that that's from the character's point of view from the book. I thought it was a quote from the author. Still cringe though

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:56:41 2020 No.15040205 File: 151 KB, 678x1024, C4CC2252-865C-4F2C-AE26-86CA0AE52E5B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:57:28 2020 No.15040209 >>15039923 This guy is a masochist

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:59:04 2020 No.15040220 >>15040209 You mean sadist. Absolute psychopathy. He's the boss. He printed that out for his employees.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 09:59:57 2020 No.15040230 >>15040076 I MUST CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:00:03 2020 No.15040231 File: 279 KB, 462x735, iwishiwerekidding.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040209

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:04:01 2020 No.15040251 >>15040231 how is this cringe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:05:28 2020 No.15040260 >>15040231 whats the context?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:09:22 2020 No.15040298 File: 48 KB, 500x693, e7d4c318774019d72ca51083bb1c32f3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040059 >if people were rain, I'd be a kind of rain and she would be a phenomenon related to rain

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:10:18 2020 No.15040306 >>15040076 This one wins

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:11:39 2020 No.15040321 >>15040231 How is this cringe?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:12:09 2020 No.15040328 >>15040205 the smell of my boomer dad

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:16:14 2020 No.15040354 >>15040059 The sad thing is that John green is actually like this. Even in his ted talk he said the only reason he got into poetry was that a girl he liked was into it. Literal simp-author.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:16:56 2020 No.15040364 >>15040059 >she was hurricane.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:20:38 2020 No.15040391 File: 312 KB, 1365x1960, an actual lit poster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:27:56 2020 No.15040450 File: 42 KB, 553x579, 1521845036842.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040076 >I wasn't some dilettante.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:28:02 2020 No.15040452 File: 80 KB, 571x960, 59ktxnd5vkbz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] an actual poem by the same author >>15040076

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:34:09 2020 No.15040489 >>15040076 >You'd be amazed how much research you can get done when you have no life whatsoever. kek, how much of this does the poor sod seriously think he has any real practical use for?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:36:48 2020 No.15040508 >>15040076 I honestly thought this was a reddit post until I read the file name

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:39:23 2020 No.15040530 >>15040072 It seems pretty hard to write a realistic yet good first pov from a character that is not a writer himself, who did it well appart from Celine?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:39:33 2020 No.15040532 File: 1.45 MB, 480x270, kekvid mitchel.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040452

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:40:23 2020 No.15040543

Guess the author

It was then that she noticed the protuberance pushing out the lower part of his gown.

“What the hell is that?” she said stonily. “What’s that bulge doing there?”

Samsa looked down at the front of his gown. His organ was really very swollen. He could surmise from her tone that its condition was somehow inappropriate.

“I get it,” she spat out. “You’re wondering what it would be like to fuck a hunchback, aren’t you?”

“Fuck?” he said. One more word he couldn’t place.

“You imagine that, since a hunchback is bent at the waist, you can just take her from the rear with no problem, right?” the woman said. “Believe me, there are lots of perverts like you around, who seem to think that we’ll let you do what you want because we’re hunchbacks. Well, think again, buster. We’re not that easy!”

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:40:50 2020 No.15040547 >>15040076 >The '80s was a long decade (ten whole years) I tried to read this when i was like 16 and it was still too cringe to get through

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:40:54 2020 No.15040548 File: 504 KB, 1000x813, silk and steel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't think this is cringe but it is pretty awful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:42:36 2020 No.15040561 >>15040548 oh gross

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:42:45 2020 No.15040565 >>15039941 this is not at all bad writing for a book aimed at children. dont be such a prick

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:43:01 2020 No.15040566 >>15040068 Why are bestsellers always so physically large? I wouldn't be able to read any of these books for an extended period of time

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:43:06 2020 No.15040567 >>15040452 He hasn't seen nerd porn? The fuck?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:46:13 2020 No.15040591 >>15040298 i love that dog

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:46:28 2020 No.15040592 >>15039941 the first one at least is a children's book, really

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:46:45 2020 No.15040595 >>15040566 they just use bigger fonts and larger gaps so they could sell you more paper

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:47:19 2020 No.15040604 File: 25 KB, 500x375, 1571319287667-v.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040548 >two pages of description of a person all in passive tense How did this shit even make it past the editor

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:51:13 2020 No.15040647 File: 4 KB, 224x225, 1585010447602.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040076

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:54:10 2020 No.15040671

>>15039911
I understand the cringe and all, but what makes it worse is there is nothing iconic about that opening chapter, even for Harry Potter fags. At least put up the passage where he enters Hogwarts or some shit, not whatever the fuck just because it's the opening to the first book. People are weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:54:52 2020 No.15040679 >>15039923 There is literally nothing wrong with this except maybe 7 and 12, but that's only assuming you're a wagie and don't work for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:55:41 2020 No.15040683 >>15040548 how can he see her spine and her tits at the same time? is she all twisted around?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:57:20 2020 No.15040693 >>15040059 This prose is even worse than I remembered/expected. I read Looking for Alaska when I was a kid, but that was a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:58:07 2020 No.15040697 >>15040548 this makes her sounds like some kind of lovecraftian horror, also > Her face had the fragrance of a gibbous moon tf??

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 10:58:34 2020 No.15040702 >>15040391 This is exactly how I imagine the average /lit/ poster to look like. The physiognomy is just spot-on!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:00:17 2020 No.15040710 File: 5 KB, 225x225, 1586113633416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15039911

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:01:52 2020 No.15040722 >>15040059 None of yall can write a better sentence that this guaranteed

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:03:54 2020 No.15040736 >>15040697 that'd actually be a neat twist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:04:20 2020 No.15040740 >>15039911 >painting text over a power socket Ok

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:05:35 2020 No.15040747 >>15040059 This isn't even that bad, you fags just like to jerk each other off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:06:10 2020 No.15040753 >>15040076 Seems to me that Spielberg has shit taste in literature, I heard that he was going to adapt Robopocalypse as well and I remember how cringeworthy it was even when I was 13-14 and ripped off World War Z

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:06:24 2020 No.15040755 File: 36 KB, 350x375, 1493993947937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040076 this is awful

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:06:33 2020 No.15040757 >>15040068 The cringiest part of this is that it's in a Books-a-Million.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:07:14 2020 No.15040763 File: 301 KB, 731x1024, 11104285823_b6aa99fd8b_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anything by this guy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:07:16 2020 No.15040764 >>15040059 so he's saying he's an asian manlet and she's a nigger?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:16:49 2020 No.15040830 >>15040328 Kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:17:37 2020 No.15040837 File: 11 KB, 900x134, My Favorite (You).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 11:27:00 2020 No.15040915 File: 572 KB, 1289x1026, juliette society.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 12:03:33 2020 No.15041177 File: 694 KB, 2560x1920, hemingway.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 12:11:24 2020 No.15041219 >>15040915 It´s a fun read, bro, a harmless erotic novel. No reason to be mad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 12:18:21 2020 No.15041271 File: 192 KB, 483x470, hmm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040915 >and what do they do on their off days, when they want to relax? >it should be obvious. >they fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 12:21:33 2020 No.15041295 >>15041177 God, I fucking hate Hemingway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 12:44:40 2020 No.15041452 >>15041177 >>15041295 tits or gtfo

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:29:38 2020 No.15042227 File: 692 KB, 2048x1536, 1584858603716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:42:35 2020 No.15042313 >>15042227 What level is this guy's autism?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:43:43 2020 No.15042320 >>15039941 Shut the fuck up faggot, where's your book

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:49:05 2020 No.15042350 File: 9 KB, 256x390, Shitty_Poetry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 14:51:07 2020 No.15042361 >>15042227 I want the beat the guy who invented pop vinyls with a shovel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:15:47 2020 No.15042559 >>15042227 Good grief why would anyone ruin a fairly decent LotR-collection with pops, Marvel and Harry Potter junk?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:26:12 2020 No.15042624 File: 322 KB, 801x746, Screenshot_20200407_212523.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:28:43 2020 No.15042640 File: 287 KB, 829x636, 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042624

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:29:56 2020 No.15042646 File: 282 KB, 823x633, 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15042640

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 15:31:35 2020 No.15042659 >>15041177 "that's all we do..." > That's all they do

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:09:01 2020 No.15042933 >>15039923 This is some of the best advice a person can receive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:24:25 2020 No.15043032 >>15039923 >>15042933 Unironically this, bar maybe 7.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:33:29 2020 No.15043083 >>15040548 >Her thighs were geese, pythons, schooners. ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:37:28 2020 No.15043095 >>15043032 12 is also cringe and bluepilled desü

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:38:53 2020 No.15043101 >>15041177 This just pisses me off

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:40:21 2020 No.15043113 Someone post some good ol' Patrick Rothfuss excerpts

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:41:38 2020 No.15043116 >>15040915 So the book is about Epstein’s island, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:43:28 2020 No.15043127 >>15040722 The more she ate, the more she shat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:45:23 2020 No.15043137 File: 45 KB, 600x600, rfgd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040915

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:47:24 2020 No.15043145 >>15039911 You could put everything Guenonpkster ever said in here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:48:03 2020 No.15043149 >>15040763 This and all the guen posters

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:54:55 2020 No.15043186 >>15040354 >getting into something because a girl likes it and turning it into being a bestselling author If I knew nothing else about him I'd think he was based.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:55:33 2020 No.15043192 >>15040072 This is pretty bad, but somehow I don't think it's trying to be good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 16:59:07 2020 No.15043212 >>15040736 I read a japanese comic like that once

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:10:25 2020 No.15044554 my writings desu

Anonymous Tue Apr 7 20:27:02 2020 No.15044655

>>15040072
>that's kinda shitty and generic, is it from some anon on here who's been dabbling with their godforsaken scifi novel for 10 years?
>filename
hard yikes family
>>15040076
winner. i can't think of anything more cringe. at least the martian and harry potter were trying to be creative, not just namedropping a bunch of other people's shit and masturbating to it.
>>15041177
if you turned a hemingway novel into a drinking game where you took a shot every time the characters were drinking, you'd be dead before you finished it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:43:50 2020 No.15045132 File: 767 KB, 936x1280, 1568941674729.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15039911

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 21:59:24 2020 No.15045203 >>15040076 The best part is, this entire shitty book has no internal logic whatsoever. Less than 3 pages before he goes on a giant whiny rant about how it’s impossible to know everything...then magically he is an expert

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:01:05 2020 No.15045213 File: 169 KB, 1200x1600, 1579557292614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 22:04:13 2020 No.15045230 >>15039941 Sounds like an alternative universe where the potter family didn't die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:36:30 2020 No.15045703 >>15045213 you're just the worst kind of person

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:40:46 2020 No.15045718 >>15042227 My money is on this being a girls bedroom

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:45:08 2020 No.15045735 File: 36 KB, 640x454, 1586265532961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15039911 discord gg/Ye72mjy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 7 23:50:35 2020 No.15045760 >>15041177 I feel drunk trying to read this. Not bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:00:21 2020 No.15045802 >>15040076 >it's okay when Dante does it with antiquity culture

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:08:02 2020 No.15045840 >>15039941 its quite nicely written actually.....

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:10:03 2020 No.15045852 >>15043127 Cringe

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:13:32 2020 No.15045875 >>15040076 This is just the Catalogue of Ships for the modern age.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:14:58 2020 No.15045882 >>15039923 Marx was right when he said there was always a few among the proletariat willing to sell their brothers out for scraps off the bourgeois plate

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:15:34 2020 No.15045885 File: 17 KB, 334x386, 1DDC6979-4544-44D0-A7C1-C9DDDE113561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:30:41 2020 No.15045952 >>15040391 Involuntarily biting the left side of my lower lip, what does this mean?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:31:24 2020 No.15045955 >>15040391 >Why yes, I am a huge fan of Evola.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:35:30 2020 No.15045968 People are using "it's for children!" as an excuse as though Lewis Carroll never existed. You can write for children and still be remarkably talented and produce outstanding works. The writer of the Harry Potter simply isn't and didn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:38:24 2020 No.15045977 >>15041177 >I know you wouldn’t mind it >THIS IS WHERE HE TRIES TO MANIPULATE HER The 19th amendment was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:50:22 2020 No.15046016 >>15045213 Fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 00:53:03 2020 No.15046027 >>15040530 Celine's books are baaically autobiographies, no?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:06:01 2020 No.15046104 >>15039923 So this is what Weber meant by the Spirit of Capitalism...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:11:12 2020 No.15046126 File: 46 KB, 372x488, 1564977158856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040076 Ah yes, the reddit player one list. a classic >>15045875 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:27:19 2020 No.15046186 >>15045213 get destroyed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:34:52 2020 No.15046217 >>15046027 they are yes but I don't recall ferdinand saying anything about being a writer, if you don't know it's mostly autobiographical you have no way of knowing he wasn't just a doctor

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:48:23 2020 No.15046284 >>15045213 Sage

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:52:30 2020 No.15046299 File: 1.02 MB, 1440x3120, Screenshot_20200407-225153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:58:06 2020 No.15046317 >>15041177 If anyone’s curious, this is also exactly how women (biological) comment their shitty code

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 01:59:22 2020 No.15046324 >>15045213 Fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 02:01:53 2020 No.15046334 >>15039941 better than any purple prose from your Word files

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 02:06:25 2020 No.15046352 >>15045132 this is pretty funny

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 02:51:16 2020 No.15046526 >>15039977 How original

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 02:55:58 2020 No.15046544 File: 22 KB, 474x315, th.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040076 >muh bing-bing wahoo! the guy looks like he's got kalmanns syndrom or something

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:11:31 2020 No.15046603

>>15040076
I want to kick the author's teeth in. I read this book in about two hours at a Sports Day when I was 14 (took it off a friend who had finished it) without knowing anything about it, and it has fucking haunted me since. Worst book I've ever read. I wish I just ran instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:27:26 2020 No.15046648 >>15045213 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:29:08 2020 No.15046652 File: 282 KB, 746x500, 1572949778478.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15043127

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:35:02 2020 No.15046663 >>15042350 you say these thing because you do not understand the pain of being born a woman

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:35:49 2020 No.15046667 >>15040915 She's redpilled on the k*kes lads

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:38:23 2020 No.15046676 >>15040005 This looks like it’s in a waiting room or something.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:43:09 2020 No.15046697

>>15040391
I just downloaded the pdf version of the Theory and Criticism Anthology behind him. Really good, would heavily recommend (not without a background in theory though, and not to read through so you can pseud, which I'm sure he did). Everything else is cringe

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:44:23 2020 No.15046704 >>15040452 gUyS nEeD pOrN

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:46:03 2020 No.15046711 >>15040747 You are just stupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:49:37 2020 No.15046725 >>15039911 I actually like this idea. Except I'd use Quixote's wagon of lions skit on my wall.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:52:23 2020 No.15046734 >>15046317 No one cares stemfag

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 03:55:47 2020 No.15046748 >>15040604 Why exactly is passive bad? I think it often sounds better

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:01:43 2020 No.15046773 >>15046104 It really isn't. Most psueds on this board haven't read weber.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:04:57 2020 No.15046782 File: 349 KB, 936x576, 1531181973154.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15040076 >And, of course, Kevin Smith

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:08:30 2020 No.15046794

>>15045802
>True is it, that upon the verge I found me
>Of the abysmal valley dolorous,
>That gathers thunder of infinite ululations.
>Obscure, profound it was, and nebulous,
>So that by fixing on its depths my sight
>Nothing whatever I discerned therein.
>"Let us descend now into the blind world,"
>Began the Poet, pallid utterly;
>"I will be first, and thou shalt second be."

>DUDE REMEMBER ALF AND GHOSTBUSTERS?! I LOVE THE 80s!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:19:02 2020 No.15046817 File: 333 KB, 712x601, nick smith.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:36:10 2020 No.15046867 >>15045132 lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:37:13 2020 No.15046869 >>15045213 DONT READ THIS POST

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:48:02 2020 No.15046903 >>15040059 This is what all American writers are like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:50:33 2020 No.15046913 >>15040059 Crash Course was pretty cool when it came out I haven’t even seen it in years but holy shit the Green brothers can be faggy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:52:31 2020 No.15046919 >>15040068 >teenage girl gets a book published >through his tears he clicks his mouse, the image uploads, and he thinks to himself she’s not more accomplished than I

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:55:51 2020 No.15046923 >>15042227 This is why our taxes are so high. Even with funds limited by taxes, smoothbrains still dump hundreds and thousands of dollars into totally worthless junk like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:57:24 2020 No.15046926 >>15040231 >haha women have vaginas amirite guys >t. Sarah Silverman

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 04:58:54 2020 No.15046929

>>15039941
I remember devouring the first three in second grade. My mom liked to read what I read so she could discuss it with me before I got to the point I was reading two books a week. That was one she picked up, groaned at the writing, put it down, and waited for the movie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:02:05 2020 No.15046938 >>15040543 No idea who is it? I’m the characters don’t even sound familiar

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:05:06 2020 No.15046950 >>15040604 I like some of it but it runs on too long and the tense is all retarded and wtf is a leopards tongue supposed to look like to Joe Everyman reading your book

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:08:06 2020 No.15046957 >>15039920 >you rely on other peoples boundaries instead of setting your own How do I fix this

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:13:15 2020 No.15046966 >>15040915 Is this shit for real? Trying hard not to laugh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:15:30 2020 No.15046973 >>15039923 This is all good advice except for 7. I don’t get why so many are seething at this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:17:12 2020 No.15046978 >>15040530 Gene Wolfe

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:19:59 2020 No.15046984 >>15040072 Don’t you get that this is written from the point of view of a character that isn’t a writer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:27:54 2020 No.15047010 >>15040452 He realises that porn is absolutely trash but still can't live whidout it. Why can't he open his eyes a bit more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:30:44 2020 No.15047019 >>15040915 that was pretty good imo

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:54:27 2020 No.15047095 >>15045213 Shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:56:26 2020 No.15047101 >>15041177 >easy to follow >depth of plot and character >you can hear the Spanish through his English Hemingway is pure gold.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:57:46 2020 No.15047105 >>15039977 Only cringe here is the black background.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:58:33 2020 No.15047109 >>15042227 German?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 05:59:03 2020 No.15047112 >>15040354 >simp Reddit word for cuck. Don't use it. Doesn't mean simpleton which he is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:01:09 2020 No.15047122 >>15046919 Yeah, I wish I was good enough to be self published and go into a book store and put my book on the shelves so it looked like it was the #1, #2, and #3 best seller.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:06:09 2020 No.15047140 >>15040068 >>15047122 Kek who the fuck does she think she's fooling, anyone could just google and find out she's a literal nobody,

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:21:22 2020 No.15047187 >>15039923 >I believe I won the greatest lottery of all time... I live in America lmfao

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:24:11 2020 No.15047193 >>15046663 Understandable, I'd too be in pain if I was born as an inferior female being.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:25:37 2020 No.15047198 >>15045213 Did you hear that you're a fucking faggot kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 06:55:24 2020 No.15047334 >>15040915 This is so unashamedly schlocky that I can't even get mad at it lol.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 07:30:30 2020 No.15047499 >>15040566 How does it feel being a frail armlet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:25:23 2020 No.15047687 >>15039977 ahahahaa this too >>15047105

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:34:27 2020 No.15047710 >>15046817 Leave Ulillillia alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:39:41 2020 No.15047734 >>15039923 a weberian nightmare

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:41:09 2020 No.15047739 >>15046773 isn't the list similar to the Franklin one Weber uses in his work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 08:42:51 2020 No.15047746 >>15046773 so this list isnt similar to the franklin one weber uses in his own work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:10:16 2020 No.15047844 >>15047105 Dude, if you're not on tomorrow..... you're nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:14:22 2020 No.15047876 >>15046817 positively Wallace-esque

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:32:51 2020 No.15047981 >>15045703 >>15046016 >>15046186 >>15046284 >>15046324 >>15046648 >>15046869 >>15047095 >>15047198 What was it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 09:52:17 2020 No.15048104 >>15047981 Did you hear about the player who forgot to respond to this post? His mom died in her sleep

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:31:33 2020 No.15049228 >>15046817 Forgot about this gem

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:32:33 2020 No.15049235 >>15047981 A post that upsets morons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:39:40 2020 No.15049289 >>15041177 That is a woman's hand writing

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 12:52:28 2020 No.15049397 >>15040452 > recognising that a woman can be a 4.0-gpa-having, mensa-card-carrying phd student, and still only have value as a sex object Seems pretty based to me

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:00:35 2020 No.15049457

>>15046984
It's clearly written like the narrator is trying to write a novel rather than a practical account of what happened to him. You could probably further explain that as: "well, the narrator is a bad writer trying to novelize events." But at that point it's a cop out for every piece of first person fiction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:27:19 2020 No.15049642 >>15040671 Maybe the guy just really, really likes the Dursleys and wishes the books weren't so heavy on the adventures of some snot-nosed four-eyed troublemaker in a smelly old castle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:41:50 2020 No.15049747 >>15045132 Shockingly self aware. Not cringe at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:46:03 2020 No.15049783 >>15039923 Damn. I hate Marx but sometimes I am sympathetic to him..

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:46:43 2020 No.15049790 >>15049678

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:53:10 2020 No.15049848 >>15040068 >every google result is just absolutely shitting on this delusional bitch http://conjugalfelicity.com/maradonia/

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:53:40 2020 No.15049853 File: 26 KB, 680x447, i_gazed_upon_your_eyes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15043127

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:56:17 2020 No.15049874 >>15046794 wholly underrated

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:58:13 2020 No.15049887 >>15039941 Her narration isn't terrible, it's her offensive dialogue tags. She can be quite funny, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 13:58:46 2020 No.15049896 >>15040059 I don't know why this is so hated on here, as far as writing quality goes. It's fine. The sentiment is kind of limp-wristed, but we all know Green likes cocks in his Cheerios so there's nothing all that unique about this passage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:04:31 2020 No.15049945 >>15039941 Harry Potter is a children's series and nothing but. Anyone who cares about it past age 12 is a retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:05:59 2020 No.15049954 >>15040452 i don't care what others say, this is still, bar-none, the most cringe thing i've ever read on this site

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:06:34 2020 No.15049961 >>15040059 I unironically think that if Green had chosen to write hardboiled detective fiction he would be better admired.

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:07:42 2020 No.15049975

>>15040068
> Abaddon tried to do his best to destroy the enemy as did Gertrude, Lorris and Ceara also tried to eliminate the troops of the enemy with their wall of fire, waves of fire, walls of total darkness and with the glowing heat cushion of burning snowflakes! (page 4).
There is not god...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:15:07 2020 No.15050009 >>15039923 Why is it always boomers who say things like this who had to work half as hard to get three times the reward of a worker in [current year]?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:16:37 2020 No.15050019 >>15046794 Dangerously based post

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:17:20 2020 No.15050023 >>15040076 You win

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:18:29 2020 No.15050030 >>15040565 >>15042320 >>15046334 lol at the butthurt potter apologists, i thought all of you guys left this boar d along time ago

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:21:00 2020 No.15050047 >>15040059 I kinda like the way it rolls of the tongue, but the drizzle/hurricane metaphor is cliché and the limp-wristed simp-ing just makes me gag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:25:53 2020 No.15050083 >>15039923 Bugman 101

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:28:11 2020 No.15050097 >>15050083 t. Bugman

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:28:16 2020 No.15050098 >>15039941 Yikes, looks like we got another edgelord on our hands

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:32:23 2020 No.15050131 >>15040205 I don't really get the Steven King hate on this board. His stories aren't like, groundbreaking or anything, but he's cozy enough to read when you feel like taking a break from the harder stuff

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:36:15 2020 No.15050156 >>15050131 It’s mostly the hate I have for normal l people jerking off to how great he is. I also find it laughable he thinks he’s talented enough for all his literature to fall within his own “kingverse” when half the concepts are just utter shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:43:32 2020 No.15050197 File: 11 KB, 250x343, 250px-SCUM_Manifesto_cover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15039911

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:48:06 2020 No.15050227 >>15050197 This is actually a pretty good read.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:50:20 2020 No.15050249 >>15050227 You either are a retard basedboy cuck leftist or a women.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 14:51:59 2020 No.15050257 >>15050227 You either are a retard cuck or a women.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:21:54 2020 No.15050453 >>15050227 retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 15:38:08 2020 No.15050547 >>15050257 Not fag boy you’re responding to but I find unwitting autobiographical novels that document the author’s slow descent into mental illness fascinating

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:13:04 2020 No.15050799 File: 1.38 MB, 350x277, 1519837301434.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15046711 Got me gud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:16:57 2020 No.15050822 >>15050257 >>15050453 I fucking hate covid summer. You weak dicks wouldn't know entertainment if it fucked your teenybopper high school girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:27:58 2020 No.15050905 File: 30 KB, 960x540, 1575315124381.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15050822

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:31:33 2020 No.15050929 File: 202 KB, 663x715, 1537729761400.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15039923 >the corporate bootlicker wagecuck pledge

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:43:04 2020 No.15051006 >>15045132 >"... riveting. A stunning masterpiece." >NY Times Book Review, about some other book kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:44:34 2020 No.15051017 >>15050905 Nothing is more reddit than disliking a great book because you disagree with it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:57:06 2020 No.15051107 >>15039923 Based >>15050929 Cringe

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 16:59:57 2020 No.15051128

>>15040722

Since my six years in that town I can no longer abide the noxious smell of malt whiskey, a malodorous reminder of that place to bring a chill upon my restive soul; of that small town, unmarked on maps but clinging to the west American coast, as if its residents would slip into the sea and be returned to the old world they fled from.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:01:52 2020 No.15051145 >>15040722 Diddly dee diddly doo, i was diarrhea, she's a solid poo There, it's actually better

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:15:19 2020 No.15051232 >>15040548 This is probably the worst prose I've ever read with my life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:16:32 2020 No.15051246 >>15040548 Someone should draw a picture of this Bronwyn character based on this description.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:17:39 2020 No.15051257 File: 110 KB, 647x831, 1574891289211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15051017 >Nothing is more reddit than disliking a great book because you disagree with it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:20:21 2020 No.15051271 >>15051257 >le soijack yawn

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:24:08 2020 No.15051299 >>15051017 >scum manifesto >great book It's the rambling's of a madwoman, entertaining for sure but not of any great literary value

Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:49:05 2020 No.15051490
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>>15051271
Being a male feminist is the cuckest thing that you can possibly do. Thus, why are you defending that scatological combination of words of that is susposed to be called literature? Are you a cuck? A woman? A retard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 17:56:21 2020 No.15051563 >>15051490 >make feminist Is that just code for creepy rapist trying to blend in with the hens?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:15:58 2020 No.15051695 >>15051563 Is a synonym of cuckhold

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 18:16:45 2020 No.15051704 >>15040076 I hate this so much

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 21:18:51 2020 No.15053065 >>15040543 Jared Diamond?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:02:35 2020 No.15053412 >>15040059 ROCK ME LIKE A HURRICANE ---------- Sent from my iPhone

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:24:47 2020 No.15053573 >>15040722 Colorless green ideas sleep furiously

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:25:43 2020 No.15053582 >>15039920 umm BPD?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 22:39:15 2020 No.15053670 >>15045885 Behead those who insult Kantbot

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:04:20 2020 No.15053785 >>15050929 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:10:31 2020 No.15053814 >>15053670 Kantbot is a fat j*wish midwit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 8 23:11:07 2020 No.15053815 Have you guys read my magnum opus, Alone in Blood? https://docs.google.com/document/d/13x1ht35ZcxQPkKR9cr4ptCgGB1-KMgJr0vP1hWR7HfQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:47:03 2020 No.15054208 >>15051299 Yeah. Entertaining. This guy's saying it's cringe like a wall with harry potter on it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:48:04 2020 No.15054215 >>15051490 >Enjoys Borroughs >Therefore is a junky >Enjoys Kafka >Therefore is depressed czech boy You are so dumb

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:52:44 2020 No.15054234 File: 11 KB, 227x222, 1585609621582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15054215 why would enjoy a book wrote by schizo-feminazi that wanted to reduce the male population? Did you even read the book nigger? or are you a woman?

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:54:36 2020 No.15054245

>>15039941
I read them in middle school.
Tried re-reading the 1st book as an adult and had the same reaction. I'm pretty sure the 2nd one is much better tho, possibly even the rest of the 1st besides the first few chapters.

The absolute worst book of the series is the fifth, at least plot-wise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:56:07 2020 No.15054251 >>15051490 >>15054234 philistine normalfag fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 00:59:18 2020 No.15054266 >>15040066 >>15040565 So is Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe, yet it's still readable as an adult

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:02:16 2020 No.15054278 >>15054266 Hardly. Maybe for personal validation as a Christian. But it is better than HP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:06:54 2020 No.15054292 File: 168 KB, 478x523, 1583696243516.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15054251 >philistine normalfag fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:08:53 2020 No.15054299 >>15040076 Kek http://voxday.blogspot.com/2020/03/mailvox-king-of-all-secret-kings.html

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:20:09 2020 No.15054336 File: 80 KB, 533x1000, bronwyn_the_beautiful_by_maggock_d1ww6wt-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15051246 can you find the schooner and the gibbous moon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:25:59 2020 No.15054356 File: 113 KB, 709x590, fantasy map.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is there anything more cringe than fantasy maps?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:47:15 2020 No.15054456 >>15039911 Lmao at the outlet

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:48:52 2020 No.15054468 [DELETED]

Three years prior the thought of sitting around with a group of friends, having drinks, and being able to express himself freely would have seemed like something supernatural to Ralph. Ralph wasn’t naturally a pariah by disposition, but he had found himself in a string of unfavorable social situations until recently. This was not mitigated by understanding parents, but here he sat in spite of it all having a drink, a Founders Breakfast Stout, and debating about great films.
“You can’t tell me that de Sica is better than Rossellini or Fellini. I mean Bicycle Thieves was great and Umberto D. is precious, but everything else is such a bore. Miracle in Milan was alright I suppose, come on.”
“Miracle in Milan was much better than alright first of all, and I’m not saying he’s better than them. I’m just saying he’s a great Italian filmmaker, Bertolucci, Antoinini, and Visconti too,” said Dylan.
“Well nobody would deny that, and the two reconciled.”
“Umberto D. was great though, the hospital scenes, how many movies have the courage to say that about life, that injustice is inherent… we find happiness in spite of it all, we need nothing. Nowadays it’s all race and an inability to accept injustice, well life is kind of shit. Take Killer of Sheep for instance, that’s cinema, but nobody cares if it’s not representation then it’s some bullshit shit flick about capes and cars and just billions of dollars of action. I was watching The Wonder Years yesterday and felt sick, like I was reliving my childhood through that show. What happened to friendship? To actual family, to everything? We just live and we die, it’s always more we want, but maybe right now is okay, maybe my blanket folded like that is enough? And you know I say all this with my sermons and the other bullshit that props into my head, but how much do I mean it? Ah, oh well,” interjected Jack.
“Just keep drinking this is great, the beers, the boys, a week done of classes, life is great,” Ralph said and swigged a gulp of beer and there they were in Jeff’s dorm room. The three of them Jack, Dylan, and Ralph sitting on the chairs, and Ralph on the corner of his bed. He spoke:
“I wish I went to the deli.”
“We warned you, but you wanted to be sentimental today, how was the therapist, you make any break-throughs?” said Jack facetiously.
“Thusssssss Spoke Zarathustra,” interjected Dylan sonorously.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:51:02 2020 No.15054481 [DELETED]

>>15054468
P2.
“Nah I just bitched like a dog for 50 minutes, I doubt I’ll go back, not worth missing that Friday nap and sandwich. Maybe I’ll get a cookie and coffee too.” What a life.
“The night is young my boys, I’ll call the uber around 8, we should get there a bit early.”
“Show’s at 9 and the ladies are at 10, can’t wait.”
“Fuck women, who gives a shit man it’s just about the night not the end. I dread the second I get back and crawl into my bed living to regret it all tomorrow.”
“Man, you gotta be more honest you can’t regret that shit. Outgrow it, you’re showing your true self in some sense. I don’t know, I have two layers of drunkenness, my mawkishness, then my disdain.”
“Your disdain,” said Jack skeptically.
“Yeah that’s right, I’m no better than the Underground man…. and with that allow me the pleasure of having my second beer.”
The beers were in the mini-fridge which is generally set at 4 on the white-turnstile on the side that aimed at controlling the temperature, but today it was set upon 5 giving the beers a more desirable chill.

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:56:49 2020 No.15054505

>>15054481
>The minifridge, crime and punishment, was on a turnstile, the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. He reached in, don quixote, and grabbed a fresh cold, infinite jest, can of beer.
>Ah! He said aloud, jungian archetype. That really hits the spot! TekWar

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 01:56:53 2020 No.15054506 >>15046217 he talks about writing short stories and reading in Journey. Celine wasn't a writer either, until he wrote Journey. >>15040530 Catcher in Rye, Notes From Underground, Huck Finn. Naturally, I agree though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:05:59 2020 No.15054543 >>15054336 I'm harder than cement

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:06:29 2020 No.15054544 your mom's g spot

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:10:54 2020 No.15054561 >>15039923 I disagree with 1, 3, 7, 10 and 12, though I agree with the overall message of 'you should push yourself' and that ' just because your corporate overlords say it's safe, doesn't mean it actually is.'

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:11:34 2020 No.15054567 >>15039923 >there is no such thing as a bad job, it's up to me to make the best of them >If I'm unhappy one of my options is to find a new job inherently contradictory

Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:25:55 2020 No.15054611

>>15050822
careful not to get the sauce from your pizza pops on your keyboard anon. Did you remember to thank your mom for bringing you your dinner? When was the last time you looked your father in the eye? I'm sure the long-dead authors you worship are smiling down on you. what a sordid fucking amalgam of flesh you are. you know what's gonna happen when you die? all your knowledge that you hold so dear will die with you, and even if you wrote some of your half-baked ideas down they'll never be published. you've lost your life to thoughts only you will hear and thus will amount to nothing. go fuck yourself.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:34:19 2020 No.15054636 >>15054630 EA is for dantE Alighieri

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 02:56:24 2020 No.15054706 >>15054630 I hate that when you google search Dante's Inferno this is what comes up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 03:42:07 2020 No.15054850 >>15039920 Damn never knew this was a thing but this is me. What do I do?

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Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:25:04 2020 No.15055055
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>>15039923
I support free markets and all but when I see shit like this I can completely understand why someone like Sanders or Maduro or fucking whoever always becomes popular. "Work harder not smarter", fuck this guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:25:22 2020 No.15055058 File: 118 KB, 364x573, diamond league 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15055000

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:26:37 2020 No.15055065 File: 92 KB, 363x510, diamond league 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15055058

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:32:41 2020 No.15055094 File: 1.42 MB, 1214x1124, Amnesiacs by Ifedayo Adigwe Akintomide.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15055000 >>15055058 >>15055065 self publishing is a treasure trove of top cringe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 04:39:25 2020 No.15055122 >>15040059 TOO MUCH CRINGE STOP THE CRINGE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:17:19 2020 No.15055226 File: 787 KB, 480x360, 1567068088933.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15054336 well done, anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:21:57 2020 No.15055235 >>15055065 why would you end on a cliff hanger, you monster?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 05:41:36 2020 No.15055282 >>15039920 Horoscope for ‘self aware’ zoomers

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:00:14 2020 No.15055332 >>15041177 >Man >Girl >Man This cannot be serious

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:02:30 2020 No.15055339 >>15046817 This literally reads like IJ

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:10:12 2020 No.15055356 File: 47 KB, 480x640, BM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:13:05 2020 No.15055364 Okay /lit/fags. Which book, according to you, is good then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:14:09 2020 No.15055366 >>15043101 Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:16:31 2020 No.15055373 >>15055356 goddammit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:29:13 2020 No.15055401 >>15055356 What the hell is this guy trying to say? Lol.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 06:37:48 2020 No.15055431 >>15055364 Atlas Shrugged

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:12:54 2020 No.15055562 >>15055356 shiddd [THREAD HAS BECOME SELF-AWARE, PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND ANYMORE.]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 9 07:14:14 2020 No.15055569 >>15055364 Lolita

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