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14988253 No.14988253 [Reply] [Original]

Stupid cocksucking fuck

>> No.14988548
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not the kingy wingy, not my heckin new york times bestsellerino!!!!! you just hate him because he's popular NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

>> No.14988586

>>14988253
Maybe so but he can write a good book

>> No.14988596
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I literally just started this.Going to try to plow through this, 'Salem's Lot, and The Stand while I'm cozied up inside.

>> No.14988615

>>14988586
did he actually manage to shit out a good one? which one was it? everything I've read by him has been complete, abject ASS.

>> No.14990034

>>14988253
Stephen King is a pedophile

>> No.14990060

>>14990034
he really is. you can tell just by looking at him.

>> No.14990067

>>14988615
Cell

>> No.14990128

>>14988253
He certainly turned out to be a dicksucking shit-for-brains. Just checked, I've read 19 of his books.
>>14988586
When I was watching The Outsider show I was surprised how easy it is to identify King's dialogue style and "King-isms." Gotta respect his consistency.
>>14988615
Imo his short stories are the good stuff.

>> No.14991040

>>14988596
why not read Misery, Pet Sematary, or The shining instead? Carrie is a waste of time desu

>> No.14991052

>>14988615
Try 4 seasons, or skeleton crew.

>> No.14991671

>>14988596
Or you could read the Greeks.

>> No.14991695
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>>14991671
Thats dean koontz, you blockhead.

>> No.14992789

>>14988253
Who are you and why do you hate Stephen so much?

>> No.14993062

>>14990128
his short stories are trash

>> No.14993084

>>14988253
I don't know which is more horrific, his books or his politics. -Oscar Wilde

>> No.14993633

>>14988596

Salem's Lot is actually pretty scary, his best scary book imo.

>> No.14993642

His entire ouvre is about his fear of coming out of the closet and grabbing a guy's dick. He is a coward, and a gay one

>> No.14993675

>>14992789
R L Stein probably

>> No.14993694

If you came face to face with the Walkin' Dude, Randall Flagg, what would you do, anon?

>> No.14993708
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>>14993694
Pray

>> No.14993722

>>14993675
Lel

>> No.14993732

>>14993712
I've never heard of this one.

>> No.14995028

OOOOOHHH MIKE FUCK ME, AN UNDERAGE REDHEADED GIRL WHO HAS A BAD RELATIONSHIP WITH HER FATHER, WITH YOUR COMICALLY LARGE NIGGER DICK, YOU ARE EMBARASSING THESE 11 YEAR OLD WHITE BOYS

>> No.14995050

>>14988615
A friend told me that the first (and only the first) dark tower book is pretty good but I hated IT so much that I’m never reading another King book

>> No.14995337

>>14990067
Most definitely not

>> No.14995345

>>14988253
Only based thread on this board all day