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>sent work to my literature professor via email
>responds: "OK it's good. Otherwise, how's its going?"
Wtf, they can do that? What do I respond?
The professor is an old straight male.

>> No.14957199

Serious question, anon, are you autistic?

>> No.14957204

>>14957192
OP here. I'm a she if that's relevant

>> No.14957207

>>14957192
You humor him with the right dialogue choices. You'll need his recommendation letter later on to unlock grad school

>> No.14957211

>>14957199
Most people on this board are slightly autistic. Help me out?

>> No.14957216

>>14957204
you knwo the drill: tatas or outtas!

>> No.14957217

>>14957192
>It's alright, all things considered. How are you doing?
It's literally that easy

>> No.14957218

>>14957211
Is it going well? Or not so well? Could you be better? He's being friendly.

>> No.14957223

>>14957192
Let him knock you up.

>> No.14957225

>>14957204
You probably suck.

>> No.14957238

>>14957192
yes nobody cares about your thoughts. now show tits or fuck off

>> No.14957265

It's conversation, he's worried about his students

>> No.14957293

It's coronavirus, people care for one another

>> No.14957295

He wants to fuck you. I thought you were a guy, which has happened to me and I usually say something incredibly autistic because I over-think it.

Professor: Hey __ here's your essay. Great job, How was your weekend?
Me: It was yes
Professor: What do you mean yes?
Me: Oh
Professor: Well what did you do?
Me: Oh I read
Professor: For class? What did you read?
Me: No, I read Hemingway
Professor: Oh how do you like it? Which book?
Me: (who's not reading Hemingway) For Whom the Bell Tolls
Professor gets sick of me and adressess the class
Class: Nobody reads anymore except faggots and weirdos
Me: Do not speak the entire semester excpet one more group project where I pretend to have indigestion to hide the fact that I'm nervous.

Even questions such as what is your major freak me the fuck out, but u femanon just has a guy who wants to fuck you, fortunatly and your a girl so he doesn't actually care what u say.

>> No.14957297

>>14957192
Just be honest, say you're kinda lonely because of the quarantine but you'll manage haha

>> No.14957299

>>14957211
cope

>> No.14957300

he might be asking you know, in light of the big fucking shutdown the world is going through at the minute.

self-absorbed roastie cunt.

Asking how you are was the professional bit, him saying your shit female brained work was good means he probably wants to use your hole.

>> No.14957304

>>14957204

Nope, until you said it of course

>> No.14957305

“Doing well, thanks.”

>> No.14957307

>>14957297
> you're kinda lonely because of the quarantine but you'll manage haha
If OP is female she should say this and then turn his ass down after he gets into it

>> No.14957314

>>14957295
Not funny

>> No.14957334

>>14957307
>>14957300
>>14957304
Not funny. I can just delete the thread again.