[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

File: 177 KB, 1000x1000, 1549805559348.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

14955871

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:48:47 2020 No.14955871 [DELETED]

[DELETED]

[Reply] [Original]

How do I blow a lady's mind in bed?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:49:19 2020 No.14955876 Quote the sermon from Moby Dick while you're balls deep and about to cum

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:54:02 2020 No.14955903 >>14955876 >about to cum >not "shooting your white whale" missed opportunity

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:56:13 2020 No.14955913 >>14955903 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:58:59 2020 No.14955925 >>14955871 treat her how she wants to be treated

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 12:12:47 2020 No.14955992 eat her out til she cums, before or after penetration.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 12:15:15 2020 No.14956007 >>14955903 >a whale coming out of your dick the consequences would never be the same

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 12:17:59 2020 No.14956023 >>14955925 Like shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 12:19:17 2020 No.14956034 >>14956007 Moby Dick roleplaying leads to widespread GRS and sissifcation: accelerationists cheer

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 12:29:14 2020 No.14956086 >>14955871 Read her Schopenhauers essay on women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 13:17:25 2020 No.14956401 >>14955871 punch her in the small back of the head

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 13:21:04 2020 No.14956424 Tell Jamal you got the last Korok seed. If he remembers to tell her she'll be impressed.