Megan is live

[Anonymous No.14926808]

Lets talk to her

[Anonymous No.14926840]

Delete this before it gets out of hand

[Anonymous No.14926989]

>>14926808
literally who

[Anonymous No.14927011]

>>14926808
How do I view? I follow them but can't see the hijinks

[Anonymous No.14927017]

>>14927011
Oh shoot, nm, the basilisk sent me warning numbers so I should stay away

[Anonymous No.14927020]

>>14926808
n-niggerman!?!

[Anonymous No.14927028]

>>14926808
Meggo Fandango
Cat fur entangle
Anklets and bangles
Facial quadrangle
Dreamcatcher dangle
Ginger drain tangle
Endure such mangle
Tight pants rump wrangle
Eye gaze at angles
Necklaces jangle
Spiced with galangal

Megan's miasmas
Pagan plume plasmas
Fugu-duced asthmas
Playful to dogmas
So cute, mind magmas

Napkin, feet, jam and spoons
Summit picnic Gobi dunes
Birdsong flutters flirty tunes
Meg unlaces boots dragoons
Talc coughed soles, hoot baboons
Steam wisps as in cartoons

Megan soles inflame afluster
Rashed by kitty litter bluster
Scrubbing her feet to new luster
Cursed by fur poofs burning muster
'mmonia scented ex's duster
If you ain't G, you a buster

[Anonymous No.14927056]

>>14926808
Oh neat, it's a sincere private performance of "Waiting for Godot"

[Anonymous No.14927067]

ew

[Anonymous No.14927119]

>>14927028
Mega pickle, pick it up
Bega limbo kiss my butt
jingo lingo this guy fucks
Megans ugly suck my nuts

[Anonymous No.14927234]

>>14927119
>Bega limbo
Is that a Baltimore dance?

[Anonymous No.14928586]

>>14926808
Where'd they go?

[Anonymous No.14928682]

>>14927119
Why so haunted by Megan, anon?

[Anonymous No.14928700]

>>14926808
>ywn get a friendly Instagram invite from your literary friends because you didn't even know Instagram had these capabilities
I feel like an NPC when I watch Megan's antics unfold

[Anonymous No.14928707]

>>14928700
When I have to write something sad lately, I meditate on how impossible it is for me to befriend someone like Megan, let alone THE Megan, and that seems good for getting the water works churning and then voila, sadness mode engaged

[Anonymous No.14928731]

>>14927234
I was thinking of Lou Bega’s Mambo Nr5 which was a limbo song at my roller skating rink when I was a kid. So ur right

[Anonymous No.14928742]

Report this thread for being offtopic

[Anonymous No.14928829]

>>14928731
Would you say roller rinking prepared you well for the world outside the rink?

[Anonymous No.14928871]

>>14926808
They didn't post it anywhere. Maybe it was a rehearsal.

[Anonymous No.14928874]

Would you buy a hipster encyclopedia from this ginger dame?

[Anonymous No.14928877]

>>14928742
this is the only on topic thread on /lit/ rn

[Anonymous No.14928887]

>sup Megs, it's Alex
>loved your ig theater
>next time you're in DC let's do dinner

[Anonymous No.14928893]

>>14928871
I'm hoping they do this regularly throughout quarantine

[Anonymous No.14928911]

>>14928829
>Would you say roller rinking prepared you well for the world outside the rink?
there was a girl at the rink that told a lady working at a booth to tell me that she liked me. and then when we finally talked i ended the conversation early and then nervously looked away from her until i thought she was gone.

i would say it didn't prepare me but it was a very faithful sample of what was to come

[Anonymous No.14928912]

>>14928887
now i want an alt lit presidency

lin–boyle 2028. jocktober the mesh for attorney general

[Anonymous No.14928913]

>>14928887
why is she so fucking cute, bros?

[Anonymous No.14928934]

>>14928829
Roller rinks aren't real life, tho. they're moreso a kind of hamster wheel meant to channel and exhaust human reproductive energies

[Anonymous No.14928953]

>>14928887
>tfw no gabby latinx politico bestie

[Anonymous No.14929159]

>>14928934
I've read roller rinks hasten the fallopian saunter of ova, sending them yonder uterus, while the rhythmed squatting required of skating on wheels actually aspirates the cervical chasm as if it were the swirling throat of a corpulent faced trumpeter drawing in vivifying air.

[Anonymous No.14929279]

came to lit only bc i knew thered be a megan thread

[Anonymous No.14929283]

>>14929159
That. That is a remarkable image, anon. At least one of us is enjoying quarantine.

[Anonymous No.14929287]

>>14928934
Oh. Like what dancing used to be.

[Anonymous No.14929636]

>>14929279
An earnest welcome back, Meghead!

[Anonymous No.14930587]

>>14926808
Megan, we love you! Joseph, we love you too! I hope to read your book soon. It's a reward for finishing other work.

[Anonymous No.14931462]

mfw /meg/

[Anonymous No.14931534]

>>14926808
>her
trannies need to die

[Anonymous No.14933031]

/ourgirl/ is taking care of her self and others at the moment, but will be back to liveblogging and literarily jamming soon, senpai

[Anonymous No.14933645]

>>14926808
Liveblog 2 is confirmed, anons

[Anonymous No.14933684]

>>14933645
Meg's spry feet be praised!

[Anonymous No.14934718]

>>14933645
Leggo my Meggo!

[Anonymous No.14935429]

Liveblog 2 mornings are the best

[Anonymous No.14936012]