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14923049 No.14923049 [Reply] [Original]

post your favorite screen shots from /lit/

>> No.14923056
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>> No.14923081

>>14923076
That doesn't even rhyme, retard.

>> No.14923085

>>14923081
i know but i thought it was worth screencapping. crappy verse for a crappy feel.

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>>14923049
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14923091

>>14923049

I would like to see some post that anons really thought that had literary merit, not just comic or ironic posts

>> No.14923096

>>14923091
Just what kind of board do you think you're in?

>> No.14923097

>>14923049
suicide fuel

>> No.14923105

>>14923081
here's my own take though
> realization struck me like a cane
> as always, /pol/ was right again
sorry im esl

>> No.14923135

>>14923105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl2AM3j3dIw

>> No.14923152
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We've got our tribe here and we're sticking more or less together to face the terrible hand we've been dealt. No one is genuinely lonely here, our existential dread is shared inside this community of outsiders we involuntarily created after being shunned by society. Furthermore normies also have strategies to cope with their miserable existence, they cope by drinking and partying and indulging in casual sex, whilst we cope by feeding our minds with the wisdom of the ancient and the modern, an activity which is neither harmful nor pointless in every sense of the word.

>> No.14923161

>>14923049
Bro, you just posted cringe, get back to /r9k/.

>> No.14923166

>>14923105
>pronouncing "again" as "a gain".
Pretentious.

>> No.14923167

>>14923161
How is that cringe? Give arguments.

>> No.14923178

>>14923152
Hmmmm... Yeah, based.

>> No.14923191
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A classic

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>>14923191
jesus how have I never seen this one before

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>>14923166
i dont know how to pronounce most words properly because i only read
thats the reason i cant grasp anglo poetry

>> No.14923312

>>14923081
Rhymes when I (northeast US) read it.

>> No.14923351

>>14923049
>the hair game

what the fuck is this little cuck talking about, fucking pathetic, even misusing great writers names. its not about finding excuses why you are a loser its about finding solutions on how to live your own life. literature is there to show you that everything is a narrative you indeed can change if youre brave enough. step your game up nigga

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>> No.14923726

>>14923351
what is the solution then?

>> No.14923741

>>14923076
Supposed to be
>Of all sad words of tongue and pen,
>The saddest are these: /pol/ was right again.

>> No.14923887

>>14923285
I didn't mean pretentious in a bad way. Just don't wear a fedora while doing it.

>> No.14923889

>>14923056
kek

>> No.14923913

>>14923056
i dont get why this is funny but i laughed

>> No.14923947

>>14923166
stfu american mutt
>>14923285
stay pretentious, and pronounce it like aristocratic brits

>> No.14923983
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>> No.14924014

>>14923726
To realize that the world is not there for your pleasure and even if you are dealt a bad hand it is your singular task to overcome it and develop yourself.

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Who remembers the holy thread this is from

>> No.14924383

>>14924014
>be spat out into an uncaring void
>just hit the gym bro

says who?

>> No.14924413

>>14923913
it's funny because the fourth post manifests a certain off-topic, banal superficiality and yet in this it transcends every prior post about reading on the train or shitposting or whatever and ultimately claims victory, embarrasses the OP, the thread itself, the entire subject and premise of the thread, which gets demolished by a joke following the form "easy on the ..." which is of course stereotypical to begin with

>> No.14924451

>>14923105
that makes it sound like you're getting a beating from daddy rather than having an important realization

>> No.14924518

>>14924413
If the OP was a massive faggot, as he usually is, and made the thread simply for the point of getting (You)s doesn't it mean he won due to the joke attracting so many people to his thread, even if it's not to his post?

>> No.14924537

>>14923152
How do you evaluate which cope is the superior one?

>> No.14924574
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>> No.14924577

>>14924383
me
fuck you faggot

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>> No.14924588

>>14923351
He didn't deny that self-improvement is an option, but he didn't sugarcoat the fact that it's much harder to self-improve to normiedom for a failure than it is for a normie to become a chad-lite or an honest-to-God chad.

Even so, all the gymcelling/moneycelling/bookcelling/socialcelling in the world won't exorcise the ghosts of the loves that never were from the average 4chan user's soul. Beneath all that muscle, money, and galaxy-brain knowledge, you'll always remain the poor, ugly, and dumb kid that everyone picked on for a dozen years. Probably more since the workplace is just high school 2.0.

There's also the humiliation inherent within the fact that you'll have to work for something that for the vast majority of peers were granted naturally by virtue of one or more factors, including their looks, intelligence, status, and economic class.

>> No.14924592

>>14923152
/lit/ is full of normalniggers who don't actually read.

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>> No.14924598

>>14923056
not even funny. literally r+ddit tier """humor"""

>> No.14924611

>>14924413
So you're saying it's the ultimate negation of everything? Like a black hole?

>> No.14924634

>>14923351
>literature is there to show you that everything is a narrative you indeed can change if youre brave enough.
Do you actually read any literature?

>>14924014
>it is your singular task to overcome it and develop yourself.
Says who? Why can't I just stab people who I envy?

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>>14924637

>> No.14924656

>>14924537
Drinking alcohol and having casual sex exposes you to illnesses and fucks up your health, reading doesn't.

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>>14924651

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I want to read a whole psychology text with these kinds of insights on this very subject.
Hurry up and get published, anon.

>> No.14924675

>>14924611
no it's the boomeresque trampling of the delicate subject of the thread

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>>14924659

>> No.14924685

>>14924675
Ah, I see what you mean. I guess I just read too much into it.

>> No.14924686

>>14924595
/lit/erally me.

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>>14924680

>> No.14924691

>>14924656
That's a legitimate way of viewing it. Although, I'm sure an argument could be made for things that reading don't supply you with.

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this or maybe that spirit of kant one

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>>14924687

>> No.14924726

>>14924595
LMFAO

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>>14923983
This is good.

>> No.14924738

>>14924691
Social skills, but if the quarantine goes on at this rate or the virus happens to mutate we won't even need those for a while.

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>>14923983
here's one in a similar vein

>> No.14924767

>>14924740
wtf I love Jaden Smith now?!

>> No.14924793

>>14924595
Holy shit this is gold.

>> No.14924885

>>14924746
So what is this anon's counter solution?

>> No.14924942
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>> No.14924944

>>14924577
you're just another passenger on the Titanic, what do I care what you have to say

>> No.14924951

>>14924944
i have a pretty respectably sized penis

>> No.14924954

>>14924951
post it and we'll talk

>> No.14924968

>>14923056
I don't get the joke, why did that post get so many replies?

>> No.14924973

>>14924954
post a picture of you in the gym
>>14924968
t. carrot muncher

>> No.14924999

>>14924973
>post a picture of you in the gym
i have a homegym

>> No.14925008

>>14924999
post a picture of you in the gym
also checked

>> No.14925009

>>14924732
absolutely fantastic

>> No.14925095

>>14924732
I've also noticed the black and the white communities in the US acting as a sort of superego-id pair.

Even the beats, when they wanted to smoke pot and fuck cute mexican girls for some reason described themselves as "white negros" as though they couldn't psychologically just be a prole trying to get his dick wet.

Since the US has no historical/cultural tradition to base its ego on, it lacks one, and thus the constant chaos that consumes american society is made a little more explainable.

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>> No.14925114

>>14924660
what are some authors that write at length about sexuality like this that aren't drowning in deleuzian schizobabble?

>> No.14925127

>>14924732
saved. exactly what i've thought about my "fellow americans" for years. best time in my life was when i lived and worked at a backpacker's hostel. i got to see just how freakish americans are compared to pretty much everyone else in the world. the only people really comparable to americans in my experience are israelis. they're like americans if they were more sociopathic and calculating. americans value "strength" of personality, israelis value cleverness/cunning, but both of them turn them toward the same ends basically

>> No.14925209

>>14924732
canadians are some dumb ass niggas man. read walt whitman

>> No.14925225

>>14925209
the guy in that image is just fucking larping anyway, nobody gives a shit his family were Mennonites in Canada. We have the exact same race classifications as the States not to mention basically every other social problem he mentioned as well.

>> No.14925234

>>14924885
Wittgenstein and Kierkegaard. See: "A Confusion of the Spheres"

>> No.14925268

>>14923076
Fix the metre
>The saddest sentence e’er writ by pen:
>’Oh dear, /pol/ was right again!’

>> No.14925278

>>14923167
sincere but ultimately banal platitudes couched in a faux ‘let’s be real’ tone will always be cringe

>> No.14925283

>>14924574
I can't wait to read that book
And if it isn't titled "Nigger", then I will be very disappointed

>> No.14925293

>>14923049
Incels are perhaps the worst posters. There used to be a tongue in cheek camaderie to playing the "being a loser on the internet" game, but these dweebs take it so seriously and spend all this time trying to rationalize why they'll always be permavirgins and try to bring everyone else down with them

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>>14925296

>> No.14925326

>>14925278
Words aren't spells. Just because you say all the buzzwords you can think of doesn't make them true.

>> No.14925340

>>14924942
My favorite /lit/ post of 2019.

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>> No.14925366

>>14925326
What the fuck are you talking about?
>Why? Because you are right for hating the world.
How is this not banal, trite and delivered exactly in that condescending ‘let me break it down for you’ style that cringeposts are always written in? Did you write it? Is that why you’re so defensive?

>> No.14925374

>>14925110
This is perfect, I greatly enjoyed reading this

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>> No.14925401

>>14923056
>..

Every time

>> No.14925408

>>14925304
This actually made me cry a bit.

>> No.14925410

>>14925385
the dream

>> No.14925411

>>14925366
I know I'm arguing with a r*dditor when I see these sorts of non-arguments come out. Begone.

>> No.14925438

>>14925304
I hate this post because it verified my suspicion that the original Husserl post may well have been bullshit

>> No.14925455

>>14923081
because you speak a gay dialect of english

>> No.14925476

>>14924637
the similarity of feminism to his work proves women are too stupid and unreliable to have any rights at all.

>> No.14925488

>>14925411
Lol, you’re the one sitting in a screenshot thread defending the most reddit post I’ve ever seen, fuck off

>> No.14925493

>>14924746
noticing very little actual refutation lmao

>> No.14925500

>>14925293
I agree. incels are so fucking annoying, enough that despite being almost completely correct they turn everyone away.

>> No.14925502

>>14924637
The full possibilities of human experience are not limited to debauched libertinism. These guys mock ascetics and monks while close-mindedly denying the possibility that the modes of experience those people have have any value.

>> No.14925505

>>14923355
What causes these kinds of beliefs? Is it a schizo thing? I don't understand how people seem to sincerely believe this sort of stuff. At least with religion you're conditioned from early childhood. There's no evidence for and no reason to believe all of this E S O T E R I C shit.
>inb4 post nose

>> No.14925515

>>14925304
imagine being such a sad excuse for a man that you ask a woman to support you while you earn a piece of paper. chad proust scholar.

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>> No.14925597

>>14925500
Poorly memed. I would understand if they were truly like deformed, hideously ugly, retarded, etc., but in reality they're a bunch of crybabies whining about how since they're 4/10's there's no point in trying anyway. I am a white nationalist but really I keep being drawn to characterizing the quintessential incel as a pussy suburban white boy, born into comfort and privilege but, since they didn't experience early success, rationalizing that they were predestined to be losers in order to avoid having to try

>> No.14925602

>>14924598
go back

>> No.14925608

>>14924598
go back
i am a same faggot

>> No.14925612

>>14924999
That makes it easier...

>> No.14925614

>>14924075
Patrician

>> No.14925620

>>14923056
I'm the second and third reply. You're welcome.

>> No.14925621

>>14925597
You're still stuck in boomer morality, where you believe that if anyone tries hard enough, they can succeed.

>> No.14925627

>>14925505
Among the people doing that kind of thing it's mutually understood to be in large part a LARP, it's just fun to create theories like that. You have your actual schizos yeah, but if you've ever seen how those guys write you can pick them out easily, they're incoherent. What Hyperborea anon has written has a sort of internal logic to it, even though it's basically on the level of making up a Fantasy world for him to play act in. The fun of it is to try to create these meme perspectives that at least nominally fit into actual philosophical/theological frameworks. I mean the guy starts his whole rant with *breathes in*, he's obviously not being entirely serious.

Id consider people who seriously take up things like Islam or Christianity to be much more likely to be schizo-adjacent. Because they're 100% serious about their access to mystical universal truth or whatever.

>> No.14925641

>>14925621
Have sex

>> No.14925651

>>14925627
Not him, but I think this is it. Genuine belief in something off the beaten path dressed up in the garbs of their aesthetic of choice because it both keeps out the normies and is also fun to take part in (the LARP, I mean).

>> No.14925660

>>14925620
Nobody cares. Kys.

>> No.14925662

>>14925597
they are right and you know it

>> No.14925709

>>14925662
I can at least respect edgy coldsteel the hedgehog negative energy vampires more than incels who unironically believe this shit rather than just getting off on the idea of making others believe it

>> No.14925766

>>14925660
If it weren't by my samefagging it probably wouldn't have become a meme.

>> No.14925774

>>14925516
lol

>> No.14925804

>>14925766
Thank You!

Sent from my iPhone

>> No.14925833

>>14925709
seethe

>> No.14925861

>>14923056
Only smoothbrains found this funny

>> No.14925904

>>14925861
I found it ironically funny, much like DFW's death.

>> No.14925934

>>14925861
You're right, it is not funny.

Sent from my iPhone

>> No.14925979

>>14923222
damn

>> No.14925982

>>14925597
>I am a white nationalist

imagine caring what some nerve-stapled mutt borgperson thinks. and I read /pol/.

>> No.14926028

>>14923983
It pleases me to know whoever wrote this dribble has certainly contributed less to the body of human knowledge than I have.

>> No.14926049

>>14924413
thank you for this post. though desu i still find it quite surreal that it managed to get so many replies when i thought that it was rather subtle (including the fact that it has two dots rather than 3)

>> No.14926204

>>14926028
>muh body of human knowledge

literally who gives a fuck

>> No.14926302

>>14925627
Thanks buddy, that makes a lot of sense. :-^)

>> No.14926324

>>14925627
>I-it's just a LARP bro...

reddit answer

>> No.14926348

>>14924732
This larping europoor knows even less about canada than he does the US, and is delusional about the RoW

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consistently makes me chuckle

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>>14923355
I remember this thread. Based.
>>14925627
>>14925651
Filtered.

>> No.14926414

>>14923191
Kek

>> No.14926415
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>> No.14926429

>>14923222
Trips of tranny-truth.

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>>14923056
>This post was almost 4 years ago

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These, genuinely makes me uncomfortable.

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>>14926415
This reminded me of that time I searched for some primo white male/asian female videos on PornHub, and literally ALL of my search results were black male/white female cuckold crap. I never clicked on a single one in my entire life beforehand, too. Really gets your noggin' joggin'.

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Anything by the beaver.

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>>14926583
two from the same week

>> No.14926608

>>14923056
So nice to see that /lit/ has gotten with the types and embraced big Chungus. I really hate all the elitists on this board that refuse the post the actually good memes.

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>>14926348
Refute him, mutt.

>> No.14926615

>>14926360
I met a guy irl (from Denmark) who posts on /fa/. He was really cool and funny.

>> No.14926616

>>14924075
Sauce?

>> No.14926618

>>14923983
Not a good post. Literally just name dropping and yelling out 4chan epithets, thinking that using capital letters somehow emphasizes the point. As soon as he mentioned Goethean science, I knew he was ignorant though.

>> No.14926624

>>14924732
> this is coming from a Canadian
Name me literally one Canadian who has done anything of note. Their entire life is a shadow of the us.

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>>14924075
of course

>> No.14926909

>>14926324
>>14926369
you don't literally believe in Atlantis and you know it. At most you have a sort of 'yeah well it's not impossible there could have been an ancient civilization, and these metaphysical questions can't be known for sure either way, and it sort of fits if you...' I am well aware of this entire thought process

>> No.14926924

>>14926909
>you don't literally believe in Atlantis and you know it.

speak for yourself you fuckin goof

>> No.14926934

>>14926924
stop larping you faggot

>> No.14926953

>>14926934
open your mind's eye...

>> No.14926971

>>14926608
"bugs.." is older than Big Chungus

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>>14925354
Very based post.

>> No.14926991

>>14926984
...what about smell?

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>>14923049

>> No.14927041

>>14927022
jesus fucking christ

>> No.14927049

>>14926984
I remember that thread. You should include some of the reaction posts for more flavor. Makes for a better image. That shit was hilarious.

>> No.14927150

>>14926446
4 years ago and i still don't get it

>> No.14927189

>>14923167
Something's being cringe does not have a logical structure to it you autistic simpleton

>> No.14927313

>>14927022
Assuming this is not fake (bold assumption I know).

Eventually when the body was recovered people would have discovered it was raped. Coroners or even first responders etc. Do they divulge this to the family, amplifying an unthinkable tragedy to new depths of misery so as to mount an official investigation? Or is it quietly swept under the rug, whoever making this grim discovery having to live with it for the rest of their days.

>> No.14927327

>>14923049
what does it mean if this doesn't resonate with me?

>> No.14927333

>>14923076
>the sadde'st sentence e'er writ
>were' /pol/ was right about the Spik

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>>14927049
>i remember that thread... from a week ago

>> No.14927402

>>14925304
Paying off debt as a first year lecturer at a small Southern college? Yeah ok

>> No.14927407

>>14927402
He said he was starting to pay it off. that could mean he made one small payment

>> No.14927642

>>14925627
anon, a long time ago I used to post on Something Awful Dot Com

there was a board called Laissez's Faire (aka LF). It started out as Ron Paul memes.

Then people engaged in "mutually understood' LARPing about insane ideologies. People who either weren't participating in the LARP or just got high on their own supply became everybody you hate on the Internet.

>> No.14927686

>>14925627
the ignorance of this post confounds me

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>>14923056
this thread was in 2017
I welcome death

>> No.14927750

>>14926608
TV stole bugs and turned it into big chungus newfag

>> No.14927882
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>>14925110
>the bit about Augustine
I've come to realize I argue too much about theology while not acting like a Christian should in practice. You have my thanks, anon.

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>>14923049

This anon who reallly dislikes JBP had me cackling

>> No.14928169

>>14926984
wow, I am dying.

>> No.14928257

>>14926360
It's funny because it's spot on.

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I remember these really resonated with me.

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>>14928336

>> No.14928418

>>14927642
I wonder what the specific contribution of goon autism was to present internet insanity. Goons are missing a really specific type of self-awareness. They can hate on furries for lacking self-awareness while also being monsters who live in their own shit.

How much of the tranny cult came straight out of SA? SA was like the Wuhan of the internet, serving up tranny communist bat soups like little petri dishes. It was only a matter of time before some perfect storm of mental illness appeared with just the right mixture of delusion, mainstream plausibility, and virulence among retards who live online.

Tumblr and Twitter can boost and channel all the normie types of psychopathology, even the rarer ones. But the most they can do is insane bullying, puritanism, conformity. Goon autism the pressure cooker that brewed up the actual content of their ideologies. Goons went from saying "nigger" and playing Eve Online to creating the most totalitarian thought collective outside of North Korea. They went from hating normies and self-deprecating as perpetual fuckups to becoming the e-hipster "weird twitter" thought police of cyber tranny death cults.

>> No.14928641

>>14927313
likely the latter, and in any case im not certain it will be noticed in a case like this. the fact that you are handling the body of a young child itself is very bothering by itself

>> No.14928744

>>14925627
christianity is bolstered by a myriad of tenable philosophical propositions while islam is about gobbling 11-year old cock

>> No.14928779

>>14928336
I wonder if people who read stuff like this know it is 100% MPC content

>> No.14929006
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The sheer wit and of this post never ceases to amaze me. I dream of one day being as funny as the original writer of this post.

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>> No.14929134

>>14926360
Accurate

>> No.14929160
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>>14923355
quite honestly the most based post in /lit/ history

>> No.14929163

>>14929006
agree

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>>14928343
Which one of you penned this purple monstrosity

>> No.14929261

>>14923049
don't have a cap but I have the pasta.

A marxist post-structuralist continental Ecole Normale Supérieure professor and feminist activist was teaching a class on Martin Heidegger, known hermeneuticist.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Nietzsche and accept that his genealogical method was the most highly-evolved theory the continent has ever known, even greater than Hegel's dialectics!”

At this moment, a brave, rational, positivist analytic philosopher who had read more than 15000 pages of Popper and Wittgenstein and understood the raison d'être of empiricism and fully supported all modern hard sciences stood up and held up the constitution.

”How universal is this text, frenchfag?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “It's not universal at all, fucking positivist, its 'truth' is rooted in our shared understandings about culture, the subject and the nexus of power and knowledge”

”Wrong. It’s been 225 years since human reason created it. If it was not universal, and post-modern relativism, as you say, is real… then it should be regarded as a myth now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of On Grammatology. He stormed out of the room crying those ironic post-modern crocodile tears. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Michel Foucault, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than an AIDS ridden sadomasochist interested in fisting. He wished so much that he had some kind of truth to hold on to, but he himself had written to disprove it!

The students applauded and all rolled into American universities that day and accepted Wittgenstein as the end of philosophy. An eagle named “Formal logic” flew into the room and perched atop the copy of "Principa Mathematica" and shed a tear on the hardcover. The last sentence of "Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus" was read several times, and Karl Popper himself showed up and demonstrated how dialectics is nothing but a means of justifying contradictions.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and his "books" were disregarded for all eternity.

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The classic

>> No.14930337 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1vC9niw64A

>> No.14930418

>>14928779
what's MPC?

>> No.14930469

>>14930418
not him but im guessing he mistyped npc

>> No.14930527

>>14930469
>>14930418
just kidding im retarded

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>>14930233
Oh dude just when OP's post got me feeling bad

>> No.14931395

>>14927313
It's Alabama. What do you expect? Stereotype of inbred redneck Americans didn't just come out of thin air. They're subhuman.

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>> No.14931581

>>14931440
Based post.

>> No.14931666

>>14930627
OP's post has actually been very calming and helpful for me. Try reading it during existential panic, it is very soothing to think I am experiencing a pain and hopelessness that has been felt by many throughout history. It's probably just another cope.

>> No.14931674

>>14923049
typical virgin chiefag

>> No.14931847

>>14927313
I doubt a coroner will check to see if a tornado victim has been raped.

>> No.14931919

>>14923049
Cringe post
I would expect no less from a Persona lover.

>> No.14931939

>>14923091

This.

>> No.14931958

>>14923049
Typical weeb histrionics.

>> No.14932165

>>14924942
So good

>> No.14932255

>>14924732
This caricature is depressingly accurate when it comes to present-day American pleb culture of the 90% now that the middle class has shriveled down to a 10% professional class, the 1% have disappeared from public view altogether except via extremely redacted electronic masks of themselves, and the classes have ossified into castes. High culture still exists here, but mostly as museum pieces traded for only for bragging rights or money laundering, but which are ever more remote from daily life and conversation about it, as well as a preoccupation of an ever smaller demographic of eccentrics. This is the case in most of the West, but more than it is anywhere else, living here is like watching the Renaissance run in fast reverse, to ever louder applause of every trend that implies.

>> No.14932277

>>14931440
>>14931581
Did I miss something? When did /lit/ become /r9k/?

>> No.14932312

>>14926597
Are you kidding me? I've seen that exact "kill a woman with one strike" comment twice on this board already today. Is this a popular meme, or is it literally just one dude reposting it?

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>> No.14932336

>>14924595
noice.

>> No.14932337

>>14924712
What kind of shoes was he not supposed to wear?

>> No.14932385

>>14924732
First two responses are good, other ones are shit.

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>>14932337

>> No.14932857

>>14932312
I think he saw me post that screenshot and then tried to fit in and seem cool by reposting it. I saw him post it at >>14932083 . As far as I know that post in the screenshot is original, as it received countless (you)'s.

>> No.14932864

>>14932857
to clarify: as far as I know it is not a popular meme, but people will, from time to time, repost it or post in a similar way. I think this guy is forcing it

>> No.14932958

>>14923049
The amount of seething this original post caused was unreal.

If you EVER, ever in your short life, thought that "improvement" could amount to anything, I feel deeply sorry for you, worm.

>> No.14932977

>>14932804
Good memory

>> No.14933024

>>14923076
But what makes it 10 times worse:
Admitting it in crappy verse.

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>>14923105
>>14923166

>realization struck me like-a a cane,
as always, /pol/ was right again!

>> No.14933038

>>14923222
If only some stout-hearted, morally righteous conservative was there to say No!

>> No.14933050

>>14923355
Bet this guy assumes that fossil fuels play no important role on society and/or are infinite.

>> No.14933070

>>14927022
I got a boner desu. Probably would have done the same

>> No.14933077

>>14933038
>bring up conservatives out of nowhere
seething

>> No.14933120

>>14923091
>/lit/
>literary merit
pfft ahahahaha

>> No.14933129

>>14926657
Imagine getting filtered that hard.

>> No.14933149

>>14926488
Fuck off, claque.

>> No.14933156

>>14926501
Too much rhetoric; not enough fact.

>> No.14933168

>>14933077
Typo for liberal, I promise!

>> No.14933373

>>14924732
the most retarded thing ive ever seen posted here

>> No.14933735

>>14926984
>3/14

Damn this board's still got it huh

>> No.14933739

Does anybody have the screencap of the Anon who tried to impress a girl by showing her werewolf erotica?

>> No.14933750

>>14932452
I know this board is shit, but why would /lit/ ever have a thread like that?

>> No.14933755

>>14926608
Pretty good bait. 6.5/10

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>>14923049

>> No.14933777

>>14932277
irrelevant; ad hominem

>> No.14933856

>>14924577
unbelievably cringe and inept

>> No.14934009

>>14923191
Wait that'd sell like hotcakes

>> No.14934174

>>14925304
Reminder that this is the ending we all deserve

>> No.14934373

>>14923091
You say that, people will just post the cigarette gas station guy again, with all the le haha he said the n word

>> No.14934376

>>14925304
Huh, who would've thought that Robert Pirsig was a /lit/izen

>> No.14934392

>>14933038
>giving a shit about the mentally ill
R*ddit is two blocks down.

>> No.14934420

>>14924675
God you guys think too much. It was just a good joke with great timing

>> No.14934457

>>14926624
Neil Young and Norm MacDonald

>> No.14934538

>>14933768
lol

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>> No.14934990

>>14931440
Written by a motherless man, and some boys will lap it up and clutch onto it tightly until the next time they meet a woman. Then they'll be reminded of the warmth of the fairer sex and forget all about the excruciating hyperbole of the motherless man.

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>>14934990
>motherless man
All men have mothers, otherwise how would they be born?

>> No.14935030

>>14923056
mfw fucking newfags dont remember this

>> No.14935256

>>14924942
HAHAHAHA

>> No.14935281

>>14925304
>Gets a doctorate in philosophy only to end up teaching intro to philosophy
Imagine wanting this to be your end goal

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>>14924732
>next one is China
Do people really fall for this meme?

>> No.14935359

>>14924732
this is gold

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>>14926984

>> No.14935428

>>14923056
Kino...

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>>14925505
>>14925627

>> No.14935537

>>14926984
>...what about smell?
I am posting this in every Kant thread from now on

>> No.14935563

>>14924707
Rundown? I've never understood why this became popular. I first saw it when people memed a Wheel of Time version about "SHARANS could be here".

>> No.14935576

>>14935537
You cover that base, and I'll post it with a pic of Emmy in any thread where it would be delightfully funny.

>> No.14935580

>>14927022
this reeks of ancient 4chan. Just from the way the guy types. It's so nostalgic

>> No.14935588

>>14923152
>The internet solved isolation of social outcasts

Interesting...

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>>14923222

The digits do not lie.

>> No.14935606

>>14923191
Fucking kek

>> No.14935619

>>14934998
I literally willed myself into physical existence, it's true, I have video evidence

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>>14935619
Well, no one would lie on the internet.

>> No.14935637

>>14934420
>It was just a good joke
maybe if you're retarded. it being a shit joke was the point

>> No.14935655

>>14924732
This started a little interesting, but fell pretty quickly. I suspect the main reason anyone found it worthy of a screencap and reposting is just because it has an intellectual tone and shits on blacks (and Americans, but they're shit anyway)

>> No.14936102

>>14923222
based. but what in your opinion is the correct treatment for people with dysphoria or whatever.

>> No.14936124

>>14923049
testing

>> No.14936180

>>14924732
A good analysis. Especially with terms of the sexual economy and social status being tied to body count. It's a sick game that destroys people body, mind, and soul.

Does not quite diagnose the root of the issue, though.

>>14926624

He says Canada is a country that exists in the shadow of a larger empire, they are currently dropping the US for Canada, at least in mind.

>> No.14936315

>>14934998
you autists are too literal

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>>14936315

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>> No.14936346

>>14935563
>merited

This makes it.

>> No.14936351

>>14926953
now yuo see....

bottom text..

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I don't think this is from /lit/

>> No.14936377

>>14929170
The fact the rancid debauchery which that post so finely puts to prose is repeated millions of times across the globe is truly disturbing.

>> No.14936390

>>14923081
yea it does, fag

>> No.14936746

>>14929170
>day of the cork
that's great anon

>> No.14936817

>>14926984
he didn't think of the smell

>> No.14936852

>>14932314
I'm disappointed in myself for not getting it until the last sentence.

>> No.14937095

>>14923222
I saw this man at a McDonald’s (now a coffee shop) in Tonopah, Nevada. Extremely unnerving.

>> No.14937133

>>14936339
you'll never be a two dimensional woman

>> No.14937884

>>14934990
based and subtly oedipuspilled

>> No.14938076

>>14924712
I... kinda can relate to that. I´m not autistic, was tested, and you alone of course can´t change the rules of society, but sometimes you do ask yourselves why the fuck some things are sanctioned and some not.

>> No.14938107

>>14925110
... that should not hurt me as much as it does

>> No.14938141

>>14926501
>TL;DR: Learn to fight, pussy.

>> No.14938166

>>14936852
That's what makes it so good.

>> No.14938218

>>14936344
Quality post. Modern leftists really are spiritual cucks through and through.

>> No.14938251

>>14936375
lol Moldova

>> No.14938363

>>14923056
No dirty joke, just blunt jab. Fucking kek

>> No.14938374

>>14923222
Blaire White did fine

>> No.14938410

>>14925095
Yes, I'd like to add to this. I really do believe that the blacks here in America are much less sophisticated than anywhere else because rights came too late, but its been far too long for them to continue acting this way. At some point, the racism was unjustified, but they have all the rights we all have now. There is no excuse. In South America, racism is hardly seen and people black face and make jokes all the time while black people makes jokes on white people in the same way. They never get genuinely angry at them (either party), and they don't find it offensive at all. It's insane how niggers here act, and you can easily tell the difference between a refined African who comes here from an American black.

>> No.14938464

>>14928343
Now this one is based as fuck

>> No.14938483

>>14923191
This only really applies to Looking for Alaska and possibly Paper Towns.

>> No.14938581

>>14925304
I like this one

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>> No.14938725

>>14925385
The life I never had the ball to live.

>> No.14939104

>>14935281
Who doesn't want to inspire future generations to study philosophy?
I feel like introductory courses get a bad rap from bad teachers who are relegated to teaching such courses, but practically any subject can be made enthralling by a sufficiently passionate teacher.

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>>14927882
>not acting like a Christian should in practice
>forgetting that Christ lived the blameless and lawful life that you couldn't
Repent and cling to the Gospel, the good news of Jesus' promises in his life, death, and resurrection. And don't burden yourself to keep what Jesus has already accomplished: good fruit comes from faith, and not fear. Look to Christ, always. Go in peace, and God bless.

>> No.14939255

>>14924595
bro i just wanted to read mishima and ended up starting with the greeks.

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>>14936376

>> No.14939375

>>14925493
mad logician (autistic)

>> No.14939505

Don't know if it's /lit/ but anyone have that post where a dude talks about how outer space is utterly boring compared to how it's presented?
He also talked about how space colonization is like moving to the Himalays cause your house is on fire and nebulas being just fogs, if that helps.

>> No.14939536

>>14939166
This apologia for hypocrisy and sin is why a lot of people don't get along with Lutherans.

>> No.14939542

>>14924637
>>14924651
>>14924659
>>14924680
>>14924687
These threads are very interesting. Thank you for posting, anon!

>> No.14939546

>>14939536
Huh?
I'm relatively Newtheran, so forgive me if I don't understand what you're talking about. We should strive to be better people, but succumbing to pride or despair from the sight of our own works is a heartbreaking but unnecessary burden. I just want my anons to have the peace and comfort of the Gospel

>> No.14939592

>>14932958
So, there's the rub- are you an utterly miserable, resigned bucket-crab, or are you just barely successful enough to consider yourself as being on the level of normiedom?

>> No.14940215

>>14933768
kekkkkk