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>Meanwhile, in the /lit/ abbey...

>> No.14907582
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>>14907568
What's up, lads? I have here a wine on the rocks. What're you all doing?

>> No.14907590

>>14907582
I'm creating several threads trying to disprove authors I've never read with statements that I don't even know if they are true, but rather I assume that's what they said and how it should be interpreted.

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>>14907590
Is this you, basedboy?
>pic related

>> No.14907618

>>14907582
Avoiding the plague out here in the countryside until I have to fly (lololol) back to the city on Friday, and reading the Pickwick Papers. I hope Amazon isn't terribly impacted because I ordered a couple more books today. I want a coffee.

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>>14907618
You can hold out, anon. I believe in you!

>> No.14907635

>>14907582
>wine on the rocks
what fresh hell is this

>> No.14907733

>>14907582
Reading enochian system might as well go insane before corona gets me

>> No.14907921

>tfw nun roasties had another papal bull published limiting their fashion and number of allowed guests
maybe they'll actually have time for prayer for once LMAO

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>>14907582
Well, lads, it's six a.m. and it's time for sleep. Just finished my bottle of wine and I think now's a good time to cuddle up with my cat and sleep.
Goodnight, lads.

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>>14908335
I...I can't sleep...

>> No.14908380

>>14907635
for when you don't have room in your fridge for all your wine but want a cold glass at once, and don't want to wait for it to get chilled. white wine only of course.

>> No.14908396

im gay

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>>14908396
Hi lad. I can't sleep. Please help.

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Serfie toils in the fields.
Monk is given half his yields.
His baron takes all of the rest.
"B-but I worked so hard and tried my best!"
He goes home to his haggard wife,
every day regrets his life.
The plague comes through and his family all die,
He still goes out the next day to harvest the rye.
He works all day and through the night,
but he still succumbs to the blight.
He lays there dying, pale and scabby,
While monk is safe inside the abbey.

>> No.14908460

>>14908335
Fuck, I wish I could go to sleep at 9:00PM.

>>14907568
Beer and pretzels while playing hacky sack with the local teens. sometimes read Canterbury tales in between.

>> No.14908483

>>14908438
COMFY

>> No.14908499

>>14908460
>Fuck, I wish I could go to sleep at 9:00PM.
red wine and honey + no artificial light after the sun begins to set, including computers ideally, but even just not turning on any lights will make a difference.

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Well, lads, I think that's about it for me.
I'm killing myself because I've not been able to sleep properly for years; and this insomnia has become terribly powerful.
Goodbye, all.

>> No.14908567

>>14908551
have you tried alcohol?

>> No.14908571

>>14908499
good rec thanks.

>> No.14908574

>>14907582
if that wine is chilled it better be fucking white

>> No.14909075

>>14908499
So you just walk around in the pitch dark of your house?

>> No.14909115

>>14909075
If it's pitch dark in your house, you don't "walk around," you go to bed.

>> No.14909155

>>14909075
no you go to sleep. thats the whole point.