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Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:31:59 2020 No.14897663 [Reply] [Original]

Have a qt ever read out loud to you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:34:02 2020 No.14897675 File: 97 KB, 620x453, 1583971713755.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My literature teacher back in highschool. The most beautiful and most kind girl I've ever met.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:36:30 2020 No.14897686 >>14897663 No, but I did read to my long since ex-girlfriend and she liked it a lot. And I liked that she liked it. And we were happy, for a time... now I don't trust anyone. Woman have a way of doing that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:13:25 2020 No.14897812 >>14897663 This is one of my fetishes, OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Z0WfEtTw8&list=PLmyF8Vm0ZYyr3kfFLsGbZDsX1Olzfnc-R&index=17

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:18:55 2020 No.14897830 >>14897663 I made my girlfriend read gravity’s rainbow to me once while on a road trip.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:28:38 2020 No.14897866 >>14897663 If it counts, my mother used to read to me when I was little. I remember not leaving her a moment of peace as I was constantly taking books from my grandfather's library and asking her to read them all to me.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:38:36 2020 No.14897895
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>>14897663
I had a French girl with a German accent read to me Emily Brontë's poems. Too bad BPD took her before I got her to read to me the entirety of Baudelaire's oeuvre.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:40:04 2020 No.14897899 >>14897663 on roadtrips my gf reads to me

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 13:57:30 2020 No.14897963 File: 289 KB, 980x720, 1571920923957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14897663 What about quietly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAw8vOOvCSw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDS9sp8IWfw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 14:23:11 2020 No.14898074 My friend is currently reading a book about rape to me, what does this mean?

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 15:01:02 2020 No.14898216
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>>14897675
>you will never have literature as the last class of the day again
>you will never hear "Hello Anon!" again
>you will never go to the library and check out books that you think will impress her again
>you will never sign up for her extracurriculars again

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 17:07:31 2020 No.14898819 >>14897663 Yes. My mom

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 22:47:03 2020 No.14900215 >>14897963 I detect a hole being created in my heart as I watch this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 22:50:20 2020 No.14900229 File: 746 KB, 1092x1536, 1584413420395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14898819 >mfw this is the reason we're all here on /lit/ now

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 22:56:30 2020 No.14900251

I tried to get German cutie I was hooking up with to read me some of Nietzsche's poems since I had them on hand in German. She said it was a very antiquated sort of German and she was too embarrassed to read it. Too bad. Anyhow, we hooked up after watching a German movie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 22:57:44 2020 No.14900257 >>14897663 bitches read too slow

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 23:05:58 2020 No.14900287 >>14900257 try again anon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzbnwASIFKU

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 23:23:33 2020 No.14900363 >>14900287 that's not the real donald trump

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 00:59:14 2020 No.14900721 A restraining order, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 01:17:37 2020 No.14900799 File: 20 KB, 691x653, 734C2E46-0226-48DE-A813-35339E3C8ECE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14900229 >your mother will never again read you roald dahl in the bath as you eat salted cucumber slices fuck this actually isn't okay

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 01:38:22 2020 No.14900859 >>14898216 Fuck, stop it man. You are going to make me feel. I haven’t thought of her in a long while. I hope she remembers me. I want her to read me that story about the boy and his two hunting dogs again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 01:43:16 2020 No.14900877 >>14900799 I know the feel. We never got to complete magic school house, Redwall, or Science of Logic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 11:36:46 2020 No.14901902 >>14897663 Yes, she read me some excerpts from Houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 12:28:55 2020 No.14902112 >>14900799 Now it's your time to read to your kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 17:23:33 2020 No.14903427 >>14897663 I wish I read in French for this Korean bitch I dated

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 17:25:01 2020 No.14903433 >>14903427 In her own words «you are too French anon...» the fuck does that even mean I just read you a small passage and she also spoke French baka

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 17:36:35 2020 No.14903485 >>14900215 You have no idea bro. https://youtu.be/dW3CRwTNfVw

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 17:48:55 2020 No.14903523 >>14903433 Use the correct quotation marks while using english, esl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 17:51:38 2020 No.14903531 File: 80 KB, 1024x540, 886E7496-EA82-4AF4-854A-0218EB02D628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14903523 >prescriptive grammar neck urslef buddy

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 18:02:21 2020 No.14903578 >>14903523 Oh my god who cares I’m not even ESL I just don’t give a shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 18:06:56 2020 No.14903604 >>14902112 hahahahhHAAHAHAHAHA People having kids HERE LMAO

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 18:12:25 2020 No.14903623 >>14903604 >implying i don't have 17 kids with a mail order bride

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