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I turned 21 and want to get into alcohol. What are the most /lit/ alcoholic drinks?

>> No.14883929

>>14883920
wine and brandy.

>> No.14883933

>>14883929
also read a brief history of drunkenness, its a great book.

>> No.14883935

>>14883920
there is no greater beer than Dos Equis

there is no greater bourbon than Angel's Envy

no matter what you do in life you are always a fucking faggot

>> No.14883941
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14883941

but why? it costs money, tastes like shit, deludes you and makes you feel shit the day after

>> No.14883944

>>14883920
Brew your own cider

>> No.14883949

Absinthe

>> No.14883958

>>14883941
>tastes like shit, deludes you and makes you feel shit the day after
[citation needed]

>> No.14883963

>>14883944
thats reddit as fuck. /lit/ would be bathtub gin that makes you go blind

>> No.14883975

>>14883920
£/% is the only lit way to drink

>> No.14883980

>>14883975
huh?

>> No.14883991

why dont you just go read a book

>> No.14883994

>>14883920
Single malt scotch, neat. Start with Glenmorangie 10.

>> No.14883997

>>14883920
just drink cheap beers like the rest of us

>> No.14884000

>>14883963
/lit/ would be diethyl ether.

>> No.14884005

>>14883963
It's also cheap af and using champagne yeast you can get it up to 17% ABV.

>> No.14884007

>>14883929
love brandy

>> No.14884008

>>14883975
190 proof grain alcohol (diluted with tap water) gives the best bang for your buck. Lowest carbs & calories, too.

>> No.14884009

>>14883920
The grossest, cheapest swill imaginable so you can hate yourself more efficiently.

>>14883958
Once you get into your 20's, you'll see what he means.

>> No.14884012

>>14883975
pretty much the only reason my arithmetic skills have stayed sharp

>> No.14884034

>>14884009
>Once you get into your 20's, you'll see what he means.
i'm 22 and i feel like shit if i don't drink alcohol.

>> No.14884046

>>14883935
Dos Equis is fucking trash dude

>> No.14884048

>>14883941
>makes you feel like shit the day after
Have you tried not bingeing? What kind of fag feels like shit the next day after drinking two beers or a cocktail or two?

>> No.14884060

>>14884046
Sol is definitely in its own unique highest tier for beer

>> No.14884068

>>14884034
I'm 25 and I feel like shit if I don't drink, and but I feel like shit when I do. There's a reason why alcoholism is described as a spiral. Be careful, man.

>> No.14884086

>>14884068
25 here as well

My abdomen below the right side if my ribcage has been hurting for a week, I've been drinking heavily since I was 15.

I am very worried.

>> No.14884098

>>14884086
Of my ribcage*

>> No.14884100

>>14884068
>>14884086
i'm of the opinion that "alcoholism" is a fucking meme. its kike bullshit

>> No.14884105

do not start drinking, it's not worth it

>> No.14884108

I don't drink because it reduces my reading comprehension

Nothing worse than trying to finish the last 50 pages of a book and knowing you're just slightly too drunk to do it properly

>> No.14884128

>>14883920
If you drink anything but beer when you're by yourself, you're a lunatic. Liquor is for parties and dates. Beer is the only good drink to have whenever. Craft beers are for fags though. Just grab a tall boy or a six pack at the corner store of something cold and gold

>> No.14884140

>>14884008
It also preserves the purity of your precious bodily fluids!

>> No.14884149

>>14883920
Russian writers are pretty good. Did they drink vodka?

>> No.14884150

>>14884100
It is not. I was objective 9/10, been also blessed with charisma and an outgoing personality. Heavy use of alcohol for the past 10 years turned me into a very sad person. I lost all my friends. I still somewhat function in society because of my looks and somewhat limiting my intake for the past year. I am very unhappy. Please drink alcohol responsibly. Better to not touch it all.

>> No.14884169

>>14884149
Tolstoy had some pretty interesting views on alcohol (and everything else even remotely fun, to be fair)

>> No.14884170

>>14884100
It's very similar in function to a type 2 diabetic that "cant" stop eating sugary food

There is a dysfunction and some people break their pancreas, others break their livers. There are many substances that produce a self-medicating effect, and some people even combine these substances. Of course in a controlled environment you can totally restrict these destructive self-medication practices but it's unlikely people can do it on their own for an extended period of time, in this world theres sinply too much cross contamination of substances that would trigger this spiral, the environment must be totally controlled, the sahara desert comes to mind as an option.

>> No.14884180

>>14884169
Why was he against it?

>> No.14884187

>>14884150
I was also once extraverted and attractive, in fact pretty much everything in my life was based. For me the alcoholism came after the psychosis though, bipolar 1.

>> No.14884192

>>14884150
thts great for you, but i'm a fucking loser who has no further to fall, all i have left is sorrow to drown, and the wine is sweet on my tongue.

>> No.14884200
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>>14883920
I Drink Therefore I Am by Roger Scruton.

Here's a taste: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoybTk6TEX4

>> No.14884201

Pernod

>> No.14884206

>>14884180
Look up "Why Do Men Stupefy Themselves?"

>> No.14884208
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>>14884128
>If you drink anything but beer when you're by yourself, you're a lunatic.

>> No.14884217

>>14884086
If I, some fuckin' stranger on the internet, cares about you, then I can assure you that your friends and family do too. Don't be afraid to talk to them.
When I'm in the shit, everything just feels pointless and irreverent, but I know it's not. That's just the booze talking: I got books to read; books to write; a life to live, and you do too. We just can't see 'em right now because we're too fucking wasted.
One day at a time.
>>14884192
Maybe we're losing right now, but the game's not over. Don't give up already you fucking faggot <3

>> No.14884230

>>14884086
I was also a teenage alcoholic. You have a long life ahead of you. Please don't throw it away.

>> No.14884240

>>14883949
Based

>> No.14884246

Wine.

>> No.14884258

>>14884128
Beer to drink with friends
Strong drinks for parties
Wine, some other liquors for the home

>> No.14884291

>>14884217
>Maybe we're losing right now, but the game's not over. Don't give up already you fucking faggot
booze and tobacco are the only things keeping me from giving up desu

>> No.14884305

>>14883929
Don't you mean port?

>> No.14884319

>>14884305
no, sir, claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy

>> No.14884345
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Why is beer so fucking good boys? I literally can't pass a day whitout drinking at least one. My doctor said is good for the heart and that it's way better than Coke for example, so whenever I feel like drinking something sweet I go for a beer instead. Still, I don't consider myself an alcoholic. I don't get drunk everynight, most like a few times a month or once a week.

>> No.14884410

>>14884208
Sorry le gentle sir would I have gotten a hecking upboat if I said whiskey instead? Faggot

>> No.14884454

>>14884345
beer is loaded with estrogen and it just plain tastes like shit to me personally and i see it as a soiboi drink. i prefer wine or whiskey.

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>>14884410
>but what about the hecking low alcorinos!!!

>> No.14884646

>>14883920
lmao look at this nerd, just drink whatever dude

>> No.14884659

>>14884086
His bones shall be filled with the vices of his youth (Job, 20:11).

>> No.14884662

>>14884100
It’s absolutely not and I have seen it completely obliterate people’s lives as bad as any drug addiction

>> No.14884688

>>14883933
By Mark Forsyth? I purchased that by accident a couple years back and have it lying around somewhere.

>> No.14884692

>>14884688
read it, its super comfy

>> No.14884708

>>14884692
Need to find it. I listened to an interview with the author on History Hit and it did indeed sound interesting.

>> No.14884815

12% malt liquor

>> No.14884831

>>14884454
>Beer is loaded with estrogen
????

>> No.14884838

>>14884831
well it makes your belly fat and the fat produces estrogen, same shit.

>> No.14884859

>>14883920
the one you can sip at the longest without sliding into vulgarity or incoherence
the idea that all writers are drunks is bullshit from 20th century American culture (guys like O. Henry, Tennessee Williams, Hunter Thompson). second generation irish fucks with decent prose skills and a lot of untreated mental problems contributed to the stereotype; if you are Irish-American and experience mood issues, see a doctor instead of romanticizing your internal struggles unto suicide

>> No.14884905

>>14884859
schizophrenic irish-american catholics are God's chosen people. fuck off with your kike psychiatry bullshit.

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Mezcal

>> No.14885000

>>14884838
It only makes you fat if you are a lazy fucking American who sits around and drinks and never does any exercise

>> No.14885006

>>14885000
every single american construction worker would beg to differ. also rent free.

>> No.14885020

>>14885006
It's hard to exercise off a 24-pack a day habit.

>> No.14885040

>>14885020
only a faggot ass european would be able to feel any kind of buzz from anything less than a gallon of beer.

>> No.14885163

>>14884007
brandy love

>> No.14885233

>>14884319
port is wine that is fortified with brandy

>> No.14885274

>>14885233
you misspelled water-down brandy.

>> No.14885317 [DELETED] 

>>14883920
https://discord.gg/SCXq7KE

>> No.14885319

>>14885163
brandy love is the only kind of love I need

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14885375

Just drank a tall Disaronno Sour (then a couple of beers; Pilsner's and IPA's) while watching Murder, My Sweet and smoked a cigarillo with my pops as he loves old Noir. Not as good as the original novel but still a fun flick.

Thanks for reading my blog post

>> No.14885481

>>14883920
Bourbon

>> No.14885506

>>14884905
but i am a schizo irish-american catholic anon
my trainwreck of a life is what makes me say these things. i have no live for psychiatry or kikes but i go along to get along

>> No.14885535

>>14885319
and there goes my nofap

>> No.14885539

>>14883920
Alcohol is very romantic to me in that's appealing and been a staple of human civilization for thousands of years but I just find drunkenness disgusting

>> No.14885553

>>14885506
*no love

>> No.14885579

I'm turning 21 in a few hours. Happy birthday bro

>> No.14886116

bud light and natural light

>> No.14886118

>>14883958
My personal experience is exactly what he said. I’ve been drinking since 16

>> No.14886122

>>14883920
Please don't start drinking it's only redeemable quality is that it elimintes boredom for a while. Instead read about what Nietzsche had to say about the subject.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yKvlcKeXYw

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>>14883920
the most /lit/ way to drink is to drink cheap liquor with philosophy students from a third world country and dance the night away, which is what i did last night

>> No.14886575

>>14883920
What kind of country are you living in to have to be 21 in order to drink? Are you a Muslim or something goddamn.

>> No.14886628

>>14886575
He's from the land of the "free"

>> No.14886636

>>14884034
>i feel like shit if i don't drink alcohol.
That's what's known as "alcoholism".

>> No.14886637

>Beer
>Absint
>Cognac
>Vodka

>> No.14886638

>>14883920
>Waiting til 21 to drink
Not /lit/ and never will be...

>> No.14886655

>>14883920
Scotch and soda

>> No.14886683

>>14884345
>My doctor said is good for the heart and that it's way better than Coke for example
Wtf. Your doc seems to be getting commission from some beer company or some shit. That's a terrible advice. You can always dilute a soft drink (except coke) with water, dummy.

>> No.14886823

>>14883920
the only /lit/ drug is speed. as a person who's tried a lot of different drugs, alcohol is on the bottom tier of drugs (alongside dxm, xanax, lean). top tier is all psychedelics

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>>14884200
this video makes my own mediocrity all too apparent.
i'm going to kms myself.

>> No.14886880

imagine waiting until 21 to get shitfaced

>> No.14886919

barolo, barbaresco, anjou blanc, saumur rouge, chateau chalon, oloroso, mosel spatlese, jurancon mouelleux, coteaux du champenois, skin contact alsatian pinot gris, trockenbeerenauslese, taurasi, and of course, white burgundy

>> No.14886920
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The philosopher's beverage of choice

>> No.14887103

>>14883920
Well yang drank tea + brandy mostly

>> No.14887114

>>14883920
Craft beer outside of IPAs. Go for sours, porters/stouts, rouchbier, ambers, schwartzbier, pilsners, browns, and old ales, just don't be some soiboy faggot drinking IPAs

>> No.14887124

>>14883920
>I want to get into alcohol
Has a more American line ever been uttered? Only pseuds romanticise alcohol without knowing what it's about.

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for me, it's this

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Madeira.

>> No.14887265

>>14886877
Don't do it anon, it would make me sad. Make yourself more knowledgeable and cultured then.

I have more video if you like?

>> No.14887278

>>14884128
I had a (one) scotch last night while reading Blood Meridian. Get in my level onions boy

>> No.14887300

>>14883920
My personal preferences in order are:
Scotch/Whiskey
Dry Wine
Tequila
Gin
Rum

Beer only if I want to drink and it’s really hot or I’ve been laboring outdoors.

>> No.14887390

>>14884149
Well they were Russian so it's a safe bet they did.

>> No.14887408

>>14885319
>>14885535
>it's a plastic hag
ew

>> No.14887412

>>14886655
don't forget to show your gray hair if they give you shit

>> No.14887429

>>14886116
>not natural ice
ngmi

>> No.14887760

>>14887124
What is it "about?" It's just alcohol

>>14887114
Sours are trendy now like IPAs were 5 years ago

>>14884454
>>14884831
Phytoestrogen. It's similar, but people who say beer contains estrogen are either ill-informed or arguing from bad faith cuz
>muh obsessive masculinity

>> No.14887778

>>14883920
Wine, whiskey, absinthe

>> No.14888628

>>14886920
came here to post this
Thank you

>> No.14888677

>>14883920
gin and pineapple

>> No.14888825

>>14887760
>Sours are trendy now like IPAs were 5 years ago
Somewhat true, but IPAs still dominate taplists. At least sours can have a wide variety of flavors. IPAs are too loaded with hops to have any sort of variety outside of meme beers like milkshake IPAs

>> No.14888856

Everclear