/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.14869878]

18 y/o senior here and I need to pay for college. I'm thinking I want to be a creative writing major but I need to make at least $6,000 in scholarships from private groups to cover my costs. Any suggestions? I thought about doing the ayn rand essay contest even though I feel like shes kind of a slimy mega-captialist

[Anonymous No.14869886]

>>14869878
Shit I could get $10,000 if I became "gay" and wrote an essay about it but that seems very disingenuous

[Anonymous No.14869928]

>>14869878
Just suck 40 dicks at $150 a pop.
You're 18 so your blowies are at a lifetime high in 'legal' value so you can almost certainly charge more, but honestly what's 40 cocks a semester for a good education?

[Anonymous No.14869961]

>>14869928
I'm not gonna do that,I'm a dude and there's nobody alive whod pay $150 for a blowjob anyways. not to mention that I'm not gay

[Anonymous No.14869977]

I really wish I was a black woman right now. I could be eligible for so much assistance. Unfortunately I'm just a white male.

[Anonymous No.14869985]

Take the money and use it to buy a wool pinstripe suit, loafers, a flask and two packs of cigarettes a day. The books will write themselves.

[Anonymous No.14870030]

>>14869878
>creative writing major
no

[Anonymous No.14870047]

>>14869961
$150 is a cheap blow job from a cute boy, and what does being gay have to do with it? Sucking dick isn't gay, liking dick is gay. Listen op if you suck the dicks you will have the money guaranteed, begging for any kind of scholarship or whatever is gonna be up in the air for you as well
as requiring the same amount of debasement at a lower intensity over a long fucking interval. Just be a man about it and take your licks upfront.

[Anonymous No.14870061]

>>14869961
You're an idiot. It'd be worth it even if you discounted at $100.

[Anonymous No.14870142]

Fucking soulless bitch cunt.