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https://docs.google.com/document/d/18UcL1gE6ERaizlTPjbETDAPS7cvpeU6eUPqPweAevvw/edit?hl=en&authk
ey=CN-B_t0P

Get the fuck in here, editing free for all!

>> No.1486501
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We now have a name for our literary masterpiece!

>> No.1486523
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>This idea

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>> No.1486532
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that document is a war zone

>> No.1486535
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This is going well.

>> No.1486542

>access denied

fucking fascists

>> No.1486543
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>> No.1486553

>>1486542
No, should be open to all

>> No.1486557

>>1486553
requested access, refreshed, im in

>> No.1486558
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Now we're getting somewhere!

>> No.1486570

"CHAPTER I
THE ONE IN WHICH THE FAGGOTY ONE MAKES HIS FIRST APPEARANCE

A gay OP appears. He prayed to the sun god, Nostradumbus, to deliver his daily sauce and bring him from evil and not lead him into temptation. His mom answered with a swift b&. He is an vengeful god.

CHAPTER II
THE PART IN WHICH THE FAGGOTY ONE SUCKS A ROW OF DICKS

He is cancer.

Within the behemoth vagina of the Pimple Queen was a foetus who would grow to be king. His name was Ayn Rand. He told his people, “VIDEO GAMES SHALT NEVER BE ART, FUCKING LOOTERS!” He called his mother into his bedroom and demanded her clothing removed. She slowly removed her sweater, revealing her striped bra. She did such and it was good. The odour from beneath her legs made him all fuzzy inside and the erection was throbbing inside his lace panties. She took off her mask to reveal the horrendous truth, she was Dracula.

The boy pulled his sword from his panties, “HAVE AT YOU!” He exclaimed as he bounced forward."

>> No.1486584

some asshole keep deleting it

>> No.1486585

This was fun for a while. Be sure to post the end product.

>> No.1486589

>>1486584
<3

>> No.1486602

>>1486585
no end is possible with >>1486589

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>500 internal server error

>> No.1486611

There is either an archiving of this shit or a 404 of it. Either way, not a single fuck will be given today. Now carry on my fellow /lit/izens and apparent /v/irgin.

Also, if this were to become something remotely readable, /ic/ comes to mind.

>> No.1486613

Open again, assuming faggots don't delete everything again.

>> No.1486650
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Getting there.

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a hope?

A chance.

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This is delicious.

>> No.1486711

>mfw /lit/ doesn't like ferrets

>> No.1486718

God damn it, /lit/.

There's a difference between "trolling skilfully" and "acting like a child and wrecking everyone else's shit".

The people who are fucking this up at the minute are like grown men who get a thrill from stomping on childrens' sandcastles.

>> No.1486722

>write a paragraph
>it gets deleted and replaced with a trollface
>replace "faggot" with "ferret" in the title
>banned

>> No.1486729

>>1486718
>grown men

You know that the average age of this board is around 17, right?

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/lit/ is so higbrow sometimes it astounds me. I can imagine Frasier Crane browsing this board, and being impressed at our level of erudition.

>> No.1486744

This is going quite well

>> No.1486747

>>1486729
>implying it wasn't a metaphor

>> No.1486752
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You know, this is unexpectedly quite fun.

>> No.1486755

>>1486747
>implying it wasn't a simile
>implying the simile was apt

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Everybody, get the fuck in here!

>> No.1486770

This is pretty lulzy.

>> No.1486771

Best Goddamn Thread on /lit/

>> No.1486783

We should totally write wikipedia articles.

>> No.1486813

http://pastebin.com/RYF6dyxd

The epic pastebin of what we have so far.

Join us for the whole awesome story!

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This is fucking awesome.

>> No.1486830

i'm confuse

we're crashing someone's random manuscript, or we're just writing this thing from scratch? the former is lulzy, the later is just a wank-fest.

but it has its moments, i guess

>> No.1486839

>>1486830
some are trying continuity (chpter 3-3.75)

the rest is a wankfest

>> No.1486848

>my invisible face when entire thread is the penis was 2.0

>> No.1486853

>>1486830
This monstrosity was born of nothing but pure chaos and anarchy.

>> No.1486870

anyone want to attempt an analysis?

>> No.1486886

>>1486848
This, my friend, is The Penis Was III: Version 4.5 Release Candidate 2.

Well, actually it's The Mournful Cry of My Butt
After A Good Pounding in the Morning: the Posthumous Thoughts of the Lone Proletariat;
Also known under the following title in European regions:
>implying: the novel.

>> No.1486916
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This is the footer, containing important notes in regards to the plot.

>> No.1486922

>>1486870
anyone want to attempt to READ this?

>> No.1486961

If I released this as a PDF, would you guys read it?

>> No.1486964

Nope.

>> No.1486976

wow...i don't know who's writing most of that story, but it's terrible.

/b/ level humor and just plain not funny.

>> No.1486978

>>1486961

.epub pl0x

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>>1486976

Humorless fagwad detected.

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dicks.

>> No.1487003

>>1486986

No - I guess it's because I'm over the age of 15 that I no longer find attempted shock humor funny. Sorry to bash your story man.

>> No.1487017

>>1487003

No u!

>> No.1487021

I've gotta go to sleep now, hell, I was supposed to be asleep 2 hours ago, but I expect this thread to be here when I wake, damn it.

>> No.1487024

to whoever thinks inserting random adverbs makes the story sound better: you're a fucking amateur.

>> No.1487033

>>1487024
>>1487003
If it sucks so much why don't YOU write the story?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/18UcL1gE6ERaizlTPjbETDAPS7cvpeU6eUPqPweAevvw/edit?hl=en_GB&au
thkey=CN-B_t0P

>> No.1487047

Au revoir, ma cherie!

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>>1487033
I did, then some faggots cocked it up by adding a bunch of random adverbs. Now it sounds like garbage.

>Then my dad walked in, ”Son,” semaphored him tenderly, “I am impress.” And a snotty grin came across his face.
>Then my dad walked in, ”Son,” said he, “I am impress.” And a grin came across his face.
>And with a wretched smile said,
>And with a smile said,

This is basic writing 101. Only idiot amateurs who just started writing Harry Potter fanfiction think inserting as many adverbs as possible make the story sound better. All it really does is clutter the imagery and hinder the flow.

>> No.1487050

>>1487047
I will miss you, dear anon. :( Perhaps we shall meet again!

>> No.1487056 [DELETED] 

>>1487053
No, you may not suck the life out of me. D:

>> No.1487062

>>1486976
Seconded. This only appeals to retarded adolescents who enjoy Beavis and Butthead.

>> No.1487086

>>1487062

That show is AMAZING!

>> No.1487090
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Did you see what people are saying about it?

>> No.1487110

geniusn

>> No.1487166

Well, I'm off. If anyone wants to make an EPUB or archive this thread, go for it.

>> No.1487304

To ASSWHORE#1

you should have told me about your panties. You made me go soft four times.

Bitch.

>> No.1487338

>>1487304
<3 :)
I LOVE YOU ALFONSO!

>> No.1487343

>>1487338

I'm exhausted. It took a lot longer than it should have but I finally did it. Fuck, I just came EVERYWHERE. I'm sweating so hard right now. Whew.

Love you too, sugartits.

>> No.1487349

>>1487343
HAH.
Good god... I didn't need to know that. Go back to the doc, let's continue our conversation?

>> No.1487361

Just finished Chapter XXIX.

It's a pretty bad cluster fuck in there, though.

>> No.1487368

>>1487361
Is now deleted. Oh no.

>> No.1487374

This is why we can't have nice things.

Cunts like >>1487368 ruin them.

>> No.1487387

>>1487374
I didn't delete it, I was trying to respond and POOF.

>> No.1487389
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>This document.

>> No.1487420

It's not gone. Someone has a copy. Plus there's the revision history...

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OP, I applaud you for this fine idea.
/Lit/ on the otherhand, must have had some form of asshole relapse.

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Come help us write our masterpiece