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Post writers with tiny dicks.

>> No.14821577

the author of my diary desu

>> No.14821642

Hemingway measured his penis and said that it was very fine

>> No.14821649

>>14821642
he said if I recall correctly that it was the same size as the ones attached to Greek statues exhibited in the Louvre which means WAY too small by today's standards

>> No.14821680

>>14821649
Small penises were seen as a symbol of wisdom in those days.

>> No.14821681

>>14821649
But think about it my guy, some of those greek statues are really big, so maybe he has a disproportionately big package.

>> No.14821686

A big dick doesn't make you write any better.

>> No.14821697

>>14821560
Anon, I'm not uploading a picture of myself.

>> No.14821709

>>14821681
which ones? I'm pretty much the same size as these statues and I'm a dicklet by all conceivable standards
>>14821680
what do you mean by "these days"? Roaring Twenties when Fitzgerald lived and wrote or ancient Greece when these statues were erected?

>> No.14821735

>>14821709
Statues were erected

>> No.14822021

>>14821680
This is why niggers have big bepis.

>> No.14822101

That a thread like this could even be made shoes that we live in a hopelessly feminized society. Instead of keeping their promises to free us from objectification, they only encouraged women to do it in increasingly ways.

>> No.14822109

>>14822101
Having a tiny dick is not a bad thing, it's just a condition.

>> No.14822156

>>14822109
How is it not a bad thing? It's mentally crippling

>> No.14822162

>>14821560
>tfw Hemmingway will never look at your penis for you

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14822167

>penis looks like Greek statues
>but they’re unerect and so am I
So am I a dicklet or not?

>> No.14822260

>>14822167
It's probably below average.

>> No.14822272

>>14822260
I’m sure I can make it work, I mean all I have to do is find a girl shorter than me right?

>> No.14822276

>>14822167
Numbers, I need numbers, bro

>> No.14822279

>>14822276
5x5 in length and girth
>inb4 a fucking box

>> No.14822282

>>14821577
BASED

>> No.14822283

>>14822272
Yes but even if you don't find a girl like that, you can make it work.

>> No.14822291

>>14822279
Yeah it's completely fine.

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>>14822283
>>14822291
Thank you

>> No.14822309

>>14822279
I'm 6x5.5 and I think having a low length to girth ratio makes it look smaller since it looks stubbier.

>> No.14822320

>>14822309
dude, mine's thin as a pencil.. doesn't really look long and neither it is.
Be happy with what you have

>> No.14822386

>>14822109
I wouldn't know personally, since I am above the average. The obsession with penis size thrust upon all members of our society seems to be an outgrowth of cruelty derived from the service economy's takeover of all culture. Now we can never think of Fitzgerald the writer because women will always make sure to remind of his small endowment before we even crack open a page.

>> No.14822391

>>14822320
I guess there really is no winning to this penis thing, huh?

>> No.14822397

>>14822101
gonna cry?

>> No.14822408

>>14822386
It was men that turned into such a huge deal with their jokes.

>> No.14822421

>>14822408
In a patriarchal society it ends as jokes. I one where women have any serious influence, men become secondary to the size of their member.