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Anonymous Thu Feb 27 20:57:54 2020 No.14800560 [Reply] [Original]

>750 word essay due tomorrow
haven't even opened google docs

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:03:29 2020 No.14800603 >>14800560 >950 first chapter due tomorrow haven't even attended class

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:08:42 2020 No.14800635 File: 533 KB, 764x877, 1576787202064.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >5 page report due tomorrow finished it weeks ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:09:51 2020 No.14800641 File: 8 KB, 229x250, c2d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14800635 >finished it weeks ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:10:11 2020 No.14800643 >>14800560 I once wrote a 5500 words paper in exactly one day before the deadline. It was torture, but I got an A.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:11:17 2020 No.14800649 >>14800635 did he skip library and leg day?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:11:35 2020 No.14800651 >>14800643 Jesus man. How did you even manage?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:11:52 2020 No.14800654 File: 122 KB, 800x778, 1571182816429.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14800641 you bitches have fun turning in a half-assed piece of shit, while I spend time trying to wow my professor with my perfectly crafted report

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:12:21 2020 No.14800659 >>14800560 it take me 1 hr to write 100 words. i iz retar?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:12:28 2020 No.14800660 >>14800651 Cups after cups of coffee. It probably was the hardest day in my life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:14:02 2020 No.14800670 >>14800643 Yeah, I heard general studies English was easy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:15:20 2020 No.14800676 >>14800660 Did you make the coffee or did you buy it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:16:23 2020 No.14800680 >>14800654 >perfectly crafted >still has typos in his final draft You're deluding yourself if you think your professor is wowed by some sperg's chicken scratch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:19:35 2020 No.14800695 >>14800676 I made instant coffee lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:21:36 2020 No.14800711 >>14800560 >750 word holy shit I wrote longer papers in high school I mean jesus I wrote the five paragraph essay (roughly 500 words) in eighth grade. I wrote over 1000 words of fiction tonight just for funsies. Fuck OP, faggot as always.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:25:45 2020 No.14800726 >>14800711 cringe newfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:27:44 2020 No.14800737 >150-word informal reflection due in a week >haven't even opened Word Honestly, I might just drop the class.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:28:51 2020 No.14800740 >>14800560 it's really not that difficult to write a 750 word essay

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:31:08 2020 No.14800749 >>14800726 >frogposting >wojakposting >a 'good' thread died for this Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. Deliberate b8 is still b8. Let's argue about who's been posting on 4chan longer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:31:50 2020 No.14800756 >>14800560 bro i literally wrote every paper during undergrad (up to 2500 words) the night before i'm a genius so i also managed to get A+ on lots of them, but you can at least pull off a B if you write decently

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:35:20 2020 No.14800772 >>14800756 I once pooped in art class I got an A in that art class Undergrad stuff is easy A's so you waste more money on a useless masters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:47:55 2020 No.14800836 >>14800749 >good thread so a guenon (pbuh) thread died for some lulz, oh nooo

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 21:55:01 2020 No.14800886 >>14800836 >what are scare quotes but yes sage goes in all fields except for the name field that stays blank

Anonymous Thu Feb 27 22:33:05 2020 No.14801046
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>>14800560
>be me in uni last year
>4th year class on pol sci
>have to give presentation on swedish government and politics in 1 hour
>"wtf does sweden have? Maybe a king or something?"
>frantic googling
>half an hour of spouting nonsense and dodging every question to the nth degree
>mfw when A+
Fuck uni was a waste of time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 27 22:34:54 2020 No.14801061 >>14800772 >art class >undergrad

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 28 00:06:23 2020 No.14801443 File: 79 KB, 600x486, 1582081159184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >have an essay to do right this very instant for my strict college prof >on /lit/ I'd giggle if I wasn't so addicted. Why can't I leave?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 28 00:29:46 2020 No.14801539 File: 90 KB, 500x574, 1569229961970.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14800659 Just underpracticed. You'll get better. I believe in you, anon.

Anonymous Fri Feb 28 01:06:39 2020 No.14801669

>>14800560
>google docs
Never gonna make it. The lag time makes your brain sputter and go out. You need MS word and a PS/2 keyboard for instant input. USB keyboard + google doc = millisecond late which makes the brain stall and writing very hard, like one word at a time hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 28 01:08:15 2020 No.14801677 >>14801669 The key is not looking and the screen when writing. I usually look at an object to retain my focus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 28 01:08:45 2020 No.14801679 >>14801539 thanks, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 28 01:09:16 2020 No.14801682 >>14801677 Being subconsciously aware of the lag is enough to mess you up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 28 01:09:23 2020 No.14801683 I hated school because they made be source arguments I came up with myself. It ended up being a game of mostly plagiarism, or looking for something that you can pass off as vaguely supporting your bias.

Anonymous Fri Feb 28 01:09:30 2020 No.14801684

>>14800643
>I once wrote a 5500 words paper in exactly one day before the deadline. It was torture, but I got an A.
It was probably terrible then, congrats on the A though. It's taken me over a month to write 6000 words of my short story/novella I've been working on. I wrote 10,000 words of my previous one in like a week, but deleted it because it was worthless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 28 01:09:50 2020 No.14801687 >>14800560 holy fuckin based

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 28 01:10:20 2020 No.14801689 >>14800560 based unto judgement day

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 28 01:10:33 2020 No.14801691 >>14801682 I hadn't even noticed the lag (and still don't).

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 28 01:12:16 2020 No.14801699 >>14801684 Let's just say it wasn't my peak performance but thankfully it was good enough. Creative writing is probably harder though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 28 01:12:17 2020 No.14801700 >>14801691 That's because you are an NPC with slow processing speeds. The lag in google docs even on a fiber connection is noticable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 28 01:13:34 2020 No.14801704 >>14801700 Not if you never look, my dear suprabrained uberhuman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 28 01:18:31 2020 No.14801724 >>14801669 worse yet, a modern multi-tasking OS introduces further lag in processing input chad straight-up uses QBasic running on DOS 6.22 (before it got cucked by Win95)

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 28 01:21:20 2020 No.14801737 File: 112 KB, 1122x900, 1578601026831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14801046 baste, had similar experience

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 28 01:22:07 2020 No.14801745 >>14801724 Yep. I'm thinking based.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 28 01:23:07 2020 No.14801750 >>14801704 See >>14801682

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 28 03:10:41 2020 No.14802080 File: 71 KB, 941x1080, 1f6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >don't write essay at all >still pass the class

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