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Anonymous Mon Feb 17 02:21:18 2020 No.14739943 [Reply] [Original]

>Prove me that you're not a pseud or I shoot you!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 02:23:12 2020 No.14739947 I'm still learning German. I can read it well on a B2 level but can't speak shit. Help me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 02:23:53 2020 No.14739950 >>14739943 I-I actually read the person before I try to talk about them on here!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 02:26:11 2020 No.14739955 Nothing wrong with being a pseud. it's infinitely better than being a brainlet or midwit. Honestly, it's often better than being a genuine intellectual; as they have the habit of playing with ideas as a surrogate activity; becoming defacto reprobates.

Anonymous Mon Feb 17 02:26:57 2020 No.14739959

>>14739943
Shoot me.
>>14739947
When I was learning English, I could read high level stuff but couldn't even order a coffee like a normal person. What helped was improving listening skills (automatically improves your pronunciation) and starting to write, which is basically practicing forming sentences.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 02:28:54 2020 No.14739970 >>14739947 >>14739950 You two get a pass, for now. >>14739955 BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

Anonymous Mon Feb 17 02:37:02 2020 No.14739991

>>14739970
>*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

You sorry fool. I'm a midwit myself, your first murder and it wasn't even a pseud. Couldn't you tell from my prose? It's probably riddled with syntax errors; I doubt I'm even using my punctuation correctly ---like these semicolons. I don't even know how to get a real emdash (infact before looking it up just now, I didn't even know it was called an emdash)

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 02:37:45 2020 No.14739994 File: 16 KB, 236x246, 1506004499054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14739943 i no longer feel insecure about the books i havent read

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 03:35:23 2020 No.14740161 I am a pseud, but I've started with the Greeks and I am currently reading Plato's Dialogues. I'm also reading my way through the /lit/ starter kit (both v1 and v2)

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 03:37:46 2020 No.14740168 >>14739943 I know that I know nothing

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 03:40:22 2020 No.14740169 Um okay The square root of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 03:58:12 2020 No.14740213 >>14739943 of course I'm a fucking pseud, reading books hasn't changed that because I don't go outside and lack the needed human experience

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:12:04 2020 No.14740235 >>14739943 Just shoot me you sexy man~

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:15:47 2020 No.14740241 >>14739943 I would just start to recite Prufrock from memory

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:25:37 2020 No.14740264 File: 23 KB, 330x346, serveimage-6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am >pic related

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:36:35 2020 No.14740280 >>14739943 But I AM a pseud!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 04:53:49 2020 No.14740309 >>14740161 What’s in v2?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 05:00:24 2020 No.14740324 >>14739943 I am beyond a pseud

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 05:04:39 2020 No.14740330 >>14739943 545 > 556

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 05:06:57 2020 No.14740338 >>14739943 I don't pretend to know about philosophy to gain /lit/ points on a kike developed-jap owned forum. Fuck philosophy and long live The Chronicles of Narnia.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 06:13:16 2020 No.14740485 File: 3.35 MB, 1600x3188, NewStarterKitThankYouAnonILY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14740309

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 06:16:16 2020 No.14740490 >>14739943 I read exclusively genre fiction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 06:30:33 2020 No.14740524 >>14739943 This hatred can come only from insecure pseud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 09:12:57 2020 No.14740941 >>14739943 Any attempt at proving one is not a pseud is exactly the process by which a pseud individuates.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 09:17:56 2020 No.14740954 >>14740941 Because Life runs on adversity

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 10:51:59 2020 No.14741311 >>14740485 This is just highschool core

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 10:56:26 2020 No.14741323 File: 156 KB, 884x1200, 1560861625196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How can I be a pseud if I don't read books?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 14:03:20 2020 No.14742248 I only read fiction

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 15:21:47 2020 No.14742656 >>14739943 pretty bois with sculpted beards are LARPing homosexuals who cannot aim - i'll risk it: i only read cliff notes fuck reading entire books.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 19:16:56 2020 No.14743874 File: 144 KB, 655x811, Socrates.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14739943 You will shoot me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 19:20:37 2020 No.14743893 >>14739943 Different human populations have genetic differences affecting both average and potential intelligence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 17 21:56:20 2020 No.14744521 >>14741311 Its for people (like me) that didn't do the assigned reading in high school.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 18 02:39:01 2020 No.14745843 >>14740941 Based Shit thread OP

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