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it came
one story is printed twice lol
Good job, dig dug

>> No.14732995

>>14732969
Lies

>> No.14733007

uh hello department of misinformation this is anon calling about that opening you listed on your website

>> No.14733022

>>14732969
i wonder how many copies he sold

>> No.14733047

>>14732995
>>14733007
it’s true, all of it

>> No.14733053

It's a meta commentary on the deceptive duplicitousness of the literary periodical

>> No.14733201

>wasn't accepted into the spring edition...

>> No.14733423

>>14732969
Name the story that's printed twice, and the pages on which it appears, and I'll give you a prize.

>> No.14733481

>>14733423
There's the same poem printed on pages thirteen-fourteen and thirty one. Maybe it's intentional?

>> No.14733642
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14733642

>>14733481
Not in my copy.

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14733963

>>14733201
>tfw still waiting to hear back if you're accepted into the spring edition

>> No.14734115

>>14733642
Hmm wonder why my copy is different

>> No.14734155

>>14732969
make it available to purchase from australia you bloody dingo

>> No.14734159

>>14733642
>>14734115
Mine too

>> No.14734196

>>14733963

Yea wtf kmd

>> No.14734810

>>14734155
You're supposed to email him so he can ship it to you

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14735016

>>14732969
What's the schedule on these things? When should I submit for the next edition?

>> No.14735164

Is there any update on a second printing for the first issue?

>> No.14735212

>>14734115
>>14734159
samefag

>>14734196
We have 83 submissions to review, evaluate, and choose from. It's going to take some time. We appreciate your patience.

>>14735016
Summer edition open now: submit until end of April I believe.

>>14735164
Yes, order is placed. Expecting a reply on timeline from the printers tomorrow.

Also, everyone: http://litquarterly.ca for info!

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14735219

>>14735212
>Summer edition open now: submit until end of April I believe.
Better start coming up with an idea then. I'm going to do it.

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14735261

>>14733963
>when you sent in older work and imagined it was trash but read it again and it was actually kino

>> No.14735351

>>14735212
>http://litquarterly.ca
>PDF for winter edition is out
nice

>> No.14735413

>>14735212
Fine job on the website! Shall we still be able to request printed copies in the future or do you mean to go paperless.

>> No.14736756

>>14735212
>.ca
dominance asserted

>> No.14736766

>>14732969
Everyone who posted his or her story in that journal is retarded. There are much more reputable journals.

>> No.14736804

>>14736766
>implying im a reputable person

>> No.14736814

>>14732969
Well I know what to read on the metro next time!

>> No.14736840

>>14736766
oh no our opuses have gone to waste!!

>> No.14736851

>>14736766
>implying I'm not only submitting already published works

>> No.14736930

>>14736851
those don't get accepted

>> No.14736940

Also, posting your real name on something associated with 4chan is a bad idea. I honestly have no idea how you people even survive during these economically tough times.

>> No.14736942

>>14736766
kill yourself faggot, I'm gonna submit multiple stories and poems for the Summer 2020 issue out of spite towards you
dumb fucking cunt, you miss the whole point

>> No.14736945

>>14735212

Just read bro its just letters and sentences n shit its not that hard

>> No.14736948

can I submit under a pseudonym?
how does this process all work?
I enjoy writing poetry and short stories but I've never sent in one before

>> No.14736954

>>14736942
>out of spite towards you dumb fucking cunt
I mean, I don't really give a fuck. You have a lot of energy for something so stupid. Come back to me when you actually make real money or connections.

>> No.14736963

>>14736954
woah man, so epic for flexing about your cash and fim-famalans on the 4chizzle my nizzle
bet you're a really Alpha Dood with a 6 figure job, so popular at work too
epic bro epic, I totally believe that you are a respectable person I should care about the opinions of

>> No.14736980

To those anons dedicated enough to put pen to paper or finger to keyboard and contribute to the Quarterly, I say more power to you. Ignore those vexers like he: >>14736766. Nurture and hone your skill or display what present talent you have by submitting. I will read it, anon. I will review it.

>> No.14736981

>>14736930
that's why I cycle translate it in google at least 4 times

>> No.14736985

>>14736963
Nope, I am close to poor. I just don't see the value in creating a literary journal which will never be considered reputable. When querying future agents, it will look bad on you unless you used a pseudonym, given the associations 4chan has. I'm just being realistic here.

>> No.14736986

>>14736948
>can I submit under a pseudonym?
Did you look at the cover? The essay was written by "BEAST".

>> No.14736991

>>14736980
You could have at least named it something other than /lit/. You know, you're not really helping anyone by connecting your journal to 4chan. I'm just being realistic here. Putting your real name on that journal will come back and haunt you.

>> No.14736995

>>14736985
Do you even like literature or do you just care about becoming reputable. You're taking this too seriously anyway, it's just a project for anons to practice their writing and put something together.

>> No.14737019

>>14736766
>>14736940
>>14736985
>NOOOO STOP DOING THINGS FOR THE SAKE OF DOING THEM AND START BEING A VANITY-FUELED FAGGOT LIKE ME
>DON'T HAVE FUN AND PARTAKE IN A COMMUNAL PROJECT OF THE BOARD, BE AN UNHAPPY SACK OF SHIT OBSESSED WITH CHASING AN IMAGO YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LIVE UP TO

>> No.14737021

>>14736991
It has no association with 4chan, it's not /lit/ it's Lit, and it isn't the only journal to use that. I've already won an emmy with this thing on my CV anyway so you're obviously wrong.

>> No.14737035

>>14736991
I am not the editor. I am a contributor. As another anon pointed out, it is not officially connected with /lit/. Moreover, people do submit anonymously.

>> No.14737039

>>14737021
What does the back of the book say? Does it mention 4chan anywhere?

>> No.14737045

>>14737039
I'm not going to fill in the blanks for your dumb ass because you started talking about shit that you had no actual idea about.
If you were right here right now in front of me I'd beat your ass with the Grammy I won

>> No.14737057

>>14737039
take a look at the PDF you lazy fuck
the only mentions of anything 4chan related are if writers included some reference in a story that got in, the front and back don't say anything about it

>> No.14737067

>>14737057
>story
meant to change this to writing piece in general, since it could be referenced in poem or essay as well

>> No.14737085

>>14737057
Well, most agents are stupid, so they're not going to look more into it. I guess Lit Quarterly isn't that bad. Granted, I am still hesitant to send any of my own short stories because I have a history of bad luck. I do not think most of your fanbase is intelligent either.

>> No.14737099

>>14737085
k keep me posted

>> No.14737103

>>14737085
I don't run it, I just have the time to take a look at the PDFs on the website and see that it doesn't say anything on front or back about it
I can understand the worry about sending stuff in, which is why I do under a pseudonym and don't plan on developing anything from it into a serious novel but just use it for fun, practice, and to help create something together with other people on the board

>> No.14737125

>>14737103
I find it strange that no one here has any connections to reputable literary agents. I've begged a lot for referrals to agents in the past, but no one ever had any to offer. I guess most people have difficulties in making connections the way I do. What's funny is even a growing social media presence hasn't helped me in landing an agent during the querying process.

>> No.14737136

>>14737125
holy fuck nobody cares, stop posting

>> No.14737146

>>14737125
can't speak for others, but as of right now writing is just one of my hobbies outside of work so I've never put in the time to try and contact a real agent, nor do I have a long enough piece (or collection of pieces) for it to be worth it yet

>> No.14737147

>>14737136
Why does it matter if people care or not when you're not going to make valuable connections or money either way? It's not my problem people don't care.

>> No.14737154

>>14737146
Even if you had a well-written piece, landing an agent is very difficult without connections or social media presence. Also, Jews do dominate the industry, and they cause a lot of problems.

>> No.14737163

>>14737147
You don't care, but know that you have presented yourself like a complete tool and it's a good thing this is an anonymous message board because my fucking Oscar would be flying through your screensaver into your teeth if it weren't.

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14737174

its fucking shit

>> No.14737175

>>14737163
It's not fair to judge a person's vision or artistic capabilities without actually looking into his or her works. Therefore, you're just bullshitting when you call me a "tool".
I was just being realistic, that's all.

>> No.14737196

>>14737175
Your realism was based on nothing real, so I wouldn't lop Realistic on top of Tool when describing your behavior and posturing in this thread.

>> No.14737205

>>14737196
My assumption was proven false, which I admitted to. Big deal. I still have some degree of reluctance due to paranoia.

>> No.14737219

>>14737205
That's fine, not trying to bully you into submitting.

>> No.14737238

Kek, these winy little bitches fishing for people to beg them to submit are NOT, I reiterate NOT going to make it.
Your writing probably sucks fucking ass anyway if you're this anal retentive.

>> No.14737273

>>14737238
I've already had one short story published in a reputable literary journal.

>> No.14737278

>>14737273
Go publish there then.

>> No.14737279

>>14737154
good thing I'm 1/4th ashkenazi then

>> No.14737294

>>14737278
My literary focus has changed since then.

>> No.14737299

>>14737294
sounds like a cope

>> No.14737309

>>14737299
I don't see how that follows.

>> No.14737472

>>14735413
Still have about 70 hard copies left, so we'll go until they run out. Printing 52 copies of the first edition and that will be that as well.
>>14736948
Of course. At least half the contributors used a pseudonym.
>>14736985
>>14736991
I'm not speaking for any of the contributors, but I think it's a good thing to NOT be intimidated by the bland, uncontroversial mob. Don't let some distorted conception of reputation, financial concerns, or public expectations dominated your interaction with such a modest project. Otherwise, there's no reason to ever do anything.

>> No.14737522

>>14737085
What an insufferable faggot

>> No.14737617

>>14736986
look it's not my fault my parents named me what they did jesus christ the antagonism

>> No.14737711

My favorite of this edition: Summons from The Edge of The World
Runner up: I Love Homework Now

>> No.14737995

>>14736985

>What is the value of creating something if it doesn't go on your resume

Kill yourself.

>> No.14738002

Y'all make me proud to have participated in the first one. Keep up the good work y'all.

>> No.14738046

>>14737711
Power rankings when?

>> No.14738142

>>14738046
#1. Your submission <3

>> No.14739294

>>14737174
Go fuck yourself aussie, sorry it's not printed with upside-down text

>> No.14740451

>>14739294
lol

>> No.14741086

litquarterly.ca is up

>> No.14741112

>>14741086
OMG THE ACCEPTED TITLES OF THE NEXT ISSUE ARE OUT

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14741124

>>14741112
>tfw didn't get accepted

>> No.14741143

>>14741124
All you had to do was follow the damn train, anon

>> No.14741293

how do I submit and are the deadlines to submit posted on the website?

>> No.14741310

>>14741086

Lokks gud

>>14741112
Lior

>> No.14741342

>>14741293
No hard deadline yet, but get your stuff ready for late April.
>>14741124
Haven't decided which works are accepted yet.

>> No.14741377

>>14741342
haha i was just shitposting friend

>> No.14741413

My issue had pages sticking together, just like somebody had ejaculated on them.
I contacted the seller a week ago and he did not reply yet. Great

>> No.14741431

>>14741342
Sounds good, and just email it to the one on the site right?

>> No.14741490

>>14741413

Sorry bud, ...

>> No.14741526

>>14741413
i paid extra for a coomed edition, maybe our orders got mixed up somehow?

>> No.14741659

Controlled Faith: had a melancholy atmosphere of the midwest. Besides that, it wasn't entertaining. The gay pastor was terrible and his alter boy obsessive fuck toy had a unbelievable turn. 6/10.

The Internet is Serious Business: Although accurate, it held pretentions that made the author come across as if he was any better than the people he critiqued--a sense a superiority that most anons have built within them (the opposite of other social media where you are required to project your merits). Perhaps that is what makes it a good essay. It has an unequivocal /pol/ tone. I can agree with the thesis. This anon would hate me. I am a racist after all. Fuck him though. He is probably a faggot irl. 8/10.

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>>14741659
Why isn't it called The /lit/ Quarterly?

>> No.14741926

What could I publish in this magazine? I have a good idea for a story but it might be too spicy.

>> No.14741931

>>14741915
The anon wants to distance this from 4chan when it gains enough steam as anyone might when they want to gain notoriety and money. If that isn't it, perhaps it is purely aesthetic.

>> No.14741945

>>14735212
Thanks for the PDFs.

>> No.14741946

>>14741659
I don’t hate you and the tone of the essay became more stilted toward the, dareisayit, establishment amerilib direction as edits passed, however I hold a similar disposition toward most all ideology: deep skepticism. This was intended to be more an analysis on the progression of language and the communication/assembly of ideology through (seemingky) innocuous bricks/shards. That being said, I don’t suck literal dicks, and fuck you shitbag. Thanks for reading. I’ll try even harder in the future.

>> No.14742016

>>14741946
Hey, I gave you an 8. Let's not pretend that is a shit score.

>> No.14742114

>>14742016
I’m pleased enough. I can’t not respond to “fuck him, prob a faggot” though.

consider it a formality rather than a conviction.

>> No.14742182

>>14741926
They publish whatever. As long as it has literary merit

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14742239

>MFW reading /lit/ quarterly

>> No.14742815

>>14741926
Everybody can publish in the magazine, as long as you pay the fee.

>> No.14743331

>>14737309
Maybe you should get your eyes checked

>> No.14743602

>>14741431
Yeah.
>>14741926
It will not be denied if it's well-written, coherent, and engaging.
>>14742815
There is no fee.

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>>14743602
Keep it up, anon!

>> No.14744200

>>14737995
Nothing of value has ever come from 4chan. Deep down you know this. Kys.

>> No.14744312

>>14735212
>http://litquarterly.ca
I've been hype for this, thanks anon

>> No.14744958

I love this board, I’ll take a read when I get some time tomorrow.

>> No.14746120

>>14743602

Wtf kmd told me to send lewd pictures

>> No.14746793

>>14746120
KMD is a holy man.

>> No.14746991

>>14746120
WTF kmd asked me for my firstborn son

>> No.14747136

>>14746120
Do you wanna be famous or not?

>> No.14747154

>>14746120
if you're not willing to play ball, get off the field!

>> No.14747215

>>14746991
At least it wasn't for your daughter

>> No.14747238

>>14746991
KMDFM
BETTER THAN THE BEST
GIVE ME YOUR FIRSTBORN
OR YOU WILL NOT BE PUB-LESHED

>> No.14748388

KMFDM IS A DRUG AGAINST BORE

>> No.14748682

The Lit Quarterlies I dropped in Galway are gone. I wonder if they were cast out or taken in by passersby?