Seeking Elite Writers

[Anonymous No.14731156]

A few months ago I started a group composed of the most talented writers on /lit/, and we are now seeking to expand. I want to curate this group such that its members, who are already great, become even greater owing to the quality intellectual and aesthetic discourse, not to mention honest and reliable critique, afforded by a closed community of the best and brightest.

Why should you join this group? What qualifies me to lead it? If you're accepted you'll surely find out more about me, but in brief: I am a published writer of some repute among circles interested in formally experimental, avant-garde literature, and, though not famous, have many connections in the publishing industry and in academia. I also offer you my services as a critic, editor, and confidant, as I call upon everyone else in the group to do the same.

If you are interested in being a part of this community, please reply with a writing sample, with a way to contact you outside of this board. If you are uncomfortable leaving your real contact details you could make a throwaway email or IM account, and if you are accepted someone will get in touch with you.

[Anonymous No.14731176]

>>14731156
>experimental, avant-garde literature
Gay

[Anonymous No.14731185]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sunflowers are yellow
The sun is too
Even though it carries the full
Spectrum of visible light
From 300 to 800
Nanometers approximately

[Anonymous No.14731465]

i want to see a sample of the writing you guys produce

[Anonymous No.14731485]

>>14731465
You have to get IN first.

[Anonymous No.14731594]

>>14731485
i just want to know you're not full of shit

[Anonymous No.14731631]

>>14731156
It's a scam
It's a sham
Pure scammers
Lewd spammers
Nude shammers
Guenon snackbar
General Akkbar
It's a trap
Don't snap
Stay with G-d
OP is a sod
his post a sin
AM I FUCKING IN?
[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.14731637]

Shits gay dude

[Anonymous No.14731642]

>>14731465
This.

[Anonymous No.14731650]

>>14731156
sounds like a gay scam
pony up some of this "elite writing" of yours or get fucked

[Anonymous No.14731676]

>>14731465
>didnt italicize "you"
Never gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.14731680]

>>14731676
full of shit confirmed

[Anonymous No.14731684]

pull any of the fiction off my site. my email's on there.

>www.larthurhunt.com

[Anonymous No.14731725]

>A few months ago I started a group composed of the most talented writers on /lit/, and we are now seeking to expand. I want to curate this group such that its members, who are already great, become even greater owing to the quality intellectual and aesthetic discourse, not to mention honest and reliable critique, afforded by a closed community of the best and brightest.

You wish to discuss literature and exchange criticism? /Lit/ is capable of this already. Splitter.

>Why should you join this group?

Why exactly?...

>What qualifies me to lead it?

Go on, tell us.

>If you're accepted you'll surely find out more about me, but in brief: I am a published writer of some repute among circles interested in formally experimental, avant-garde literature, and, though not famous, have many connections in the publishing industry and in academia. I also offer you my services as a critic, editor, and confidant, as I call upon everyone else in the group to do the same.

Accepted. Surely. Repute. Circles. Formally. Avant-gard. Though. Famous. Many. Academia. Offer. Critic. Editor. Confidant. Call upon. Group. Same.

I cringed at every beat - stopped reading after that desu.

[Anonymous No.14731737]

>>14731156
Hey that sounds cool, I'm an elite too. Here's a short sample of my writing, you'll get the pleasure of seeing the rest when I join: "tHĒ". I feel you can already sense the avant-garde, experimental nature of my writing, achieved through grammar. You can reach me by calling: +1 2O2 986 2222. They will claim it is a pizza shop (and it is), but I also run an elite group of experimental hebephilic French immigrants in the spare room. As a fellow elite, I'm sure you already know the secret word for them to swap the line to me.

[Anonymous No.14731741]

>>14731156
No. /lit/ should discuss more recent and underrated writers though. Lit Quarterly is a start.

[Anonymous No.14731783]

The mindstuff that makes man's life

What men love—what men love—beware!
Here men love

Volle Sose
Chillares Vaulo

[Anonymous No.14731841]

>>14731156
I would like to believe you but don’t. Can you post some screenshots of communications within your writing group? Perhaps a sample of things you have produced or evidence of your last meeting?

[Anonymous No.14731862]

>>14731841
screencap of las night

[Anonymous No.14732390]

>>14731156
>think I'm at least pretty good with words
>can never think of anything fiction to write about
should I just take a class so they MAKE me come up with stuff?

[Anonymous No.14732413]

>>14731862
hmm, yes, quite the collection of dapper young men you have there, the whole scene looks *sniffs air for no reason* - dare I say it... based, if you will

[Anonymous No.14732431]

>>14731156
>some boomer faggot wants to get us to sell out to the man
fuck you

[Anonymous No.14732451]

>>14731156
>though not famous, have many connections in the publishing industry and in academia
Gay, the only way to be an actually great writer is to be too bitter and eccentric of a hermit to have connections in publishing industry and academia, fill stacks of paper with your masterpieces writing from 9pm till hours past midnight, as, in your day-to-day life, you work a job unrelated to literature, and then request in your will that all your writings be burned at death.

[Anonymous No.14732538]

i must stumble over my own path. A noted fork, a whorling regression of temptation. i just center elsewhen. good fruit to you, serpentine pluckster.

[Anonymous No.14732630]

>>14731156
The nasty luminous blodgewit fell face over. Foot to the tundry turnstile. My limp kineeter, you work for the fell of dawn not the riptide rushtime. Ovolactogenesis...offal, apple, optimal attack...ooh and icthy-lactinosis too.

Call my secretary: [phone] and be quick about it, man.

*tips bowler*

[Anonymous No.14732892]

>>14731684
Tower Dogs was pretty cool. Had no idea wtf was going on in it desu but I imagined a bunch of Akira-medicine affected workers in Dickies coveralls and jackets getting assaulted by 5g radiation being ass blasted into wrinkled and pimples mutations. It gave me the sense of not showering for a few days and feeling the greases accumulate in your hair and the nasty little rising of musk out of your crotch area that you hope no one else can smell. I believe you tried too hard with the wiping away the grease with the bed sheet but I thought you could have done more with the doe.