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1471988 No.1471988 [Reply] [Original]

THAT'S IT, GUYS, TODAY I WAS WALKING THROUGH A BOOK STORE AND SAW A JERK WITH A "KAFKA" T-SHORT, SO I RUN UP TO HIM AND SHARPLY TURN-KICKED HIM RIGHT INTO HIS SNOOT, EXPLAINING WITH A SCREAM "I HATE ABSURDISM", BECAUSE I HAD GONE MAD OVER VONNEGUT, GUYS, THE TRALFAMADORIAN SPIRIT DWELLS ONLY IN ILIUM, NY, WHERE THEY RAVE ABOUT THE MECHANIZATION OF MANUAL LABOR, WHERE THOSE BOYS LIVE BY BOKONONISM, FOURTH DIMENSION AND FUCK THE SYSTEM UP INTO ITS MOUTH! ONLY ILIUM, NY, ONLY TRALFAMADOR!!! UNITY KARASS ILIUM!!! boys slap the shit out of kafka, orwell, huxley, bradburry, rave at illium's factories, love your karass, lads, and Bokonon!SPEAK OPENLY AND BOLDLY RIGHT INTO THEIR FACES! ILIUM!

>> No.1471994
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1471994

>> No.1471998

>WHERE THEY RAVE ABOUT THE MECHANIZATION OF MANUAL LABOR
Need to read them some Goldratt's Goal.

>> No.1472005

>T-SHORT
wtfamireading.png

>> No.1472011
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1472011

Poetry... absolute poetry.

>> No.1472019

>>1471988
must hurt to learn that Kafka isn't an absurdist writer, as stated by Camus who is the authoritative voice on the subect.

>> No.1472036

T-shorts you say...

>> No.1472040

this thread is excellent

>> No.1472050

Wait, so is it originally russian pasta or not? Cuz I've seen that shit or russian boards already around 10 times

>> No.1472122

THAT'S IT, GUYS, TODAY I WAS WALKING THROUGH A BOOK STORE AND SAW A STUPID CUNT WITH A "BRADBURRY" T-SHIRT SO I RUN UP TO HER AND SHARPLY TURN-SMASHED HER FACE WITH MY NOSEPIECE EXPLAINING WITH A SCREAM "I HATE BOOKS", BECAUSE I HAD RAVED OVER 451, GUYS, THE SPIRIT OF THE OLD SCHOOL DWELLS ONLY IN FIRE DEPARTMENTS, WHERE THEY RAVE PLAYING CARDS, WHERE FIREMEN LIVE BY THEIR UTOPIAN IDEAS AND CENSORSHIP AND FUCK THE BOOK-FAGS RIGHT INTO THEIR MOUTH! ONLY TELEVISION WALLS, ONLY PHOENIX!!! KEROSINE ULTRA-HARDCORE AT THE FIRE DEPARTMENTS!!! boys burn all the books, magazines, brochures and comics, rave in kerosine, love your fire-warden, system and censorship! SPEAK OPENLY AND BOLDLY RIGHT INTO THEIR FACES! SALAMANDER!

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>>1472122

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.1472219

>>1472050
Yes.