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Do women like it when you write them poetry?

>> No.14710837

>>14710830
I wrote poetry for my straight friends to use on women and yes, they tended to like it.

>> No.14710839

>>14710830
If you look good then yes

>> No.14710846

women like it when you pay attention to them

>> No.14710870

>>14710830
yes. i've written a lot of poems in chicks but they have to be a certain kind of woman for your poems to really drive them nuts for you.

>> No.14710876

>>14710870
>but they have to be a certain kind of woman for your poems to really drive them nuts for you

Can you expound, anon?

>> No.14710900

>>14710876
art hoes

>> No.14710907

If a girl likes you, you can literally take a dumb on their chest and they will interpret it as a sign of your love for them.
For girls, The medium is not the message, the message is not the fucking message, the message is the power dynamics between the sender and the receiver, i dont really know how to explain it better than that

>> No.14710910

>>14710876
the kind of woman who still has a sense of optimism and youthful wonder, a kind of innocent naivete, a love for the world and the people she meets, a woman who hasn't become jaded and cynical and bitter by experience or ideological indoctrination
the kind of woman who might be a bit of a hippie and into astrology and still uses "xD" and "=D" when typing and has a great taste in classical music

>> No.14710919

>>14710876
women that are creative and maybe even successful in their field but with a not realised romantic side. it triggers some kind of unrealised romantic desire in them and drives hem nuts. i had a lawyer chick that i was writing poems and sexual fantasies to. that shit made her wild. one time she was masturbating while i was emailing her and i made her come with just a word. she told me''next time i'll ride you i'm gonna scream'' and the next time she did just that.

>> No.14710921

>>14710830
If you're good looking, yes. If not, not particularly.

>> No.14710942

God I hope so. I have no idea what women like, other than a few things

>> No.14710962

>>14710907
Truth

>> No.14710979

Poetry is for Men. It's a man expressing himself with craftsmanship in his words. If you can write poetry well, don't bastardize that skill with seeking a woman's approval, she'll just shit on it and make you not enjoy poetry.

>> No.14710988

>>14710979
there are different kinds of poetry, you can write simpler poetry when you're writing to a woman. the biggest men ih history used to write poems to their lover and women.

>> No.14711011

>>14710830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mQIYXzwtbk#t=2m20s

>> No.14711754

They like the attention, and as long as none of their girlfriends have had beta orbiters write them poetry too.

>> No.14711771

If you are already romantically involved probably

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>>14710830
they like to mock the repulsive guy who give them poems, yes

>> No.14711853

>>14710830
if you're good looking yes

>> No.14711867

>>14710830
If you're good at poetry (you're not) and they like poetry, then yes they love it, regardless of what the incels on here say. but again you aren't good at it so why ask.

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>>14711867
>If you're good at poetry (you're not)

How can one tell if they're good at poetry?

>> No.14713369

>>14710919
do tell, what was the one word?

>> No.14713460

>>14711867
I write goofy bad poems for my gf sometimes and she likes them. Making them as your "opener" so to speak is probably weird to any women Id assume even if they like poetry.

>> No.14713538

>>14713460
>Making them as your "opener" so to speak is probably weird to any women Id assume even if they like poetry.

What did he mean by this?

>> No.14713607

My gf states she’d rather be bought alcohol.
>”Not gonna lie”

Sorry to break it to you /lit/

>> No.14713659

>>14713369
It was the n-word, it was a poem about cuckolding

>> No.14713728

>>14713607
Your gf is a classless whore.

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14713763

Do men like it when you write them poetry?

>> No.14713765

>>14713763
Women are incapable of writing poetry.

>> No.14713768

>>14713728
She thinks you’re a pretentious crybaby, who’s romantic and childish notions of women are laughable.

>> No.14713777

>>14710830
Only if they are already in love with you.

>> No.14713785

>>14713768
Sorry your gf rather get taken out for fastfood and afterward get fucked while watching Netflix, you utter plebian.

>> No.14713794

>>14713763
Only if you write about trains.

>> No.14713803

>>14710830
women like height, big dicks and money

>> No.14713806

>>14710830
only if you're attractive

>> No.14713851
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14713851

>>14713785
Cope harder

>> No.14713856

>>14710830
Don't ask other males what works and what doesn't when it comes to women.

In other words, if she's into you, everything works, and if you pull off some really creative romantic shit, she'll tell her friends, who have boyfriends and those boyfriends will want to see you dead.

>> No.14713943

>>14713607
>he thinks his relationship matters in this discussion

sorry to break it to you, but that's not where the fun is in being poetic and if your
>>14713851
girlfriend connects the word "poetry" with "whiny" and the adoration without sex involved then oh boy, you found yourself a really stupid girl

>> No.14713971

>>14713763
Yes

>> No.14713978

>they have never read Novalis

Do you guys think I shill him here for nothing? The romantics are a competition of smart people who are writing about sex but aren't allowed to use the word "fucking" because of the restrictions of the church.

>> No.14714036

>>14713978
Okay, now this is epic.

>> No.14714076

>>14714036
In conversations with Goethe, theater burns to the ground. Eckermann visits Goethe. Goethe makes the remark "Now that the theater burned down, I wonder what you young folks will do." He knows what they will do. They will fuck without the pre-game.

Earlier in the book, Goethe says "There's no point in visiting a span hotel alone."

The romantics are my idols.

>> No.14715112

>>14714076
The Latins were better, thawg. Ovid was the OG romantic.

>> No.14715136

>>14710830
no, because most of them cant understand it
you'd probably just end up writing some cringe "I love you, I hope you love me too" basic shit that would make her smile at most but 2bh theres probably sweeter things you could do for her that would illicit a greater reaction

that being said, chocolate women love when you write raps for them

>> No.14715152

>>14713851
>at least plebs get boosy
not all boosy is good boosy

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>>14713659

>> No.14715194

>>14713851
imagine being such a weakling that you need to pull your bitch into an online shit-flinging competition

>> No.14715206

>>14710910
you okay anon? that was oddly specific

>> No.14715216

>>14713763
yes
write me a poem uwu

>> No.14715223

>>14713763
I would appreciate it, but I might cringe a little if its some 3 lined free verse, rhymeless milk and honey type shit

>> No.14715305

>>14710910
Damn bro we are dating the same girl...

>> No.14715346

>>14710830
Only if they are already interested in you. If so they'll like it because you did something for them. If they like poetry they'll like it more because that shows you are paying attention to them, and rather than just a nice gesture it's a nice gesture tailored to them. If they are hopeless romantic types who fawn over cheesy romance movies you'll probably end up getting laid.

But it all predicates on there already being some level of interest.

>> No.14715469

>>14713763
I have asked my ex to write something, anything expressing her love and affection by poetry but too bad she was a brain let. To answer your question, yes, I'd love to hear how a woman feels about me in poetic terms.

>> No.14715558

>>14710830
My Penis is out of its cage
yes
YES
My penis is out!

>> No.14715572

>>14715469
I also did that shit, I pestered her until she shit out an ILY acrostic. To be fair I was an insufferable little cunt back then

>> No.14715581

>>14710830
depends on your height, shoulder width, hairline, natural prosody, etc.

>> No.14716041

How in the fuck do I get into writing poetry?

>> No.14716102

>>14715581
dangerously based
>>14716041
read the wiki

>> No.14716799

>>14710919
That wasn't a chick.
That was me.

>> No.14717047

>>14710830
>>14710919

Why yes. One chick I dated was actually upset that I didn't write poems about her specifically.
They crave attention like an american craves cuck porn.

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>>14716041
Start with the Greeks.

>> No.14717275

>>14710830
if they like you, yes

>> No.14717642

>>14717275
What if it's a confessing love poem to a woman you have never even spoken to before?

>> No.14717659

>>14713763
I don't really like poetry, but that fact that she cared enough to try would be flattering anyways.

>> No.14717897

>>14713460
I think if you make it in a humorous manner it can work.