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[Anonymous No.14702843]

>be autistic university student living in small apartment
>only have books, a laptop, a small bed, some cups and a cat
>get along well with a qt in my classes, she meets up with me at my apartment
>invite her inside my meager abode
>''what's your cat's name, anon?''
>i freeze - i hadn't expected this situation, although in hindsight i should have found a suitable alternative to the name i was about to utter beforehand
>''h-he's called Nigger-man...''
>she looks at me, bewildered
>''Um... What?''
>''i-it's a Lovecraft reference'' i manage to croak
>she doesn't respond, and we leave for dinner
>she doesn't talk much for the rest of the evening, says she has to ''leave early''
>doesn't answer my messages
Why the fuck is it so hard?

[Anonymous No.14702852]

Just lie dude. Don't be a kantian.

[Anonymous No.14702869]

>>14702843
your cat's name is a retard filter
you won, congrats

[Anonymous No.14703335]

>>14702869
>lovecraft
>retard filter

[Anonymous No.14703351]

>>14702843
She went INSAAAAAAAAAANE

[Anonymous No.14703355]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DO NOT STOP SHILLING THIS PSEUDCORE NEET I WILL USE THE RITUAL FROM PET SEMATARY TO RESSURECT THE CAT AND BRING ALL HELL UPON THIS BOARD MARK MY WORDS YOUR FOOL

[Anonymous No.14703368]

>>14703351
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[Anonymous No.14703445]

>>14702843
fuckin' based anon

[Anonymous No.14703448]

>>14702843
The sad thing is that this could be a real situation, why are american women so easily offended nowadays?
It's fucking funny, lighten up

[Anonymous No.14703520]

>>14702843
I am in a very similar situation, except the full story is
>>be autistic university student living in small apartment
>>only have books, a laptop, a small bed, some cups, loneliness and depression

[Anonymous No.14703833]

>>14703448
The situation is obviously fake, but if I met a woman who was so fucking dumb she actually named her cat that, I would assume her suicidally poor judgement would extend to other areas of her life and just avoid her.

[Anonymous No.14703857]

Your life sounds perfect except for your obvious (and pathetic) longing for companionship. Get rid of the cat and don’t even seek out a “qt.” Have no attachments and you will enjoy pure autonomy which is the only thing worth having in this life

[Anonymous No.14703907]

>>14702843
The trick in such situations is to bulldoze past their sensibilities. If you project that you're an alpha who dgaf, you at least have a chance of appealing to their latent female nature. By being self-conscious, you cage yourself within the presuppositions of -their- ideological schema (whereas you should be the one caging them) and confirm that you're a beta.

[Anonymous No.14703944]

>>14703833
No woman based enough to name her cat that would give you a second look, pansy.

[Anonymous No.14703988]

>>14703944
Reassuring, thanks.

[Anonymous No.14703998]

>>14702843
I don't feel bad for you because you live in an apartment and lead a rich and carefree life without crippling financial stress.

[Anonymous No.14704343]

>>14703857
>have no attachments to attain attachment
:DDD

[Anonymous No.14704347]

>>14703907
She would have left either way

[Anonymous No.14704423]

>>14704347
Probably, but if you've fallen off a cliff there's no harm in attempting to fly.

[Simon Magus !!B6w9tJAyfF8 No.14704487]

>>14702843
You should've given a fake name, then gave your cat a light smack on the rump(they like it) and said "this ain't the only pussy that's getting beat up tonight."

[Anonymous No.14704815]

>>14703907
Pretty clever, did the chocolate bar told you that ?