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Post dead writers you would want to hang out with.
>Voltaire
Just look at that conniving smile of his. You just know he was a crazy bastard and you’d have a ton of fun

>> No.14700771

>wanting to hangout with the preeminent 18th century midwit

>> No.14700786

>>14700759
guenon (pbuh)

>> No.14700806

>>14700759
I'd get along pretty well with Kafka, Dosto, Borges and Pessoa. I'd also date Emily Dickinson.

>> No.14700849

>>14700759
I want to live an autisticly precise day with Kant. Everything planned to the minute.

>> No.14700857
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14700857

>>14700849
He'd be appalled at you following him around throwing him off his schedule

>> No.14700871

>>14700857
If he was truly kantian, he would be able to make do.

>> No.14700952

>>14700849
Is it true that he planned everything? Did he ever explain a system to others do it two?

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I just want to know what he was like.

>> No.14700966

>>14700857
>bookchin
>chin is just a chin, not a book
wtf

>> No.14701002

Tolkien would be fun to talk to and have fun. I'd love to introduce him to Dungeons and Dragons.

>> No.14701008

>>14700759
I would hang out with Emerson. He seems comfy desu.

>> No.14701524

>>14700759
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>> No.14701769

>>14700759
He'd b the most obnoxious person on Twitter if he were around now

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>> No.14701795

>>14700759
>tfw you will never have a wacky adventure with Voltaire where you defraud the French lottery and then flee across Europe while priests and nobility seethe in your wake

>> No.14701798

>>14700771
pleb filtered

>> No.14701807

I would cut my own dick off with a rusty saw to be alone with Emily Bronte for five minutes.

>> No.14701870

>>14701795
Sounds epic and based

>> No.14701895

>>14701795
>>14701870
John Law did it better and was much less of a faggot about it.

>> No.14701900

>>14701795
im gunna show him my holy roman empire

>> No.14702253

>>14700806
You'd give Dickenson the dick.

>> No.14702468

>>14701807
That's because your don't have a dick, admit it.

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14702494

My best friend

>> No.14702511
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>>14700759
unironically

>> No.14702555

>>14700960
this is the boring answer, but also the best one. Socrates would be a close second for me.

>> No.14702916

>>14700960
Actually, he was quite boring. Nice, but boring.

I would like to spend my day with Hemingway, hunting elephants or some shit.

>> No.14702922

rousseau just to beat him up

>> No.14702925

Would love to visit Tolstoy and have a discussion about faith, the Church and animal rights.

>> No.14702997

Would love to visit Tolstoy and run a train on some retarded peasant with nonretarded tittes.

>> No.14703015

Either Jim Harrison or Seamus Heaney

>> No.14703035

>>14702922
Based.

>> No.14703141

>>14700759

Hume for sure. Seemed like a massive lad, definitely up for a night of drinking and merry-making.

>> No.14703184

>>14702997
So immensely fucking based

>> No.14703717

>>14700759
Pynchon must have been fun.

>> No.14703725

>>14702253
Of course, I'd love to eat her hairy pussy and fuck her slowly to not hurt her.

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Just so I could figure out whether or not he was a pseud.

>> No.14704340

Dostoyevsky