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Anonymous Sun Feb 9 21:57:38 2020 No.14695192 [Reply] [Original]

/lit/, I need a comprehensive list of all literary works that feature headpatting in any context possible, whether it be platonic, romantic, or sexual. I heard you were the gentlemen to ask concerning this endeavor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 01:13:03 2020 No.14696062 Bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 01:54:02 2020 No.14696242 unless you're a dutch guy dating an asian lady, i am very concerned for your sexual attraction to patting a person's head

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 01:57:49 2020 No.14696256 Any books like reans game?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 06:11:44 2020 No.14697048 >>14696242 Head patting is 100% wholesome and not sexual at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 06:24:35 2020 No.14697077 >>14696242 >he doesn't headpat his girlfriend sensually during foreplay Really stimulates those oxytocin receptors, my dude

Anonymous Mon Feb 10 06:41:14 2020 No.14697110
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>>14695192
Be careful, you are entering into an esoteric superior genre that the establishment doesn’t want you to know about. The mods might delete this thread soon like they did pic related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 08:14:53 2020 No.14697343 >>14697110 Enlighten us anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 09:49:22 2020 No.14697693 >>14697110 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 11:03:28 2020 No.14697957 >>14697110 >capitalizing "Daddy" cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 11:26:40 2020 No.14698076 File: 2.15 MB, 540x540, shapes.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14695192 A head pat is an integral part of the story Lean Times in Lankhmar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 12:14:47 2020 No.14698272 >>14698076 Any more you can think of?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 13:12:21 2020 No.14698592 >>14698272 Not offhand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 15:30:34 2020 No.14699397 >>14695192 Perhaps some of those smutty pulp novels have what you're looking for, albeit I would be more inclined to say that Victorian-era erotica might be a better start.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 19:13:25 2020 No.14700694 >>14697048 That's our innocent anon for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 22:21:45 2020 No.14701588 >>14695192 Perhaps the Kama Sutra?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 22:27:55 2020 No.14701611 >>14698272 You're lucky you got one

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 10 23:00:12 2020 No.14701728 >>14697077 >premarital headpats you disgust me

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 00:00:56 2020 No.14701913 File: 14 KB, 330x240, 1578720603162.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14697048 I want to pat this anon's head wholesomely, of course...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 00:22:51 2020 No.14701991 >>14695192 Haha, that's our anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 00:25:12 2020 No.14702002 >>14695192 Last time I was on /lit/ there were dumb fucks trying to legitimately argue that Shakespeare was overrated, even anime shitposting is a 100% improvement over that level of retardation

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 00:30:06 2020 No.14702028 >>14702002 He was though

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 02:06:45 2020 No.14702398 >>14702002 Shakespeare was meant for literal groundlings and plebeians, it's honestly intriguing how his works came to be a founding part of the English literary canon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 02:44:41 2020 No.14702527 fufufu...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 09:58:38 2020 No.14703896 >>14702002 Thats just one salty frenchman who samefags

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 10:03:48 2020 No.14703917 >>14695192 Higurashi no Naku Koro ni

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 10:26:06 2020 No.14704007 >>14696256 Try the self insert light novels.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 11:41:35 2020 No.14704300 >>14695192 Think Nekopara has a few scenes like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 13:17:40 2020 No.14704678 >>14697957 I mean, I guess that story turns "daddy" into "Daddy" if you know what I mean.

Anonymous Tue Feb 11 15:22:59 2020 No.14705390

>>14702398
It was indeed meant for groundlings and plebeians. It also ended up being for people who were a total 180 from those two groups and everyone else in-between, because he was so good that even if his stuff was ostensibly aimed toward a lower brow audience it still resonated with people from all walks of life, which is a huge reason of why his work is revered by everyone except some (supposedly, just ask them) very smart people having inexplicably dumb takes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 17:36:02 2020 No.14706171 >>14702002 The only overrated Shakespeare play is Romeo and Juliet, all the others are masterpieces. Though its script may allow for headpats, just as OP asked, I'd give it that much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 17:57:22 2020 No.14706314 >>14697077 Quick rundown?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 18:59:15 2020 No.14706676 File: 418 KB, 480x650, 1581375989971.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14701913 wholesomely, of course... Cute!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 20:13:23 2020 No.14707048 >>14706314 >he doesn't know Your love life could definitely use some improvement, anon...

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 20:54:52 2020 No.14707263 File: 84 KB, 750x669, 1561357716526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14702398 >>14705390 just another classic example

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 21:46:24 2020 No.14707541 >>14701913 >>14706676 Get a room for you headpats, you two.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 21:48:51 2020 No.14707563 >>14695192 Pretty much any story involving a dog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 11 23:39:48 2020 No.14708222 >>14707263 You're not part of the 130+, fren

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 01:28:36 2020 No.14708827 >>14707563 So the romance novel of your girlfriend and your dog?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 05:39:56 2020 No.14709645 >>14707541 Wholesome headpats, of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 10:34:08 2020 No.14710804 bump

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 12:56:16 2020 No.14711684 >>14709645 I see

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 16:02:13 2020 No.14712913 >>14706676 Cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 19:10:56 2020 No.14713949 >>14709645 Of course...

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 20:37:47 2020 No.14714481 >>14695192 >not literary works featuring handholding Pssh, weak

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 12 22:46:15 2020 No.14715264 >>14714481 Too degenerate

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 00:14:24 2020 No.14715713 >>14697110 Eh, moves too immediately into it, needs more buildup.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 00:51:56 2020 No.14715898 >>14715713 You would know about "buildup", I'm sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 01:22:31 2020 No.14716030 Obviously you always start with the Greeks. Plato's Phaedo has a scene of Phaedo stopping his story to mention how Socrates started touching his head and hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 01:48:37 2020 No.14716119 >>14715713 That's what my daughter said yesterday night

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 08:35:42 2020 No.14717256 headpat bump

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 09:57:10 2020 No.14717514 >>14716119 Haha...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 11:25:00 2020 No.14717951 >>14716030 How sensual was it? We talking a friendly, reassuring pat on the head or something more than that. I heard the Greeks valued homoeroticism as a display of power or some shit like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 13:39:03 2020 No.14718561 >>14717951 >How sensual was it It was a headpat with a bare hand anon...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 14:53:54 2020 No.14718956 >>14718561 As opposed to a hairy hand?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 16:24:39 2020 No.14719498 >>14717951 >homoeroticism as a display of power That was more of the Romans' thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 18:06:16 2020 No.14720078 >>14702002 Based Shakespearean thespian anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 19:17:58 2020 No.14720392 >>14695192 You should try reading a nukige sometime anon

Anonymous Thu Feb 13 19:37:29 2020 No.14720477

>>14698076
>The reason that Fafhrd attached to Bwadres, rather than to any one of a vast number of livelier holy men with better prospects, was that he had seen Bwadres pat a deaf-and-dumb child on the head while (so far as Bwadres could have known) no one was looking and the incident (possibly unique in Lankhmar) had stuck in the mind of the barbarian.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 19:40:14 2020 No.14720491 >>14695192 https://discord.gg/hCjX58e

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 20:05:55 2020 No.14720575 >no head pats in Nabokov What a hack!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 20:08:02 2020 No.14720583 >>14695192 The penultimate scene of Catcher in the Rye, when Holden is at Mr. Andolini's house.

Anonymous Thu Feb 13 20:10:18 2020 No.14720592

Mr. Antolini patting Holden on the head:

>But what did worry me was the part about how I'd woke up and found him patting me on the head and all. I mean I wondered if just maybe I was wrong about thinking be was making a flitty pass at me. I wondered if maybe he just liked to pat guys on the head when they're asleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 20:23:09 2020 No.14720643 Carson McCullers - The Member of the Wedding >She heard John Henry walking up to the bed, and then she felt his hand patting her neck with tiny little pats. Not technically a head pat but very close

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 20:46:04 2020 No.14720757 Most head pats I've found in lit are for dogs desu >Anselme put on a little stiff air when I patted him on the head... Rise and Fall of Cesar Birotteau: Works of Balzac

Anonymous Thu Feb 13 20:51:08 2020 No.14720782

>When now her glance met his blue kindly eyes looking intently at her, it seemed to her that he saw right through her, and understood all that was not good that was passing within her. Reddening, she stretched out towards him expecting a kiss, but he only patted her hair...

Leo Tolstoy - Anna Karenina

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 20:57:54 2020 No.14720814 >"Pat her on the head, and see how pleased she'll be!" The Red Queen says this in Alice in Wonderland

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 21:04:15 2020 No.14720852 File: 57 KB, 600x600, 1581218845483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thank you headpat patrician for sharing this quotes

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 21:08:19 2020 No.14720874 File: 1.88 MB, 300x300, 1579281986492.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14720852 We can publish a novel of collected head pats

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 22:34:22 2020 No.14721282 >>14720874 Someone get on that shit, this could be /lit/'s new pet project

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 13 23:38:41 2020 No.14721628 >>14721282 I doubt it would happen. I wouldn't do it and I'm the only one who posted quotes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 00:26:28 2020 No.14721835 >>14721628 I'll pay you in virtual headpats, no ERPing though. This would be strictly platonic, haha.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 00:42:36 2020 No.14721920 >>14717951 Initially sounds like the start of an erotic story, Socrates from his bed caressing young Phaedo and calling his long hair beautiful, advising him to cut it, it soon evolves into another explanation of the ethics of having good arguments.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 01:20:54 2020 No.14722090 >>14721835 Haha yeah wouldn't that be weird haha

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 14 03:13:31 2020 No.14722466 >>14721835 Hmm maybe but I give the virtual headpats as payment

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