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>mom found the Brontë sisters themed erotica

>> No.14687904

She will just have to accept that you are a sexual being.

>> No.14687910
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>> No.14687964

>>14687877
So she just found your Brontë sisters novels?
It's regarded as literature, you have plausible deniability.

>> No.14687971

>>14687877
>Living with your parents
Kek what a loser

>> No.14687975

>>14687971
Actually appropriate for a Bronte fan.

>> No.14688004

>>14687971
>Giving hundreds of dollars a month to a stranger as (((rent))) or paying tens of thousands of dollars of interests on a mortgage to (((banks))) instead of building a family wealth.

Living with your parents your entire life was the standard everywhere in the world since forever and still is except in this decadent Western civilization.

>> No.14688074

>>14687964
No she found my erotic manuscripts featuring the sisters.

>> No.14688089

>>14688004
lol living alone is the iq choice, I guess some people just dont get it

>> No.14688096

>>14688074
How did she find it?

>> No.14688173

>>14688089
its unaffordable, really. hell, i can't even afford to have a job anymore, what with taxes and car repair bills. my job literally just creates more expenses for me than i can handle.

>> No.14688190

>>14688173
I get that
no clue why someone would willingly live with their folks, tho

>> No.14688233

>>14687910
Holy shit, I’m at full mast

>> No.14688372

>>14688190
i could see building a house like 100 yards away if you lived in an agrarian community and were starting your own family, but yeah, living in the same house is hell, especially if your parents are shitty people.

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>mom found the brontë sister i dug up

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>>14687877
>Dad found the Kierkegaard body pillow

>> No.14688412

>>14688379
i literally kek'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFoI9n5q6v0

>> No.14688452

>>14688379
>anon reintroduces tuberculosis into the community

>> No.14688589

>>14688004
>This much cope for being a NEET

>> No.14688602

>mom found the piss books

>> No.14688631
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>mom found the mother and son erotica manuscripts with illustrations that resemble her

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>Master Gongsun Long found the white horse

>> No.14688752

>>14688589
I said contributing to a family's wealth.

>> No.14688763

>>14688190
Funny you would think that, what I personally don't get is cohabitation with females.

>> No.14688827

>>14688763
because you can stick your cock inside them and it feels good

>> No.14688838

>>14688827
ya unless they pull a fast one on you at it's full of teeth, boom you're a eunuch

>> No.14688855

>>14687910
H O T

>> No.14688886
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>The wife found Naboru Wataya

>> No.14688930

>>14688638
Zhou’s gonna freak1!

>> No.14688946

>>14688838
>vagina dentata

>> No.14688969

>>14688930
Chuang can go hop on one leg and pretend to be a goose

>> No.14689409

>>14687904
fpbp

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>>14688004
>tfw parents charge me rent to live with them

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>pops found the postmodern piss prose

>> No.14689866

>>14689415
American?

>> No.14690226

>>14689415
The most Jewish and Anglo post in the whole catalogue.

>> No.14690240

>>14689415
Well your existence does cost money. You're not paying them as much as you're paying for yourself.

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>Bishops found the heretical exegesis

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>>14689866
Yes.
>>14690226
My parents are Swedish and German descendants
>>14690240
I work for my dad so he already makes money off of my labor

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>my dads found my copy of the Quran

>> No.14691265

>>14689415
And?
You're gonna inherit that money someday anyway. And if they spend it for themselves, then good for them, they're your parents, not strangers. They spent a freaking lot on you when you grew up, you owe them this at least.

>> No.14691396

>>14691265
Parents will sacrifice their children; even if it means they might be able to larp bourgeois landowner status or feel like they could be that person one day. Then when the childs arm is twisted (metaphysically), they will use the twisted hand against them,"i've been nice to you!"

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>>14689415
you have it easy. my single mom charges me rent and she doesn't even buy groceries or cook literally ever. she just makes her stupid fucking keto meals for herself and thats it, which is fucked up because i have three younger siblings, two of which are still in school. i'm basically beta bux to my own fucking mother at this point.

>> No.14692065

>>14691713
Same Anon you replied to. But I don’t have it easy. I have the same as you: cook my own meals, wash clothes, clean house, buy groceries, buy all of my essentials, pay for truck, pay insurance, pay health insurance, etc. etc. I have no problem with this, but I do have a problem with my parents viewing me as an economic resource. Where is the love? I feel none. I slowly draw more disdain from them as time moves on, although I wish this were not the case.

>> No.14692090

>>14692065
yeah i feel you. i've never felt love from nor for my parents and i just want to ghost them and be done with them. i think i'm probably incapable of loving anyone because my parents never taught me how, which i don't hold against them personally, but existence is a fucking nigger.

>> No.14692104

>>14691713
>single mom
Top kek.

>> No.14692129

>>14692090
I came to the realization that my mother is just a manipulative and deceitful person who has used children in order to satisfy a need for entertainment and ability to prove herself as someone better than others. She’s used my dad in this regard, and he’s ignorant to the process and has fallen into the trap. I’m quite sad for coming to know this, but I can’t bring myself to destroy the charade. Making people sad is the thing I resist. I’m a dangerous person and know how hurtful I can be. Hopefully you’re able to find some peace with yours at least, or come to understanding and peaceably move on. Try not to dwell and know that this is just the circumstances you been born into. Life’s not fair, it just is, God wills it.

>> No.14692697

>>14688379
which one?

>> No.14692735

>>14687877
So which one is doing what? Does Charlotte eat your ass while Emily jerks you off, with Anne watching from the chaise lounge?

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>>14687877
>grandmother found my anti-steam engine manifesto

>> No.14692800

>>14692735
I’m not involved. It’s pretty sapphic

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>your child's quest for forbidden knowledge is foiled again

>> No.14693676

>>14692800
Mmmmm

>> No.14694727

>>14689415
>>14690240
>>14691265
>>14691713
Seriously what the FUCK is wrong with americans

>> No.14695154

>>14694727
It all went downhill after the silent generation.

>> No.14695159

>>14687910
terrible prose.

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>mom found the Byzantine erotica

>> No.14695237

>>14695159
>critiquing the prose of a shitpost

Take the rope.

>> No.14695328

>>14695235
>mom found the achaemenid Persian manlove manuscript

>> No.14695338

>>14692129
I'm usually quieter around people I don't want to cause trouble with by calling them hypocrites in some soul crushing manner. It's not worth the multi year drama. I have my own life.

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>>14687877
>writing mentor found the secret pedo-poems

>> No.14695610

>>14695338
This is why I choose a life of solitude. People aren’t worth the trouble. There’s more to be learned from those who’ve already lived great lives then those currently living ones that are mediocre and mundane.

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>>14687877
>mom found the rape shed again

>> No.14697367

>>14689852
>tfw the potion is too strong

>> No.14697405

>wife found my step daughter-lusting diary
oh god oh fuck why is the phone ringing

>> No.14697425

>>14691713
Sorry to hear that, man

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>tfw have mein kampf in a box upstairs
i'm scared to read it because someones gonna find it

>> No.14698608

>>14697428
Put in marginal notes denouncing the content, just to be safe.

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>>14690710
underrated

>> No.14699716

>>14691713
Holy fuck im dying

>> No.14699729

>>14694727
Trying to get there faggot kids some level of responsibility.