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14685755 No.14685755 [Reply] [Original]

okay bros, round two: https://www.arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/
this one is better since you technically can't cheat you can still get lucky though
21k for me (ESL)

>> No.14685807
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14685807

I feel like a man now.

>> No.14685814
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14685814

>>14685755
i dont wanna talk about it

>> No.14685819
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14685819

Bow

>> No.14685820

>>14685814
>>14685807
what did you get in the previous test? also, ESL or EFL?

>> No.14685830

>>14685807
I got roughly around this. I got 24.5k on the last one, though.

>> No.14685833
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>>14685755
I only speak english

>> No.14685853

>>14685820
i got the same in the previous test

>> No.14685861
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14685861

Read it and weep, maggots

>> No.14685865
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14685865

I can feel my brain becoming smooth.

>> No.14685873
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14685873

>>14685819
>>14685861
Hello there fellow 30k+ kings

>> No.14685875
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14685875

ESL

>> No.14685880
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14685880

>be me
>know two languages
>english is my first language
>tell everybody im esl anyway

>> No.14685886

THIS IS WAY EASIER THAN THE OTHER ONE


IGNORED

>> No.14685916
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14685916

I've always suspected I was a midwit.

>> No.14685921

>>14685880
You're either a Mexican living in America or a third worlder.

>> No.14685928

>>14685916
Well you do have Cricket wireless as your mobile carrier.

>> No.14685929

>>14685916
In all fairness, some of those words are archaic or at least see no use. Mfw coping rn

>> No.14685938
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14685938

I wonder what I got wrong
I got 32k on the last one

>> No.14685943

>>14685921
It's true. I'm a Mexican. Still know two languages tho

>> No.14685945

>>14685886
The other just requires you to check boxes. You can get false results much easier. This one you actually have to identify a synonym or antonym. Granted you can still cheat, but this relies less on the "honour system".

>> No.14685954

>>14685755
>almost the same as the last one
I knew that last test was actually bretty good, all you fucking 30,000+ fags were totally cheating

>> No.14685962

>>14685938
If you don’t know what you got wrong, then how the fuck can you even say you know any words? It should be pretty fucking obvious when you aren’t totally sure.

>> No.14685973

22000
30000 on the last test lol

>> No.14685981

>>14685943
are you cute? I have a thing for latinos...

>> No.14685984
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14685984

It suck that they don't tell you what you got wrong. ESL.

>> No.14685992

>32k Portuguese
>12k English
>10k French

Total: 54k. I won.

>> No.14685993

>>14685945
>>14685962
I wish there was a "I don't know" button.

>> No.14686015

>>14685962
I was pretty sure I knew them all, but I'll have to go back through it and look up the ones I must have missed.
it may have also been me being retarded and mixing up synonyms and antonyms a few times

>> No.14686019
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14686019

We're super cool

>> No.14686022

>>14685755
23,013, 4.98% but I know I got one wrong by clicking too fast on impulse like an idiot

>> No.14686029

>>14686015
I did that at least once not noticing it had switched, should have took my time but wasn't sure if it was measuring response time as well

>> No.14686034

Either their statistics are bad or the test is silly. I can't imagine that /lit/ is better than 99% of the general population.

>> No.14686043

the linguistic intelligence portion of the Weschler Scales of Adult Intelligence test is better than either of these tests because it requires you to actually give a definition for each word you're shown, without any hints, not from a set of options of which two are obviously false automatically narrowing each question down to more or less a 50/50 chance of success

>> No.14686044

>>14686034
>I can't imagine that /lit/ is better than 99% of the general population.
We are though.

>> No.14686045
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14686045

>tfw only 19
Only up from here

>> No.14686052

>>14686015
I did something similar
it said amorphous and I read the first three words and picked one and as i clicked next I realized the last word was definite

>> No.14686054

>>14685981
The booty is mine, it belongs to me, you can not have my booo-tea.

>> No.14686056

>>14686043
There’s only two obviously wrong answers if you know what the word in question means to begin with or if you know what the answers mean, therefore it shows that you know the definition of more words.

>> No.14686100

>>14686034
It's made for ESL tards. A vocabulary of 30k is not even close to 99.99%.

>> No.14686104

This one was really easy compared to the other. Is it surprising everyone is getting the top score?

>> No.14686125

>>14685873
:((
27,300 on last one
22,760 on this one
is my brainletism progressing? can it be prevented?

>> No.14686128
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14686128

I guessed from 40 to 50 randomly because I couldn't be arsed to actually think about them and my vocabulary is not wast enough for me to be able to know what your Latin and Greek mash-up word salads actually mean without analysing.

>> No.14686131
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14686131

Englihs is my only language. I graduated from college with an english lit degree and have read dozens of classics. kill me. i feel so stupid. i am a bit skeptical of some answers ITT, like the near-40k one, but maybe i should just focus on myself.

>> No.14686168
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14686168

>>14685755
EFL

>> No.14686189
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14686189

>>14685755
ESL

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14686201

>>14685755
Thought I was going to do be at like 50%
I'm dyslexic so I never had normal English classes.

>> No.14686205

>>14686128
>Top 40 is a 10 years old
WTF is bottom 25%

>> No.14686239

>>14686131
Don't beat yourself up lad.
We all cant be genius writers and artists. We also need cannon fodder for the front lines and wage slaves. You have a place don't worry

>> No.14686246
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14686246

ESL

>> No.14686259

>>14686205
As another Anon has said, it's a test for ESLs.

>> No.14686298
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14686298

Yeah I am feeling like writing the third Part of Faust

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14686305

>>14685755
Well could be worse i guess (english is my secons language)

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14686435

>>14685755
what nonsense, in the other thread i scored 15k
these kinds of tests are inaccurate and a waste of time

>> No.14686441

>>14685755
Swede here

>> No.14686445
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14686445

>>14686441

>> No.14686481
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14686481

are these made to make idiots feel better about how dumb they are, or is English comprehension really this bad for people?

>> No.14686487
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>>14685992
nope, you didn't.

a bit ashamed of my french though. actually studied it for 4 years in elementary school but haven't practiced since then.

>> No.14686498

my vocabulary size is so gargantuan that the site freezes before I get my results

>> No.14686520
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14686520

>>14686298

>expand the English dictionary

I guess this could technically be true via loanwords but whoever wrote that is still retarded

also,
>30,000+ is top 0.01%
>i.e. 1 in 10,000
>there are multiple individuals reporting this score in this very thread

"no"

>> No.14686535
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14686535

ESL

Got 24'400 in the other test so pretty consistent.

>> No.14686546

got 22666. For someone who doesn't read nearly as much as I should, I can hardly be too disappointed. Top 5.5% isn't really bad for one who doesn't really need it as much.

>> No.14686549
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14686549

I undoubtedly got lucky with quite a few of those later words
This is encouraging me to once again expand my vocabulary, though; something I haven’t done in a very long time

>> No.14686578

>>14685755
You meant well, but this one is absolute trash meant for ESL. Thing's telling me I'm Goethe for knowing everyday German.

>> No.14686609
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>>14686535
And this is my first language

The test is dumb though, it's literally exactly the same test questions with words and definitions directly translated for each language.

>> No.14686642
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14686642

Mogged

>> No.14686664

This test caps at ~30,500. It's shit.

>> No.14686667

>>14685755

I got 29.5k

Says I'm like top 0.2%

Seems like BS lmao

>> No.14686673

>>14686520
/lit/ selects for people interested in literature who are likely to encounter a large number of words. I have no trouble believing a large portion of the users here are in the top %.01 by vocab in the US. But this test seems off to me.

>> No.14686697
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14686697

>>14685755
King Shit. I knew that last test was absolute bullshit

>> No.14686737

>>14686131
I got 21k and I still have to look up lots of words while reading. English is my second (third) language. I doubt we're on the same level, so don't worry, it's just another stupid 2 minute test that we all are talking for fun right now.

>> No.14686760

>>14686697
OP Here. They both are. You shouldn't take either of them seriously.

>> No.14686789
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14686789

me thinked me make gooder english

>> No.14686794

>>14686789
based, hope you write a book soon

>> No.14686872

>>14686789
very funny, such a person couldnt even acces the website

i imagine it was hard dodging every right answer in the quiz

>> No.14686875
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14686875

First language

>> No.14686888

>>14686789
the most good and has red pill

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14686930

>>14685819
>>14685861
>>14685873
I'm rounding up.

>> No.14686960
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14686960

I had to guess on a few of them that I should have known.

>> No.14686966
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14686966

>>14685819
You first.

>> No.14686969

>>14686789

holy BASED. lmao at all these pussy's ITT whom think that there all cool just cuz they can words good

>> No.14686999

>>14686789
I did something similar with the other test, apparently since you’re able to press the “next” and “finish” buttons successfully it thinks you must know at least 20 words.

>> No.14687058

>>14686789
>>14686888
>>14686999

Not one but two (2) sets of trips in response to a single post. Truly #blessed

>> No.14687059
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14687059

>>14685755
Pretty happy with my results.

>> No.14687116
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14687116

Native English speaker here. I got 21940 on the vocabulary test, but I made up for it on the grammar one.

>> No.14687139
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>>14687116
Actually you need to be ABOVE 100 to reach the non-brainlet status.

>> No.14687228
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14687228

>>14686888
good threes
i see it

>> No.14687230

>>14687139
116 patrician checking in

>> No.14687233
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14687233

>>14687139

You are like little babby

>> No.14687241

>>14686872
it not

>> No.14687290

Guys I read a decent amount of classical lit but I'm still a vocablet.
How do I supplement my reading to improve my vocabulary?

>> No.14687297
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14687297

>>14685755
If the IQ test is anything to go off this websites a joke

>> No.14687342

Test is too easy because you can use endings to narrow the choices. Alacrity (which I recognize but couldn't define) I could tell was a noun describing a quality, and there was one option that ended in -ness and the rest I could tell were verbs.

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14687346

Yikes am I a brainlet?

>> No.14687364

>>14687342
Woah, you got a high IQ or something?

>> No.14687370

>>14687290
Why would you need that if you already can read classics?

>> No.14687380
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14687380

>tfw English is my second language
kinda disappointing desu i thought there were a lot of new words to discover and i definitely didn't know a lot of the ones i got as possible answers

>> No.14687406
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14687406

Vocabulary and grammar are great and all but the real question is:
Are you a boomer on the inside?

>> No.14687419

>>14686131

Bro, I got 22.9k and I'm a published writer. English is my first language. It's not how many words you know, it's how you use them

>> No.14687431
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14687431

>> No.14687452
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14687452

okay, the grammar test is actually too easy

>> No.14687467
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14687467

>>14687406
>1984
>internal screaming
I think this test is too biased for rational, normal people with free expression of thought. I think this test only works if you’re sub-16

>> No.14687506
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14687506

ESL by the way

>> No.14687576
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14687576

31 year old here. English is my main and only language. Like I said, not my proudest day. And yes, I'm in the middle of writing a novel at the moment.

>> No.14687597
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14687597

i failed english, but atleast im shakesphere, thanks internet

>> No.14687640
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14687640

Suck it, nerds

>> No.14687649

>>14687431
that means its too low

>> No.14687655

>>14685755
21192 (ESL)

But i got 8k in the previous test :/

>> No.14687659

>>14687576
You weren't paying attention to the questions, were you?

>> No.14687661

>>14686019
we all got Shakespeare.

>> No.14687668
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14687668

ESL

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14687674

>>14685755

This shit is a bad proxy for vocabulary size.

Just as online IQ tests are a bad proxy for actual IQ and just as actual IQ is a bad proxy for your worth as a human.

>> No.14687710
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14687710

>>14685755
It's easier than the other one.

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14687899

>>14687893
Here my Italian score

>> No.14687909
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14687909

Non-native English speaker, first dozen questions was simple, but the further the harder

>> No.14687938

>>14687659
I did, but I genuinely didn't know several of the words in question.

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14687953

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14687957

>>14685755
ooga booga aww

>> No.14688018
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14688018

I only speak English.
Am I retarded?

>> No.14688087

>>14688018
You're retarded for asking the question.

>> No.14688098

>>14688087
Thanks, at least I know for certain.

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14688197

i only speak englsih , IS this a good scor?.

>> No.14688209
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14688209

ESL

>> No.14688216
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14688216

Well my day is ruined

>> No.14688281
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14688281

>>14687419
This
It’s like comparing Amateur bodybuilders To professional athletes muh I can lift more

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14688303

>>14687116
>>14687139
>>14687452
These tests are for ESL's.

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14688359

>>14685755
>https://www.arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/
Let me know if you need some lessons sometime anon

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14688363

>>14685755
Wow. This is a surprise.

>> No.14688367

>>14685807
Lol Shakespeare was a front for Bacon and his writing team of Rosicrucians, this site is bunk

>> No.14688376

>>14686487
5 languages and your wasting your time on this shit site

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14688402

Tfw brainlet

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14688434

You anons would know, so I'm hijacking the thread for a second; a few months ago, /lit/ had a thread about writing style analysis via some website which advertised its use as advertising. Does anybody remember the website? Only asking because I got my hands on some major autism and want to see what it thinks of it.

>> No.14688441

>>14688434
We literally have a thread about right now >>14684639

>> No.14688474
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Try the sat practice test on khan academy

I found it to be harder than the real test. I only scored lower on the real test because I ran out of time since you don’t have to go back and forth between physical pages and waste time bubbling in answers.

https://www.khanacademy.org/mission/sat

>> No.14688484

>>14688441
not that word analyzer, that one just spits out christie if you're over 20,000 words. I'm talking about the one that comes up every 3 to 6 months, the last time we talked about it here must have been November around abouts. It gave specific personality details and specifics, sort of like a TAT. It seemed very interesting, but anons in general disregarded it as advertising-based profiteering off the backs of image board users, etc.

>> No.14688505

>>14688484
Yeah the one I linked is 100% bogus. I don't recall the one you're referring to but it sounds interesting, do tell me if you find it. Sorry I couldn't help you.

>> No.14688538
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>>14685755
Better than I expected

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According to this silly little quiz I have a big brain vocabulary. I think I got lucky on a few of the last ones.

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mental age test is making me lmao

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>> No.14688719

>>14686872
>very funny, such a person couldnt even acces the website
are you an analytic philosopher or something?

>> No.14688731
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14688731

First question
I am out. Pseuds and their IQs.

>> No.14688739

>>14688731
Get filtered. The answer is like you brainlet

>> No.14688750
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14688750

>>14685755
>>14686966

There was only one word I didn't end up knowing, but I had a 50/50 chance of getting it correct just by process of elimination. Does the test give different options each time?

>> No.14688780
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I’m a 23 year neet who never went to college. Could be worse I guess

>> No.14688848

>>14685928
It's cheap and gets the job done.

>> No.14688853

Why do the results all cluster around 22k and 30k? This site is horseshit
>t. Midwit

>> No.14688876
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wow I took it and got top 0.24%. then my mom took it and got this.

>> No.14688879

>>14685755
REPORT THE PEDO THREAD
>REPORT THE PEDO THREAD
REPORT THE PEDO THREAD
>REPORT THE PEDO THREAD
REPORT THE PEDO THREAD
>REPORT THE PEDO THREAD
REPORT THE PEDO THREAD
>REPORT THE PEDO THREAD

>> No.14688888

>>14688876
post mom feet

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14688966

>>14688739
>would answer like

>> No.14689008

>>14686298
the third part of faust is the real life story of the singularity

>> No.14689051

Closed out on the 10th question. Shit was easy and retarded.

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14689169

>>14685755
I have accomplished nothing of importance in nearly 45 years of speaking, reading and writing in English.

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14689171

Damn, got a midwit score. I'm not embarrassed about the score so much accidentally clicking the synonym instead of antonym twice :(

>> No.14689251

>>14688474
on the real one I got 790 Math and 680 Reading

>> No.14689263

>>14688780
learn skills in the industry you want to work in.

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14689280

>> No.14689292

30k
Is time a factor or something? Either way the most difficulty came about through their shitty choice of words, one question in particular was wrong on their part since the grammar simply didn't match up, a verb is not a synonym for a noun.

>> No.14689354

>>14689251
Very nice anon. I taught myself math through khan academy and never got to calculus before the test so idk how I even got a 600, but I’m impressed w your score. Any other mathematicians on this bord ?

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>>14685755
>tfw ESL
I'm feeling pretty smug right now to be honest

>> No.14689627

>>14689354
Thanks anon, wish my reading score wasn't so embarrassing though lol

>> No.14690267

>>14688303
I am an ESL

>> No.14690307

>>14685916
45/50 = bad

>> No.14690328
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14690328

English isn't even my first language.

>> No.14690423

>>14689376
you could be a successful American businessperson if only you knew a thousand more words, anon; alas...

>> No.14690429

>>14690423
sad!

>> No.14690452

>>14690429
dismal*

>> No.14690461

>>14685755
>tfw english is my third language
that's unpossible!

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14690467

>>14690461
forgot pic derp

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14690476

If you didn't score at least 30k you should probably go back to r*ddit.

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14690479

I'm Spaniard so I guess it's ok

>> No.14690490

>29532
> Top 0.22%
You are Shakespeare! You can even create new words that will expand the English dictionary.

I guess that's good.

>> No.14690500
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>>14685755
could be better but that was pretty fun

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oh hey thats pretty neat

>> No.14690519

It really is true that 4chins is smart people pretending to be retards and reddit is retards pretending to be smart people

>> No.14690531

>>14690519
Most people who are autistic enough to spend their free time on forums or imageboards generally tend to pick up a lot of words.

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14690539

>>14685755
Can't believe how easy it was. Only 2-3 questions made me pause.

English isn't even my first language.

>> No.14690543

>>14690519
it's just selection and confirmation bias; nobody with a low reddit-tier score bothered to post theirs :^)

>> No.14690545

>>14690531
all fucking normies must fucking hang

>> No.14690556

>>14690519
This is the literature board so it makes sense that people with an interest in reading beyond YA would have large vocabularies
also it's a shitty online test

>> No.14690563

>>14687576
>>14687938
You better be fucking joking. I'm a spaghetti who learned english mainly on this godforsaken website and by watching porn videos and I got 29k+. And you're writing a novel? Please spare us.

>> No.14690783
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14690783

>>14690539
>>14690563
I raped the grammar test as well. (Even though the sentence about the Queen's dress adorned with hand-sewn flowers seemed perfectly fine to me. Didn't notice any mistake.)

>> No.14690869

>>14685755
Fucked up on "avulse"

>> No.14690918
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This is fine for an ESL, right?

>> No.14690970
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14690970

Wtf I thought this board was smart.
English is my second language.

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>>14690970
And Dutch is my first

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I think its pretty good. I never went to collage and work construction so dont @ me.

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14691028

this is what 4 years of study gets you

>> No.14691056

got a little over 22,000
english is my native language

very surprised at all the ESL doing so well, perhaps it has to do with more exposure to latin-base words?

>> No.14691087

What's ESL guise?

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>>14686930
Fuck sake off by one

>> No.14691152
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14691152

norwegian

>> No.14691156
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14691156

>>14685755
31k+ in my native
21k+ in English
not bad, considering I only read technical stuff, news and 4chan nonsense in English

>> No.14691160

>>14690563
>Please spare us.
No can do chief. /lit/ will be one of the first places I share my novel with. It's actually a 4-book series, I'm just writing my novel in between lurking here right now.

>> No.14691177

>>14691160
based

>> No.14691208

>>14691087

very ESL post

>> No.14691230

>>14690563
>watching porn videos
what type of porn do you watch anon

>> No.14691237

>>14691056
>very surprised at all the ESL doing so well, perhaps it has to do with more exposure to latin-base words?
it has to do with the test being shit, anon;
I got 22k and I have to look up tons of words while reading, I doubt natives have to do that as much as I do

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14691346

I feel retarded. In fairness, they should put a timer on this. I did it in about 3-4 minutes while listening to ftn

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>>14691346
And I'm drunk.

>> No.14691414

>>14691028
Kek, I didn't sleep last night and I've never been to university, yet I got 29447.

>> No.14691435

>>14691414
Seems like reading and writing gets you a lot farther than hearing how horrible White men are for 4 years (FYI - 1-9 are written as numbers).

>> No.14691440

>>14691414
>Chinese

>> No.14691454

>>14691440
ah, my apologies then. I'd probably do worse than you if it was a french test. (my second language)

>> No.14691464

>>14691435
This is some quality post hoc

>> No.14691481

>>14688303
I am ESL, my first language is love.

>> No.14691544
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14691544

>>14685819
>>14685861
>>14685873
>>14686045
>>14686520
>>14686609
>>14686875
>>14686966
>>14687506
>>14687640
>>14687899
>>14687953
>>14688363
>>14688750
>>14688876
>>14689169

Welcome to the club fellow vocabulary Gods.

>> No.14691549

>>14691464
I went to UNM for a year and a half in the 90's. Even in journalism, creative writing, and of all fucking things English 102, I had to hear about what a domineering, world-controlling asshole I was for being White. I grew up in a funeral home in an Oklahoma town with 4k people. You'd think I was Jewish the way they talked.

Other than pusy, biggest waste if 2 years in my life. Actually had a CW assignment where the main character had to be a different race than you. Hispanics (comprising 70% of the class) were excluded. The indoctrination would be scary if it weren't so ridiculous.

>> No.14691568

>>14691549
There's plenty of subjects taught in university that aren't political at all. You could take a math, physics, bio, chemistry, program and it would seriously increase your vocab without any of that bullshit.

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Am in Uganda. If i did better than you. Kill yourself you autist. I use English like 5% of the time and i know like 5 other languages.

>> No.14691661

>>14691568
True enough, but what place does that garbage have in advanced English classes? Sociology I can understand. X studies I can understand. But when I'm taking Journo and doing a fantastic piece on the homeless and get a B+ instead of an A because the White dude I followed around for a week had an "atypical" story (aka not a minority drug addict).

You would think some subjects would be exempt from that horseshit. There's more than enough to go around if that's what you're looking for. A would-be English major shouldn't have to face indoctrination.

>> No.14691709

>>14691661
True, they're called the liberal arts because they're meant to encourage freedom of thought, not curated brainwashing. This is why I'm of the mind that when it comes to the humanities you're better off being an autodidact and just studying science while at school. Leave the social justice for the courses that have it in their course description, don't inject it into tangentially related subjects to satiate your own biases.

>Actually had a CW assignment where the main character had to be a different race than you. Hispanics (comprising 70% of the class) were excluded.
If this is real, I hope to god that someone mentioned how racist it is.

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14691781

Am in Uganda. If i did better the you.kill yourself you autist. I use English like 5%of the time and i know 5 other languages.

>> No.14692087

>>14691781
Based falseflagging manchild still in his rebellious phase from high school.

>> No.14692089
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14692089

Swede

>> No.14692109

>>14691781
>and i know 5 other languages
Which ones?

>> No.14692113

>>14692087
Am 24. Also wagecuck

>> No.14692147

>>14692113
>wagecuck
You shouldn't be a wagecuck when you could be earning more for your skills. So either you're lying or your a mega retard for wasting your time in underemployment.

>> No.14692285
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14692285

ESL.

>> No.14692338

This test is harder to cheat but doesn't get nearly as hard as the previous one. It seems like pretty much every well read native is getting capped at 30k.

>> No.14692353

>>14690783
The correct answer was 'misplaced modifier'. "hand-sewn' was supposed to modify 'dress' rather than 'flowers'. It was a very bizarre question

>> No.14692657
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14692657

EFL, actually.

If you ever wondered about the vocab size of someone who hasn't read a book since early high school, this is it.

t. 24

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14692792

>>14687230
>>14687233
>tfw 112 brainlet
The weight of my inadequacies is too much to bear

>> No.14692823

>all these faggots who did a vocabulary test with a dictionary in another tab to impress a bunch of anonymous faggots (who did the same thing with) with their knowledge of five-dollar words that would immediately out you as a cringy autist if they were ever employed IRL

How unutterably salubrious to be inveigled in such a delectable endeavour! I do indeed surmise that you are all quite alacritous and capable commanders of the English tongue! A fugacious tip of mine fedora to thee, before I abscond good sirs!

>> No.14692889

>>14692823
>delectable endeavour
makes no sense

>> No.14692924

>>14692889
>t. sub 30k score

>> No.14693061

>>14685755
ESL 22365
Ah saw some 'ords I aint neve' seen befo.

>> No.14693198
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English was top 5.83%, really hurts to see a word that I recognize but don't understand the meaning of.

As for пo-pyccкий, I have a long way to go, but vocabulary is frequently my biggest challenge with other languages.

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14693241

I got 12,800 in previous test.

>> No.14693395

>>14692657
>someone who hasn't read a book since early high school
>/lit/

>> No.14693403

>>14692823
kek

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14693447

>>14693198
tfw knew literally every single word in the Russian test, and it had the exact same words as the English one;
when will my English become as good already...

>> No.14693472

>>14693447
it's also funny how the Russian test despite having the same words seems really easy; like I'm sure pretty much every native speaker of Russian will score that high even if they don't ever read books.

>> No.14693478

Polish: 30435, top 0.01%
English: 22973, top 5.05%
Italian: 17342, top 22.19%
German: 5458, bot 46.39%
French: 5353, bot 45.69%

>> No.14694614

>>14690452
heh