/LIT/ WAIFU THREAD

[Anonymous No.14677309]

COME CLAIM YOUR /LIT/FU

[Anonymous No.14677311]

That one picture of Virginia Woolf. Only that one picture

[Anonymous No.14677312]

I don't know any because I don't read women.

[Anonymous No.14677315]

>>14677311
OK COOL. FOR ME IT'S FANTINE.

[Anonymous No.14677318]

>>14677315
>>14677309
Woahhhhhhh whooops, looks like I left my caps lock on. Sorry lads.

[Anonymous No.14677330]

Goddesses so favor the fairest feet
Like Megan Boyle's sweet tootsie meat
Guarded from creeps, she keeps her feet chaste
Shod in boots, leggings of lace
Podic fans phone from restricted
So literati got them evicted
Greedily she savors her funks
Dangling heels to trip thirsty lunks
As a grape so squished by her plod
Soles eclipsing sky and sun, awed
Scarce chance for pedal glances
Telepath to her socks by lucid trances
Trade crypto for clippings, not as a goof
Liquify, titrate, prepare for boof
Huffing Megan's goo, facefulls of socks
Crusty miasma's pickled lox
Allegiance to Megan, too true
Strong whistle's "Woo-woo!"
Without Megan's feet life's a grump
Eek at lesser lasses' acral frump
Waning images tax Tubercular
Arches circular spectacular
Queues wind with worshippers
Interlocutor interpreters
Regulars, secular orbiters
Curvatures fetching purchasers
Cellular molecular spores
Megan's nadirs broke all scores
Insurrecting Wikifeet wars
Banned by Foot Night Baltimores
She's pallid then florid
Toes torrid so sordid
Lurid orchids torpid
Euphoric scents wax and waft
Concentrated when unwashed
Fans beg for cakes sploshed

[cunt No.14677338]

>>14677309
>« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ »

[Anonymous No.14677380]

>>14677338
this right here is ultimate literature
dude wrote a picture of a butterfly

[Anonymous No.14677403]

>>14677309
>WAIFU THREAD
No.

[Anonymous No.14677444]

Emily Bronte, because I find her retardation endearing, for some reason. Anyone know of any stories about it?

[Anonymous No.14677468]

>>14677309
For me it's barely legal Sylvia Plath.

[Anonymous No.14677576]

>>14677468
Hey, no fair! She's mine!

[Anonymous No.14677596]

>mfw I'm in love with a 10/10 petite /fitlit/ tomboy, who doesn't love me back

[Anonymous No.14677602]

Bros, how do you enjoy breasts properly? I love to look at beautiful breasts, I get the appeal, but once I am with a girl its like they don't live up to the hype! They are just there sort of ornamental. You can kiss them, suck them, play with them sure, but I don't feel like I am enjoying them as much as the initial attraction at a distance warrants.

[cunt No.14677635]

>>14677596
based /fitlit/ poster

[Anonymous No.14677643]

>>14677602
Its okay to be gay

[Anonymous No.14677655]

>>14677643
Low effort response.

I am attracted to women, but I can't enjoy them in the moment because I get too heavily invested in a fantasy ahead of time.

[Anonymous No.14677745]

>no mommy philosophy Professor gf to debate with about Deleuze etc in the middle of the night after connecting your desiring machines
Fucking kill me bros

[Anonymous No.14677750]

>>14677309
/lit/ women don't have big breasts, it's biological necessity.

[Anonymous No.14677757]

[Anonymous No.14677759]

>>14677745
After you fucked/fell in love she'd be like any other woman.

Trust me, I've dated "smart women" and as soon as you actually relate to the other they rest back into what they've always thought they might want to be; a woman.

[Anonymous No.14677762]

>>14677759
OK incel

[Anonymous No.14677777]

>>14677762
Are you pretending to be a woman?

[Anonymous No.14677791]

For me, it's Kat

[Anonymous No.14677794]

>>14677759
I dunno anon the smart part of a woman always remains appealing to me even after you get kinda used to her bodily assets.
At least that is how it is for me.

[Anonymous No.14677797]

>>14677309
Does anyone have some poetry centred around the theme of the milk trucks arriving?

[Anonymous No.14677842]

>>14677791
Who is this? Do you've got any more?

[Anonymous No.14677857]

>>14677794
No but it fades away quite suddenly in the relationship. She's still "smart" and she still likes those things but they aren't that different from a normal woman once they're with a guy. After all they've just consummated their normality in a social necessity. And that is only the socially constructed side of it, her feelings as a woman always come out, the very opposite of herself which she is attracted to. Same for men who, are themselves perhaps "different" from chads or other guys in certain ways.

[Anonymous No.14677871]

>>14677309
And Anon knew Anne his wife; and she conceived

[Anonymous No.14677877]

>>14677791
Delete this please. She almost deleted her channel when she found out about these pictures getting leaked

[Anonymous No.14677882]

>>14677309
IM COOOMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHOS THIS SEMEN DEMON
WHOS THIS JISM PRISM
WHO IS THIS DAIRY FAIRY
WHO, I SAY, WHO IS THIS BREASTED PEST?
WHO, iNDEED, IS THIS SUCCULENT, MAGNIFICENT, TRUCULENT, ARROGANT, VIOLENT NUTRIMENT?
WHO, SHALL ANYONE OBLIGE TO TELL ME, WHO IS THIS DARK-HAIRED, BREAST-BARED, CHEST-UNIMPAIRED, LONG-STARED, NO-COCKS-SPARED, SHIRT-TEARED BAIRD?
WHO, WON'T SOMEBODY TELL ME FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY OUR LORD AND SAVIOR IN THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN HAIL TO HIM FOREVER AND EVER AMEN IS THIS DELECTABLE MORSEL FOR WHOM I SHALL DECLARE NOT ONE BUT TWO MORNING COOMS?
WHOOOOooo?

[Anonymous No.14677905]

>>14677877
lmao

[Anonymous No.14677907]

>>14677791
Holy shit (pun unintented). Post the full pics.

[Anonymous No.14677921]

I fall in love with many women for a week - then fall out. What a shame.

[Anonymous No.14677926]

>>14677791
>asexual btw

[Anonymous No.14677928]

>>14677882
I think its Shapiro sister

[Anonymous No.14677932]

>this thread

[Anonymous No.14677937]

>>14677759
This fellow speaks the truth--which means he will immediately be jumped upon by daydreaming waifutards who cannot accept that they will never find their 'equal' in a woman.

[Anonymous No.14677981]

>>14677791
What is she trying to achieve with that?

[Anonymous No.14677991]

>>14677937
>>14677857
>my personal relationships with women are directly congruent with all other relationships people are able to experience
Try not to embarrass yourself next time.

[Anonymous No.14677995]

>>14677981
By imitating the facial expression and pose of a slut she may be enacting a postmodern parody of the immediate concreteness of modern erotica, which sidesteps the classical tropes of conducting abstract exchanges about romance and love between the protagonists--making the assertion, while perhaps not intentionally doing so, but in any case ultimately achieving, that art is pornography.

[Anonymous No.14677998]

>>14677926
Yeah, shes asexual with you but not with Chad

[Anonymous No.14678000]

>>14677991
t. butthurt femoid

[Anonymous No.14678001]

>>14677791
Saved. Coomed. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.14678007]

>>14677791
>>14677907
>*BRAAAAAAP*
>hehe anon do you like the smell of my book?

[Anonymous No.14678022]

>>14677791
Who is she

[Anonymous No.14678036]

>>14678022
a supremely average-looking girl with middling intelligence who /lit/ fawns over for her pretending to enjoy/understand literature on a youtube channel.

[Anonymous No.14678039]

>>14677791
post the rest, brother. asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.14678051]

>>14677791
>>14678001

Saved. Coomed. Cringed.

[Anonymous No.14678053]

>>14677791
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHH I AM COOOOOMING!!!!!
did she go too far?

[Anonymous No.14678126]

>>14677871
ABSOLUTELY BASED

[Anonymous No.14678186]

>>14678000
Even if that poster was a female don’t you think that kind of is like an admission of defeat on your part?

[Anonymous No.14678202]

>>14678186
No, it is an outright rejection of her validity, and in turn her petty response.

[Anonymous No.14678928]

Legend, that, Megan The Centaurides
Bolts lightning fast by her daily Wheaties
Leap and speed records, all shattered freakies
Lapping sirens and satyrs, her galopping speedies
Returning from drills, Meg shines quite greasies
Coveralled spongers hatted in beanies
"Shampoo thorough, Leaping Archimedes"
Four Meg feet on equine legs creepies
Merest errands greet jaunty cities
Safe Centaur passage by gilded treaties

[Anonymous No.14678935]

>>14677338
Based to the umpteenth power

[Anonymous No.14678937]

Megantudinal turbulence
Psychiatric ambulance
Whimsy lulzy artfulness
Weekending archduchess
Former spouse's herbalist
Megan with her earnestness
Unshy re: forgetfulness
Lists and arrays marvelous
Ginger whisps orgulous
Whithering ordinance
Pondered soul's permanence
Adorbs Meg's nervousness
Thirty-something corpulence
Moistened crusts carbonous
Self-critically merciless
Discretely torturous
Gripped, the exorbitance
Denuded, Novae of Circinus

[Anonymous No.14678943]

/ourgirl/ Emily
Sylvia Plath and Anne Frank are cute too

[Anonymous No.14678949]

Well I'm just going to claim the girl who sat on the train right next to me today reading Wuthering Heights. She had a weird tick, where she would awkwardly look in my direction and then play around with her fingers as she would quickly look away.

As people entered the train, I was prepared to move aside for someone else and our eyes met. She smiled like an (awkward) angel, she almost giggled, in anticipation of sitting closer to me yet nobody came and I remained where I am.

I have no doubt that she either was attracted or disturbed by me. Having made such an impression on a living female, I can't help but feel accomplished.

(She left the train earlier than me and did not look back. Either way it must have been that she was intimidated by my intellectual/hobo looks.)

[Anonymous No.14678954]

Hazmats and hose jets suds about Mira
First freed brap sow, itsa whole new era
Pump puffed minge meats pair well with Syrah
Femme blunt circles think one puff is
Skunk plumed signals, she cries "Palmyra!"

[Anonymous No.14678955]

>>14677926
I'm asexual too and I used to take nude pics and post them to see if I'd get aroused that way. I didn't. All gone and made sure of it.

[Anonymous No.14678957]

>>14677857
Jeesh anon

[Anonymous No.14678959]

Morning Megan writhes awake
Bringing dessert, Princess Cake
Round white orb, green marzipan
Blossom turban Suleiman
Hand made slippers, Marigold
Bareness tucked in leather soled

[Anonymous No.14678963]

[Anonymous No.14678968]

Lock my dick up, nigga, cage dat black snake
Megan come strong, dat whipped kinda ache
Hours her "Ottoman," don't need no break
Bathroom at McD's, ferryied Hot Cakes
Don't fuck with no chains in slavery's wake
Megan, writer chick, she frowns, heartbreak
Carried couch to fridge, "menu drawer!" She spake
Whole week off my time, gotta serve her steak
Waving from inside, I gots my fav rake
She don't do raceplay, I larp her ex, Blake

[Anonymous No.14678974]

>>14678954
Thank you, Mira, for the dank feet pics
Smoove ass soles pop outta sweet kicks
Mira so dank, she tracks terpene grease slicks
Flexin' long toes, she after free clicks
Ain't no pretense from grunge gashed beatniks
RSO soda bottle says "Please Mix"
Mira don't bikini cuz of beach ticks
Cute art ho to anti-mommy Phoenix

[Anonymous No.14679053]

>>14678963
who dis?

[Anonymous No.14679067]

>>14679053
Queen of /lit/

[Anonymous No.14679114]

In the Orchard by Virginia Woolf

Miranda slept in the orchard, lying in a long chair beneath the apple tree. Her book had fallen into the grass, and her finger still seemed to point at the sentence ‘Ce pays est vraiment un des coins du monde oui le rire des filles elate le mieux … ‘ as if she had fallen asleep just there. The opals on her finger flushed green, flushed rosy, and again flushed orange as the sun, oozing through the apple-trees, filled them. Then, when the breeze blew, her purple dress rippled like a flower attached to a stalk; the grasses nodded; and the white butterfly came blowing this way and that just above her face.

Four feet in the air over her head the apples hung. Suddenly there was a shrill clamour as if they were gongs of cracked brass beaten violently, irregularly, and brutally. It was only the school-children saying the multiplication table in unison, stopped by the teacher, scolded, and beginning to say the multiplication table over again. But this clamour passed four feet above Miranda’s head, went through the apple boughs, and, striking against the cowman’s little boy who was picking blackberries in the hedge when he should have been at school, made him tear his thumb on the thorns.

[Anonymous No.14679169]

Delectable Diem extremities
Ghostly wiggling melodies
Curling, pointing, branches sought
Prehensile by ballet toned taut
Picture deft chisels, hewing pedestals
Finest edges carve Katie’s cuticles
Katie Colossus, astride coastal ways
Container ships, yachts and rabble all praise
Musical graces waft her long limbs
Betas buff and preen by hot hymns
Softly swiffering shoulders and hips
Telescoped sponges reach nose tips

[Anonymous No.14679181]

>>14678937
God damn she may legitimately be one of the ugliest women I’ve ever seen

[Anonymous No.14679189]

Katie Diem seems her feet to gleam
Ripples and dunes of rose and cream
Bewitching she poses, moonlit willows
Colored gents jive ‘Pawg got ill toes!”
Budding hips cravenly beckon
Like her big toes? Wait till her second!
Unripe breasts hang heavily high
Destined for swelling, milk glands deify
Lean dancer muscles, braphog marbling
Juicy Katie fruits inspire warbling
Purest of bright, O’ Muses, I sing
Gifts of beauty to the eye spring
Tenfold your favor, I faithfully pledge
Render for ages, to the rest a sledge
Riveting the truths of Katie Diem
Imagine fat scoops of her ice cream
Spoon scooped physique, a Katie sundae
Scrapple gravy for her ten toe buffet
Aesthete appetites lurk the belly
Pairing Katie’s socks, go with Chablis
Slender legends spreading, Katie’s hot feet
Nightly anointings with salt and mesquite
Tanks of rare dermophages and coral
Feasting blemishes, restoring auroral
Medical socks packed with compound jellies
Brits worry she’s too haram for their tellies
Her Arabesque an ambuscade
Parabolas, sinuosity displayed
Katie hosts a painterly court
Where her body does exert, exhort
Shapely sketches and fetching renders
Studious to all Katie splendors
Sporty and lithe, pallidly flush
Tenderest graces by each paintbrush
Helpless their eyes, upon her unshod
Heavens, her soles rise, an angel’s plod
If ever a doubt about art or life
Revisit please those forms so rife
Those rare magnificent ladies
Honor binding gallant navies
Katie’s feet fandom became folk who
Pledged no-fap kickstarters, prized sudoku
Inspiring abstract chauvinisms
Her ginger genealogic schisms
Sexing titian to saved claret
Whimsical lint of scarlet and carrot
Traceless on her shorn stretch
No stubble askew upon skin’s obeche
Before her trifold mirror, kliegs blasting
Inspects and tweezes, kneads, engrasping
Flexing and twisting, fingers through toes
Ointments dabbed to bruises of plum rose
Buzzing brapper fuzz, too fair for wax
Trimmer to ‘three’ for biome’s parallax
Hours of hygiene, sweaty exercise
Poised to pose, dangling slides clockwise
No few gasps when she slips from her shoes
Least from front rows puffing her airy ooze
I scream for Katie Diem, her feet's esteem
Her metatarsal music raceme
Fairest filigrees within her phalanges
Sacred maths charted by French tipped candies
Divisive her drawn-out dactyls
Katie micrometers reveal fractals
Lithe torsions to sylphan stances
Her generous shapes win long glances
Lingered in lifelong ag hormones
Millimeters to toes and cheekbones
Lengthening the brushstroke’s true wisp
Hip hilled horizons contour crisp
Thicnesses piped through knee’s strong neck
Toned chubby calfs demand nibbles, a peck
Her feet slope gentle, fertile river bed
Conjuring mouthfuls that never feel fed

[Anonymous No.14679199]

>>14678974
Why don't Megan and Mira lez out for clicks anymore?

[Anonymous No.14679208]

>>14678949
She was definitely into you. Too bad you squandered it.

[Anonymous No.14679233]

>>14677309
Edith

[Anonymous No.14679258]

>>14677777
Digits confirm

[Anonymous No.14679276]

>>14677309
>late 12th ce french aristocrat living on the southern coast of England
>wants to gain immortal fame
>decides to translate songs sung by bards in the Breton tongue into French
>weaves in together symbols from Ovid and Christian mysticism into stories about kings being thrown into a tub of boiling water with their mistresses
>never dropped her real name because she was beyond E G O

[Anonymous No.14679289]

>>14678937
According to my literature prof, Megan's Liveblog domicile is a feminist spatial persona, so this would be my waifu

[Anonymous No.14679300]

>>14679276

[Anonymous No.14679319]

>>14677791
You can just smell the roast gardasil

[Anonymous No.14679408]

>>14677468
wait how old was she

[Anonymous No.14679479]

>>14679408
Judging by her feet flesh, she's nineteen

[Anonymous No.14679554]

>>14679479
That's older than I am

[Anonymous No.14679574]

>>14677309
Imagine if butterfly looked like this lol I would orbit her so hard

[Anonymous No.14679645]

>>14677468
Her feet retain about 30% of their youthful suppleness, maybe a fifth of their pubescent tonality so she's maybe twenty three
>Thirty captchas

[Anonymous No.14679701]

>>14679574
thanks anon im gonna hurl

[Anonymous No.14679750]

>>14679645
>>14679479
Those are late twenties early thirties feet

[Anonymous No.14679757]

>>14677871

[Anonymous No.14679764]

>>14679479

She looks fucking 35. No wonder she an hero'd.

[Anonymous No.14679770]

[Anonymous No.14679785]

>>14677309
love that caucus phenotype. would marry a jew and make great babies together. anyway i heard valeria is single so maybe i'll invite her out for tacos and margaritas and get lucky.

[Anonymous No.14679806]

>>14677468
Look at the nose

[Anonymous No.14679838]

>>14677791
>>14677842 >>14677877 >>14677907 >>14677926 >>14677981 >>14678001 >>14678007 >>14678022 >>14678039 >>14678051 >>14678053 >>14679319
This is actually SextaSeptima on ph. She gets piss enemas from her bf, among other nasty stuff like giving him bj's

[Anonymous No.14679955]

OOOH CAAANAAADAAA

[Anonymous No.14679992]

[Anonymous No.14679999]

>>14677311
Weird how in that picture shes so attractive but in any other angle or light she's butt ugly.

[Anonymous No.14680010]

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14680485]

>>14679574
You like nose and tit jobs? Shallow.

[Anonymous No.14680779]

>no goth literary gf

[Anonymous No.14680805]

>>14680485
as opposed to your dicksleeve vagina job?

[Anonymous No.14680807]

The fact that women exist depresses me so much.

[Anonymous No.14680820]

fucking plebes

[Anonymous No.14680873]

>>14680820

[Anonymous No.14680972]

I prefer husbandos, pic related. We'd have a great time writing to one another.

>>14680779
Excellent taste anon.

[Anonymous No.14680988]

im a very sad man

[Anonymous No.14681001]

>>14680988
How could you choose worms over book?? I genuinely do not understand her appeal.

[Anonymous No.14681009]

>>14680972
Dear Anon,
Today I went to eat sushi. I had never eaten sushi before, and was looking forward to the experience. Upon entering I was handed a menu, which I thanked the waiter for and opened with great relish, hoping to find within it some succulent morsel for my grubby-wub. To my utter shock, however, and with no prior warning, it was clear that I had wandered into an eldritch, outre situation with the power to raise every hair on my neck. You see, Dear Anon, the menu listed a plate called 'Takoyaki'--the description reading oh-so-innocently thus: "Octopus, raised outside of natural habitat." The thought of such a creature filled me with such a great terror, such a wild and unbridled dread, Dear Anon, that I must admit with great shame I immediately lost every ounce of sanity I had left. This writing shall me my last to you, since I no longer have the courage to face another day with such eldritch creatures roaming the earth.

Goodbye.

[Anonymous No.14681051]

>>14680820
GOD i want to kiss her cheek and hold her hand

[Anonymous No.14681081]

>>14679838
What is ph? You mean Pornhub?

[Anonymous No.14681090]

[Anonymous No.14681101]

[Anonymous No.14681188]

>>14681009
Dearest Anon,

Outside, across the putrid streets and under the dark mute trees, I would often lie and dream for hours about what I read in the books. I would longingly picture myself amidst happy crowds in the sunny world beyond the endless concrete.

Through endless twilights I dreamed and waited, though I knew not what I waited for. Then in the shadowy solitude my longing for light grew so frantic that I could rest no more. I lifted entreating hands to the glowing keyboard that hovered upon my concrete view and into the unknown outer sky. And at last I resolved to scale the web, fall though I might; since it were better to glimpse the sky and perish, than to live without ever beholding day.

Most daemoniacal of all shocks is that of the abysmally unexpected and grotesquely unbelievable. Nothing I had before undergone could compare in terror with what I would soon behold. The sight itself was as simple as it was stupefying, for it was simply this: an eldritch letter signed in anonymity.

With best wishes from all the local afreets & djinns,
Anonette

[Anonymous No.14681759]

>>14678036
What's the name of the YouTube channel?

[Anonymous No.14681810]

>>14681759
Megan Boyle

[Anonymous No.14681846]

>>14677877
What was it?

[Anonymous No.14681908]

>>14680010
Based and sad cafe pilled

[Anonymous No.14681913]

>>14681846
Kat's leaked nudes

[Anonymous No.14681926]

I think I'm in love. Seriously, I'm in love with Sylvia Plath; as I see her pictures and read her beautiful poetry, I fall head over heels in pure devotion.

Sylvia, I love you.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14681998]

>>14680805
I’ve never had any dick between my legs, you absolutely obsessed frightened little boy

>>14681913
Is that it though?

[Anonymous No.14682008]

>>14677468
Your loss, I'm happy to take mature Sylvia Plath
>>14681926

[Anonymous No.14682027]

>>14681998
let me be your first bby <3

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14682153]

>>14682027

[Anonymous No.14682261]

How many times do I have to fucking tell you retards that /lit/ is, always has been, and always will be a Flannery board

[Anonymous No.14682319]

>>14681009
Takoyaki is fucking good

[Anonymous No.14682333]

>>14681998
Let me be your /lit/ gf, Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

>>14682261
Always and forever.