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[Anonymous No.14659476]

What is the epistemology of blonde women ?

[Anonymous No.14659487]

They're an endangered species, froggie.

[saged, hidden and reported No.14659497]

They appeal to Nazis

[Anonymous No.14659611]

>>14659476
they're dumb whores

[Anonymous No.14659622]

>>14659476
They are like roses whose beauty last but a day. Then the petals fall, wrinkled, upon the dirt. They are queens for a day.

[Anonymous No.14659630]

>>14659622
Better to be queen for a day than schmuck for a lifetime

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14659636]

>>14659476
I think they’re all about everybody’s opinions are justifiable.

>>14659487
We’re on the threshold of a world where genetic manipulation will make all racial differences moot.

>>14659497
>not even a real blonde.

[Anonymous No.14659662]

>>14659476
What’s it like having a blonde gf? I’ve only had brunettes.

[Anonymous No.14659677]

>>14659476
Unclear, but it should be Quietism.

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14659681]

>>14659662
Different colored hair.
They taste similar.

[Anonymous No.14659683]

>>14659636
Are you for human biodiversity aka racial preservationism?

[Anonymous No.14659694]

>>14659630
Funny thing. Blondes in the European perspective have always been looked as the peak of youthful beauty and angelic features. Yet with age, they're hair turns brunette, or at the very least dirty blonde, giving them that distinction of wisdom that only comes with age. So, brunettes for brains, blondes for beauty that goes bad fast.

[Anonymous No.14659698]

>tfw miss my ex blonde gf

We were polar fucking opposites, she was an outgoing alcoholic party girl and I am an emotionally unstable autistic introvert and we fought like crazy but god damn I miss her so much. I’ve had gfs since but none of them quite hit the same as she did.

[Anonymous No.14659703]

>>14659683
aka made up Neo-Nazi pseudoscience faggotry

[Anonymous No.14659706]

>>14659698
>tfw had qt blonde gf but I ditched her because I thought I could get even hotter pussy (because I was with her right?); turns out I never did and now my heart aches

[Anonymous No.14659711]

>>14659703
Don't @me niggerkike

[Anonymous No.14659716]

>>14659706
>tfw I've done the same

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14659719]

>>14659683
For animals yes. People are quite willful, and again, we’re self evolving and about to kick it up a notch as we head into seeming extinction.

[Anonymous No.14659721]

>>14659719
that hairline is fucked. Imagine having a male with her and that poor fucker is bald by 25

[Anonymous No.14659728]

>>14659476
>>14659694
Soul
>>14659497
>>14659636
>>14659719
Soulless

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14659749]

>>14659721
That’s blondes for ya

>>14659728
Someone made a crack about Alyzza here, that black people absorb souls, and I didn’t get the chance to ask if that’s why they had more soul than everyone else.

[Anonymous No.14659751]

>>14659706
>>14659716
Holy shit this is almost exactly what happened to me... why are we so stupid bros? Why can’t we just appreciate what we had?

[Anonymous No.14659782]

>>14659728
Second item under soulless is wearing a tiny crucifix; no doubt heartless though

[Anonymous No.14659808]

>>14659706
>>14659716
>>14659751
Fucking retards, I'd never do that if I get a blonde gf
>t. done the same with my brunette gf

[Anonymous No.14659809]

>>14659751
>>14659716
>>14659706
never play, never lose

[Anonymous No.14659813]

>>14659782
>crucifix
Means shit. Also fuck your Jewish religion.

[Anonymous No.14659817]

>>14659813
>da joos
cope

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14659836]

>Arguing over soulfulness
>Fuck your jew savior

[Anonymous No.14659838]

>>14659817
Spread the other cheek

[Anonymous No.14659844]

>>14659838
not even christian, faggot.

[Anonymous No.14659854]

>all the chads itt
How does one go about obtaining a blonde gf bros ?

[Anonymous No.14659862]

>>14659817
>perform mental self lobotomy because cope
if only one could harness this power... oh wait

[Anonymous No.14659863]

>>14659854
>chads
If you're chad you can pic the flavor. If you're not forget about it unless you are willing to settle with a fatty.

[Anonymous No.14659877]

>on Tinder I only superlike blonds
>they never like me back

[Anonymous No.14659889]

ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVuudcpW-MY

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14659896]

>>14659854
Just grow your courage, ask, roll with the rejections, smile it off.
Be nice, ask about them and listen, but when offering some background on yourself try not to be dismal.

[Anonymous No.14659924]

>>14659813
Down, boy..

[Anonymous No.14659927]

>>14659896
>Be nice
Women don't like nice guys.

[Anonymous No.14659933]

>>14659924
>Down
You have what syndrome? I can't hear you with that circumcised cock in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.14659990]

NEVER shall a young man,
Thrown into despair
By those great honey-coloured
Ramparts at your ear,
Love you for yourself alone
And not your yellow hair.'
'But I can get a hair-dye
And set such colour there,
Brown, or black, or carrot,
That young men in despair
May love me for myself alone
And not my yellow hair.'
'I heard an old religious man
But yesternight declare
That he had found a text to prove
That only God, my dear,
Could love you for yourself alone
And not your yellow hair.

[Anonymous No.14659997]

>>14659476
Either supernaturally beautiful, or painfully ehhhh. Rarely very ugly.

[Anonymous No.14660029]

>>14659476
Slay or be slayed, that is the question

[Anonymous No.14660033]

>>14659990
Damn that's nice

[Anonymous No.14660052]

>>14659990
Why does anglo poetry suck so much?

[« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !!oI3er5KKetj No.14660073]

>>14659927
>I want the psychopath gf that will be mean to me
Often they want a strong decisive personality and accept assholes, but all the while think to themselves that they can “fix” them. Or it’s rough sex. But no. Be nice. Not weak, nice

[Anonymous No.14660093]

>>14660052
It doesn't, you just don't understand English.