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So, /lit/. How alpha are you?

http://arianeb.com/dateariane/default.htm

Pic related, she's obviously well read.

The true purpose of the thread is to make you discuss the quote in the pic. If you don't like fantasy it might just be a bit too deep for you.

>> No.1463933

>low-cutting top
>well-read
pick one.

>> No.1463936

>>1463933
Are you from the past?

>> No.1463938

>>1463932
Hug her
>You are so sweet ! Thank you! How about a kiss?
Options: French kiss or caress her chest.

>> No.1463937

>>1463936
to you? yes.

>> No.1463943

Did this on /v/ last night
503 errors EVERYWHERE

>> No.1463944

>playing this in class
>"How old are you? Under 18 or over 18
>play on
>get opportunity to go into bedroom
>"BEDROOM IS OFF LIMITS. THE END"

Why the fuck did it ask my age then?

>> No.1463950

>>1463944
If you do it right you get laid. Seems like you weren't alpha enough.

Just did her, TWICE. Fuck yes.

>> No.1463954

>>1463950
Don't read your own comment bro, it's pretty faggy.

>> No.1463956

The true purpose of the thread was to discuss fantasy/sci-fi, people. So don't get pissy when you don't get laid in that game (just like in real life).

>>1463954
U puddi?

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>>1463956
>Just did her, TWICE. Fuck yes.
>Just pretend did a pretend woman, TWICE. Fuck yes.
Pic related, it's me

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>> No.1464063

>''ur so funy lol, how about a kiss?''
>try to french kiss her
>''lol the fuck are you doin? 1/10! 1/10!!!''
>ok then...doesn't look like I have any other choices
>caress chest
>''lol perv, get the fuck out of here''
>ok then...what the fuck am I supposed to do?
>the cheek is clickable
>Service Temporarily Unavailable
Fuck this shit.

>> No.1464064

>>1464063
I noticed that I didn't get the whole picture unless I zoomed out.

>> No.1464070
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1464070

>Gets mad because I eat too much stake.
The fuck bitch? I eat them because they are delicious and you are a great cook, you cunt!

>> No.1464072

>>1464070
>Ask me to kiss her
>Get mad when I do
>Teleport us to the door and ask me to leave
>Rate me on scale from 1 to 10

This shit is too realistic.

>> No.1464086

>"Before we move on, how old are you?"
>Under 18/ Over 18
>Click over 18
>SERVICE TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE.

>> No.1464134

Bitches love log rides. Only got me a seven though. :(

>> No.1464150

>>1463956
is there anything wrong with reading fantasy/sci-fi books? What genre makes my penis bigger if i read it?

>> No.1464161

>>1464150
Erotica, duh!

>> No.1464162

>>1464161
This. Read some Bataille and you're dick will grow.

>> No.1464163

>>1464150
Something that's too clever for her to read, but not so clever that she hasn't heard of it.

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>> No.1464278
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>Famous Renaissance Painter
>Rembrandt

Ariane is STUUUUUUPID

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I get 6/10
Fuck I'm such a nice guy :/

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>>1464287
>Yuppie, <3 of Women and Beautiful !TrapsNBTnA
helloo. i've not seen you around here before!

>> No.1464295

'Trying to pull my top off is a bit immature. On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 2.'

well fuck your shit bitch

>> No.1464303

>mfw I fucked her on the couch

>> No.1464315

>>1464292
>helloo. i've not seen you around here before!

Hi!
I'm mostly on /r9k/

>> No.1464320

>she agrees to take her top off
>503
>go back and try again
>"I'm not in the mood!" you get 6/10
fffffff

>> No.1464325

>mfw 503 errors everywhere.

>> No.1464326

>>1464315
>replied genially to TyBrax
Now u goin' git stalk by da local aspiefaggot

u fuck'd

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>>1464326
i'm not a creep

>> No.1464330

>>1464328
How about you go to /r9k/ so you can creep your new obsession? That way, we don't have to deal with you anymore.

>> No.1464335

ok, you bunch of elementary school wannabe guidos:

the trick is to make her join the dance competition at the strip-joint. You can not fuck up after that.
This only works when you got her a little worked up before you leave the house. she will then ask you whether or not you want to go to the seedier parts of town.

there, shit is easy. but the broad only seems to put out in the bedroom and knows only two positions. stupid prude.

>> No.1464451

bump

>> No.1464455

you are all faggots
http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/d_files/ariane/5_Rebecca.html

>> No.1464463

>get a bj
>lick her pussy
>go to her bedroom
>she freaks out
>wat

>> No.1464535

>>1464455
>Note, since the last click said "Go to sleep" instead of "Have sex with Rebecca" and since there was no animated GIF at the end, I believe this ending is wrong

ahahaha