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ITT: Describe books vaguely, end your description with "shenanigans ensue".


Man wakes up an insect, shenanigans ensue.

Drug addict needs new pancreas, shenanigans ensue.

Industrialists inhabit mountain batcave, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463020

World War II, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463021

A hedonistic glutton is visited by a old man. Shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463023

>Industrialists inhabit mountain batcave, shenanigans ensue.

Very good.

Architect is rapes woman, shenanigans ensue

>> No.1463026

rich assholes, shenanigans ensue

>> No.1463030

Russians live in subway system, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463027

Midget inherits ring, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463033

Man's wife runs off with other man, shenanigans ensue

>> No.1463034

One man kills vampires, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463035

>>1463027
Lord of the Rings

>> No.1463036

Irish man starts a family, Shenanigans ensue

>> No.1463037

>>1463023
>architect is rapes woman

babies are drunkards, shenanigans ensue

communism, shenanigans ensue

>> No.1463039

Retard gets farm job, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463040

Nouns verb adjective nouns. Shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463045

With the help of science, a retard attempts to outperform a rodent. Shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463046

Monk discovers spaceship, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463056

>>1463045
FLOWERS FOR ALGERNON


nostalgia'd hard

>> No.1463069

The world is everything that is the case.

Shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463072

Dumbledore dies, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463093
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1463093

Derp derp vampire derp shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463111

Clown monster terrorizes children, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463118

Dublin, 16 June 1904, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463127

Kids touch blue cube and turn into animals, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463129

Smuggler shoots three ice skaters, shenanigans ensue.

A guy burns a library, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463131

Impotent man vacations with his crush and a Jew, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463137

Take trains all around the country, hook up with Mexican, auntie sends money, nothing really ensues.

>> No.1463140

>>1463137
catcher in the rye

>> No.1463173

Invisible forcefield over town, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463212

A bunch of stupid kids find themselves on an island, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463223 [DELETED] 

Orphan leaves asks for more, shenanigans ensue

>> No.1463219

>>1463111
IT
>>1463039
LOL. Of mice and Men

>> No.1463274

Orphan asks for more, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463288

riverrun, finnegans ensue

>> No.1463291

Car dealer goes insane, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463346

Sadomasochistic Bengali nudist elected president of the USA, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463368

Mexicans inherit a house and drink wine, shenanigans ensue.

Aliens put their trash on earth, shenanigans ensue.

Guy hunts lions and buffalo to impress wife, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463365

Man is asked by his best friend to help him out in running the country, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463388

Wise retard is born, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463399

>>1463388

The New Testament?

>> No.1463432

Rich old man fucks with young teacher's head, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463439

Talking rabbits, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463440

>>1463368
Roadside Picnic

Man tricks anarchist into thinking he's an anarchist, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463443

Guy goes to Paris to paint, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463451

riverrun, past Eve and Adams, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth, Castle and Environs, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463457

>>1463440
Man Who Was Thursday

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Tractor salesman writes letters about his antics, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463463

>>1463457

gk chesterton 4 lyf niggah

>> No.1463474

>>1463463
hell yeah, man. totally.

>> No.1463517

A man doesn't give a fuck, shenanigans ensue

>> No.1463527

>>1463517

The Stranger

>> No.1463528

nine people take a drug, four of them die, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463548
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1463548

Isn't the proper phrase "hijinks ensue"?

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>>1463118
no ones said Ulysses yet?

wtf lit?

>> No.1463568

>>1463443

Of Human Bondage?

>> No.1463567

>>1463137
on the road lul

>> No.1463570
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James Joyce and Einstein walk into a bar, shenanigans ensue

>> No.1463708

Poets and a whore. Shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463723

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. Shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463738

A guy fucks his mom, shenanigans ensue.

Author gets writers block, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463801

>>1463568
Close. The Moon & Sixpence

>> No.1463816

>>1463723
Pride & Prejudice

A night-shift food factory worker's friend kills her husband, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463985

>>1463026

the sun also rises?

>> No.1463987

Man gets arrested, doesnt know crime. Shenanigans ensue.

Person thinks about the time he built this giant wall. Shenanigans ensue.

Boy finds blue stone
Shenanigans ensue.

Man wants intelligence so makes a dodgy deal
Shenanigans ensue

Uncle marries deceased brothers wife. Son unhappy
Shenanigans ensue.

Warrior becomes King
Shenanigans ensue.

made it easy mode for you /lit/

>> No.1463988

Absent mother gives child toy train, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463989

Man's standards for hiring are incredibly low, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1463991

The French invade Russia shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1464023

man kills death, becomes death, shenanigans ensue

>> No.1464051

Man is made, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1464055

A comedian is killed in New York, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1464060

>>1464055
Masked man in Fascist, post-nuclear war Britain, shenanigans ensue.

>> No.1464062

>>1464023
That sum resurrection of Christ?

>> No.1464132

Woman gives vague gesture, shenanigans ensue.