Just ask me.

[Roman No.1462638]

Ask the author of 4 novels (none published), 1 anthology of short stories (also not published), 1 collection of prose and one collection of verse poetry (not published either) anything. Anything at all.

[Anonymous No.1462644]

How's the view from your mom's basement?

[Anonymous No.1462641]

Are any of your books any good?

[Roman No.1462650]

>>1462641
Yes. They are all very good. I recommend my first novel, Terrobird. It's about a terrifying bird. Riveting stuff.

[Roman No.1462656]

>>1462644

I own my own apartment, knave.

[Anonymous No.1462668]

What's your day job and why not publish?

[gallowsCalibrator No.1462671]

HOW M4NY T1M3S H4V3 YOUR WORKS B33N R3J3CT3D BY PUBL1SH3RS?

[Roman No.1462682]

>>1462668

I work for a catering company called Party Down.
I'm ahead of my time.


>>1462671

You're lucky I have the patience to decipher your nonsensical sentence. Each of my novels have been rejected a half-dozen times each. My anthology and collections of poetry have been rejected a full ten times each.

[Anonymous No.1462684]

I just got done watching that show

>Mon visage

ITT: People who don't know what Party Down is

[Roman No.1462692]

>>1462684

Leave now.

[Anonymous No.1462696]

you gonna post 'em or wat?

if its so bad, do it for the lulz.

[Anonymous No.1462705]

>>1462650
>Terrorbird

hahaha. are you garth marenghi irl

[Roman No.1462714]

>>1462696

I have integrity as an artist and I will not stoop so low as to simply hand out my oeuvre on the internet. You can e-mail me at [e-mail] if you're looking to buy one of my manuscripts.

[Anonymous No.1462724]

keep out of the fuckroom, Roman.

[Anonymous No.1462730]

>>1462638
Why do you suck so much?

Also how do you have an unpublished anthology? What does that even mean? Do you mean a collection? Or did you try to edit an anthology on your own?

Have you not submitted to literary journals? Oh, wait.

>4 novels
(read: fanfiction)

>Verse poetry
o i c

My captcha is better than anything you've written: seven-limb phistin

[Roman No.1462734]

>>1462724

Fuck you, Nick DiCinto. You're nothing but a washed-up divorcée and a fuck passive.

[Roman No.1462739]

>>1462730

Someone's raging.

[Anonymous No.1462745]

Hang in there bro. Someone will want to read whatever it is you can't get published eventually.

[Roman No.1462746]

>>1462745

Thank you, anon.

[Detergent !3I4SJbCh8M No.1462761]

You should be proud, roman! Only shite gets published these days.
The downfall of all 'art' in general is when people start trying to make a living from it.

let me know if you get anything published. I will do you a favour and download it from demonoid.

[Roman No.1462769]

>>1462761

Indeed I will, Detergent.

[Anonymous No.1462794]

>mfw [e-mail]

[carcinoGeneticist No.1462829]

>>1462671
DON'T YOU HAVE GOD TIER SHIT TO BE DOING RIGHT ABOUT NOW?

[gallowsCalibrator No.1462855]

>>1462829
DONT YOU H4V3 B3TT3R TH1NGS TO DO TH4N B31NG 4N 4SSF4C3?