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>And this is our sons room, he's a big reader!

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*creaaak*

>> No.14625067

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I1mYT7r_w0

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>>14625046
>sees das buch Geschlect und Charakter
>immediately wets herself

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>>14625046

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Hello

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>>14625088
chris, easy on the books

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>My gott! What are you *sniff* doing in here?

>> No.14625328

>>14625232
>ywn be a comfy girl reading books in comfy string lit room
Why go on?

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Leave me be, mother. I am deriving epistemology from ontology.

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>> No.14626531

>>14625046
For you

>> No.14626532

>>14626519
why is this so funny

>> No.14626533

>>14625462
fuck you, tranny imposter, I was just going to sleep

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>>14626533
>mfw

>> No.14626552

>>14625462
Why does this image frighten me so much? It's just a child's doll.

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>>14625046

>> No.14627421

>>14625462

There's something so wrong about this. I understand that the light source is almost behind the doll, so the side facing us would be darker - but there is some lack of reciprocity in terms of the amount of reflected light in the room. I feel like the doll should be much more illuminated, and it's fucking freaking me out

>> No.14627427

>>14625196
heh

>> No.14627436

>>14625462
you absolute fucking corndog. i was just going to go off to bed.

>> No.14627457

>>14625462
Well congratulations, you made me jump the fuck outta bed

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>>14625046

>> No.14627532

>>14626546
Is that young Bjork?

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>> No.14627537

>>14625088
is there a worse way to horde books?

>> No.14627539

>>14625462
So... do you fuck that thing or what?

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>>14625046

>> No.14627543

>>14627464
based Leland

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>>14625046

>> No.14627568

>>14627464
Man, rats are cool but they piss constantly all over the place; that's why I gave mine away.

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>> No.14627577

>>14627569
blue is surprisingly based

>> No.14627590

>>14627577
He's a pretentious posturing mid-wit with no self awareness.

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>>14627569
>I appreciate the remark, m'lady
>everyone can listen
>nobody can read
>I am above all else...
>...humble

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>> No.14627606

>>14627569
This is what I imagine all /lit/posters to look like, honestly. Even the females.

>> No.14627643

>>14627590
this.
And also as he shits on the music with the statement that everyone can listen to it in background without paying attention, it reveals that he also did not put any cognitive effort in reading the books but just skimmed them over so he can tick them off of his "books for intellectual wannabies" list. Because if he did read them and understood them, I believe that he would not be such pretentious posturing mid-wit with no self awareness.

And now excuse me while i'll go to wikipedia to memorize names of complicated and hard sounding names of scientist and scientific theories and then randomly write them on /sci/ to look like real intelectual. BAZINGA!!

>> No.14627648

>>14627604
what the fuck is that flab on the 3rd person's left leg?

>> No.14627666

>>14627590
>>14627643
It's a joke

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>>14627648

>> No.14627691

>>14627666
I hope so, but I think that the guy on FB meant it.

>> No.14627700

>>14627643
Saw this post with no context and assumed you were talking about Scaruffi

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Accidentally unplugs my headphones and the Tara Tainton scene I'm cranking it to plays at full volume for all to hear.

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>>14625046
OUT!

>> No.14627802

>>14627703
>tfw No longer anon

>> No.14627821

>>14625328
>girl
you're gay now

>> No.14627832

>>14627703
>not Kara Tointon
Shit taste

>> No.14627848

>>14626533
if that creeps you out, it sounds like you're the gay one

>> No.14627886

>>14627421
She absorbs light the same way she absorbs souls.

>> No.14627890

>>14627569
>Finnegan's

>> No.14627896

>>14627537
The shelves have gaps in them, so it's a decent design.

>> No.14627919

>>14627802
oh? did she stop?

>> No.14627990

>>14625453
comfy ratto

>> No.14627998

>>14627648
Lipodema.

>> No.14628073

>>14625055
No, that’s Switchblade Symphony

>> No.14628120

>>14625453
thanks anon only you got my reference in the OP.

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Me reading Bataille

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>>14625232
>>14625328
you are (not) a girl

>> No.14628330

>>14627648
americanism

>> No.14628335

>>14627568
Is it possible to give them a catheter you just strap to their back?

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>>14625046
go away whore

>> No.14628382

>>14628335
I'll look into it.

>> No.14628390

>>14628274
Is this the one where he masturbates to his mother's porn videos

>> No.14628404

>>14628274
I would like to know the name of this particular comic.

>> No.14628408

>>14625232
Good bait, it is actually a store

>> No.14628431

>>14628404
296499

>> No.14628438

>>14628292
STAPPPPP

>> No.14628458

>>14628390
Yes
>>14628404
[Tsuzura Kuzukago] My Mom is a Porn Actress

>> No.14628469

>>14627421
thats just a thing cameras do, the brighter parts are adjusted correctly so the darker parts seem way too dark

>> No.14628494

hisssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.14628507

>>14628458
>[Tsuzura Kuzukago] My Mom is a Porn Actress
Cheers

>> No.14628510

Kek, he lives in a closet?

>> No.14628517

>>14628458
Incredible, all my fetishes in one convenient volume. I'm usually not impressed by hentai at all but this just hits the spot.

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>>14625046

>> No.14628601

>>14627536

This is very 2010.

>> No.14628667

>>14625088
what if he wants a book on the bottom 5th of a pile?

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>>14625046

>> No.14628745

>>14625462
>Butterfly is a mommy
Didnt expect this to be the case, but I would not be telling the truth if I said I am surprised by this either.

>> No.14628839

>>14626552
>Why does this image frighten me so much?

Negroids are very violent and have poor impulse control.

>> No.14628859

>>14628667
There are gaps. Look especially at the second stack from the right. There's a gap every foot or so.

>> No.14628988

>>14627539
Based

>> No.14629155

>>14625196
>B&N classics edition on Dante's Inferno
not gonna make it corgi.

>> No.14629238

>>14627703
>Tara Tainton
good taste my man, good taste
>>14625328
you can always be comfy boy playing vidya in comfy string lit room. i was once that boy you know? had a disco ball and moon chair, DJ station, laptop station, xbox 360 station. stolen signs from around the neighborhood as decor. not a book in sight.

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Guten Tag

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>>14627604

>> No.14629455

>>14627604
>>14629390
I'm pretty fat, but I'll never understand how people balloon up to this gargantuan size.

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>>14629455

>> No.14629485

>>14629473
If we lock up suicidal people and force them to take psychiatric drugs, why don't we do the same with these lardballs? They're trying to kill themselves as well, it's just going to take a little longer.

>> No.14629493

>>14625232
>GONE

based

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>> No.14629521

>>14629485
>we lock up suicidal people and force them to take psychiatric drugs
What the hell are you on about? That hasn't been a practice for at least half a century.

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Hello Mother, Father, and guests.
Where are we having dinner tonight?

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>> No.14629998

>>14625046
>And this is our sons room, he's a big reader!

FOR YOU

>> No.14630761

>>14629485
>>14629521
I rather we just kill them outright.

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>>14625232
>ywn plow her

>> No.14630870

>>14627606
he does kind of look like butterfly lmao

>> No.14630887

>>14627532
lmao how the fuck is she still recognisable

>> No.14630895

>>14630861
>ywn be her

>> No.14631380

>>14625232
Wow is there even a single good book on that shelf?

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>>14625046

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>>14625046
>He's a big reader!
For you

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>>14629455
it's a genetic abnormality that puts their body into store fat mode and they are superstorers, efficiently converting any food they eat as excess fat. similar to people who have myostatin deficiency and turn their food into only muscle and are fat deprived. we know it can be selectively bred for because we do it with some animals, this means it's inheritable and genetic, which is why fat families have fat children.

the reason this occurs is likely due to famine survival adaptation strategies in early human history, the reason these people get SO big is because food is abundant and available now, in the past they would've be 'just fat' and everyone was skinny because caloric and nutrient deficiencies were common up to the mid 1800s, but the americans invented modern agriculture and well... we all getting real fat now son.

>> No.14632494

>>14631444
The only correct answer

>> No.14632526

>>14629390
>the other customers keep a 3m safety distance
kek

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>>14625046
C ya around niggas

>> No.14632595

>>14632484
>>14632484
You're an idiot
Obesity and IQ have a near perfect inverse correlation
Stupid lazy cunts won't stop eating and blame everybody but themselves
To think 5 billion years of evolution didn't give every creature on this earth near perfect caloric efficiency is laughable.
>Let's throw away 50% of my calories in constant marginal food conditions so I don't have excess flab
Stop making shit up on the internet and stop eating fatty
Surprised you're smart enough to solve the CATCHPA

>> No.14632644

>>14632595
>evolution
>near perfect

this is a common misunderstanding of the evolutionary process. it's a lot like greedy search in information theory, it looks for the first available solution not an optimal one (and it has no 'de-evolution' process to go back, so it locks in all changes permanently through the line of descent). almost nothing in nature is evolved to be perfect or even efficient, just able to survive given standard assumptions about the environmental/atmospheric conditions remaining the same. this is why dinosaurs lived unmolested for hundreds of millions of years, then were wiped out in less than 10 million years, no adaptation to the changing atmospheric concentrations, the sharp reduction in oxygen simply made it impossible for such large creatures to survive and opened up the space for megafauna mammals.

for the last 200 years there has been an MASSIVE die off of species, plants, insects, birds, animals, the diversity of life on this planet is plummeting because all of these living things were evolve to just survive in their specific niches and when humans started affecting the planet the animals and plants simply could not respond to the rapid changes. viruses did respond and adapt well, due to their far shorter lifecycles allowing for more chances at mutation, and they have really flourished and grown. parasitic lifeforms also. and any animals or plants we use and engineer through artificial selection are also doing well, stuff like:
>cats, dogs, sheep, goats, cows, chickens, horses etc

but with monoculture agriculture and the dying off of heirloom breeds of farm animals this is now thinning out also. while the BRUTE numbers of cows, chickens, pigs is many orders of magnitude higher than ever before, there are maybe 3-5 top breeds in each category where even 100 years ago there were scores of breeds, regional and unique; this is also true for vegetables, fruits and seeds in general.

correlation is not causation, im sure obesity and running speed is also inversely correlated. are the dumber and fatter or does becoming fatter make you dumber, or neither and it's a deeper issue related to genetic abnormalities that are comorbid or codependent.

>throw away 50%

nobody throws away anything, it's about genetic fitness, energy conversion from food in humans is not identical in efficiency because of the massive individual and group variation and adaptation to different food groups. i am not fat btw (i have extreme difficulty gaining weight due to a fast metabolism), and you need to relax.

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>>14625046
What is it, citizen?

>> No.14632686

>>14627726
He just takes all the communist posters and sculpts down when no one's filming or taking photos doesn't he?

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>>14629713
He's taken quite a few pieces but it looks like he's hardly developed his own pieces at all

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>> No.14632945

>>14625346
>not deriving ontology from epistemology
Never gonna make it.

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>>14630870
>Butterfly looks like Harold Bloom
But I...

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>>14627890

>> No.14634147

>>14629494
Janny!

>> No.14634153

U u u u

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>>14632644
>viruses did respond and adapt well, due to their far shorter lifecycles allowing for more chances at mutation, and they have really flourished and grown. parasitic lifeforms also.