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> two year anniversary coming up with the gf
> she gets migraines a lot (like 2-4 days a week) and likes me to read to her because it soothes her and puts her to sleep
> i love her a lot and want to record her an audiobook for the times that im busy and cant call (we're long distance)
> what book should i record?
> books i own are below

Portraits by Sartre, Being and Nothingness by Sartre, No Exit by Sartre, Collected Short Stories of Ray Bradbury, every play by Arthur Miller, The Beautiful and the Damned by F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise by F. Scott Fitzgerald, The History of Western Philosophy by Bertrand Russel, Selected Poems and Prose of Percy Bysshe Shelley, The Will to Power by Friedrich NEETzsche, every dialogue of Plato, The Story of Philosophy by Will Durant, like four copies each of every Shakespeare play, A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens, Confessions of Saint Augustine, Anna Karenina by Tolstoy, War and Peace by Tolstoy, The Brothers Karamazov by Dostoevsky, Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky, Notes from the Underground by Dostoevsky, The Possessed by Dostoevsky, every play by George Bernard Shaw, The Three Musketeers by Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo by Dumas, Don Quixote by Cervantes, The Red and the Black by Stendhal, Interpretation of Dreams by Freud, Le Morte d'Arthur, Complete Works of Aristotle, The Divine Comedy by Dante, The Letters of Abelard and Heloise, The Virginian by Owen Wister, The Travels of Marco Polo, and a couple other titles

>> No.14620262

>>14620214
Selected Poems and Prose of Percy Bryce Shelly. Or really anything but the philosophy books.

>> No.14620290

Are you white and is your gf white?

>> No.14620314

>>14620214
>we're long distance
PROTIP: she doesn't get migraines, she's just fucking her actual boyfriend and you're the rube in the middle who entertains her after her bull has finished dumping a load and has fucked off to do better things than talk to a woman. Prime orbiter.

>> No.14620315

>>14620290
yes to both

>> No.14620321

>>14620314
Sorry you cant comprehend having a healthy relationship incel boy

>> No.14620325

>>14620314
Something you want to tell us anon? Have you been cheated on, king?

>> No.14620339

>>14620262
Thats what I thought too

>> No.14620341

>>14620214
Read the Dumas books.

>> No.14620344

>>14620214
>Complete Works of Aristotle
Obviously this. You are retarded if you don't record this.

>> No.14620351

>>14620325
Hey sexy

>> No.14620363

If OP is serious then he should either ask his gf or pick a book according to her tastes. Sorry OP, but the hundreds of anons posting on this board are not your gf.

>> No.14620382

>>14620363
its a surprise gift -- i know her tastes and all of these would work im just indecisive so im going with the first answer which is dumas

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>>14620314

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>>14620321
>>14620325
>>14620391
>t.

>> No.14620413

>>14620391
Fuck you I laughed.

>> No.14620424

>>14620382
> all of these would work
Really? Then Aristotle's Complete Works for sure.

>> No.14620441

>>14620408
It’s okay king, the best thing to do when you found out that you’ve been cheated on is just move on. You only become a cuck if you bitch and moan about it like you’re doing right now.

>> No.14620527

>>14620214
In Search of Lost Time maybe?. It's a relaxing book and made for bedtime

>> No.14620631

>>14620441
Don't help him V

>> No.14620973

>>14620344
>>14620424
A personally recorded audiobook of the complete works of aristotle would be the most autistic gift in existence.

>> No.14621202

>>14620214
ofc I'm in no position to make judgement but it sounds so cringey anon.

but if you want to do it go for the «Complete Works of Aristotle» just because it will be so autistic in a level no one can be able to imagine.

>> No.14621252

>>14621202
I don't think it sounds cringey at all, I think it sounds sweet.

>> No.14621261

>>14620214
Why do women refer to headaches as migraines?

>> No.14621262

>>14620214
Why do women refer to cheating as migraines?

>> No.14621289

>>14620973
lmfao

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>>14621261

>> No.14621371

>>14621252
That's because you're a fag lmao

>> No.14621425

>>14620314
Chin up King, your crown is falling.

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>>14620314
holy shit what kind of events led you to these neuroses?

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>>14620314
the brand of retard you can only find on 4chan.
>have gf
>SHES FUCKING ANOTHER MAN PROBABLY BLACK WHEN YOU KISS HER ANOTHER MANS CUM IS DRIPPING OUT OF HER PUSSY. YOU THOUGHT THAT IT WAS SALIVA? NO IT WAS SEMINAL FLUID. YOU DRINK THE BULLS CUM EVERY NIGHT
>no i dont
>HAHA you THINK that you DONT. PROVE IT ANON. PROVE that what i say ISNT TRUE. DO YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SHE WAS DOING AT 8AM ON THE 2ND OF JANUARY? NO? THATS BECAUSE SHE WAS TAKING A LOAD DOWN HER THROAT

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>>14620214
Some brotha books, thank me later.

>> No.14621693

120 days of sodom

>> No.14622206

The amount of cope in this thread from incels trying to validate the legitimacy of unconsummated "relationships" is palpable. Migraines is feminine codeword for fucking the "masseur"

>> No.14622329

I love your idea OP, it’s really sweet. I might steal it just to make my gf happy, I already got her something for Valentines.

>> No.14622369

>>14622206
>the amount of cope from incels
>migraine is codeword for fucking the masseur
????????????????????????????
have you looked in a mirror lately SIR

>> No.14622385

>>14622206
are you unironically claiming that fucking migraines are a female conspiracy to aid in infidelity

>> No.14622391

>>14622385
okay, answer this then smart guy: how would his long-distance gf be able to cheat on him without also making up an unrelated medical ailment?

>> No.14622399

>>14620214
long distance relationships aren't real relationships anon

>> No.14622416

>>14622385
no, he isn't he's claiming that in this usage and situation they can be.

>> No.14622426

>>14622399
We're only long distance now because I got accepted to school in DC. We dated for over a year together in person before I transferred. I see her once a month and I am literally living with her this summer

>> No.14622428

>>14622206
This thread was not made as a legitimate question.

>> No.14622440

>>14620314
replies are all equal mix of seethe and cope. good work.

>> No.14622537

>>14622391
They're long-distance, not hard.

>> No.14622589

>>14620314
/lit/ is missing its primary target. the real bait is op, who is only asking us because he thinks /lit/ is his gf, which is pretty gay