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14603572 No.14603572 [Reply] [Original]

>all this armchair buddhist discussion recently
>none of the posters mastered the jhanas, experienced stream entry, cessation
embarrassing

>> No.14603630

>>14603572
Goddamn

>> No.14603636

I fucking love big fucking jugs

>> No.14603680
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>>14603572

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

>> No.14603779

>>14603572
goood i want to titfuck those udders so baad AAaAughh

>> No.14603789

>>14603572
Is awakening and stream entry the same thing?

>> No.14603840

>experience stream entry as a single event

you're from reddit

>> No.14603882

But i bought a Buddha statue.

>> No.14603985

>>14603840
Meditation subreddits, like /r/streamentry, are of immense worth.

>> No.14604040

>>14603985
r/streamentry is a joke. It's full of new age dummies who think they're awake.

>> No.14604134

>>14603840
>Reddit spacing

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>>14603680
>UDDERS

>> No.14604605

>>14603572
Ha ha, boobies, ha ha

>> No.14604612

>>14603572
I want to cut that woman's breast off.

>> No.14604863

>>14603572
is gatekeeping in Buddhism kind of against the whole point? if not enlighten me senpai

>> No.14604903

>>14603572
>>14603680
I want to live on a small farm with a cute n chubby uddered wife both working from home (+farm) and create a large family together and watch our children grow. Imagine homeschooling your children together, in everything.

>>14604863
buddhism is often the elite's religion so not really

>> No.14604910

>>14603572
>none of the posters mastered the jhanas
And you are calling other people armchair? Actual buddhists don't talk about the Jhanas because the buddha said declaration of supernormal powers is akin to prostitution. Jhanas fall under that realm.

>> No.14604915

>>14604903
>>14603680
Mental illness.

>> No.14604954

>>14604915
t. fag