50 shades and the absolute state

[Anonymous No.14599046]

>"You’re so deliciously wet. God, I want you.” He thrusts his finger inside me, and I cry out as he does it again and again. He palms my clitoris, and I cry out once more. He pushes inside me harder and harder still. I groan.
>Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off and throws them on the floor. Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erection springs free. Holy cow… He reaches over to his bedside table and grabs a foil packet, and then he moves between my legs, spreading them farther apart. He kneels up and pulls a condom onto his considerable length. Oh no…Will it? How?
>“Don’t worry,” he breathes, his eyes on mine. “You expand, too.”
>He leans down, his hands on either side of my head, so he’s hovering over me, staring down into my eyes, his jaw clenched, eyes burning. It’s only now that I register he’s still wearing his shirt.
>“You really want to do this?” he asks softly.
>“Please,” I beg.
>“Pull your knees up,” he orders softly, and I’m quick to obey. “I’m going to fuck you now, Miss Steele,” he murmurs as he positions the head of his erection at the entrance of my sex. “Hard,” he whispers, and he slams into me.
>“Aargh!” I cry as I feel a weird pinching sensation deep inside me as he rips through my virginity. He stills, gazing down at me, his eyes bright with ecstatic triumph.
OH NO NO NO NO NO UH HU HU

[Anonymous No.14599063]

>>14599046
Stop hating on what makes women wet and let women masturbate in peace. It's for women who enjoy that stuff not for you, shut up and fuck off. You are only giving fuel to sjws to hate on porn for men with this shit.

[Anonymous No.14599065]

Yeah I'm pretty sure my weird childhood friend's Sonic the Hedgehog erotic fanfics were better written than 50 Shades. Are there examples of genuinely well written, arousing erotica out there? Pynchon is fantastic at writing smut but I can't think of anyone else.

[Anonymous No.14599073]

>>14599063
In other words, let women and their literature be mediocre

[Anonymous No.14599092]

>>14599073
You know how men say they cannot command their dick? Women cannot command their vagina either. Good porn is what gets the vagina wet, this is what gets the vagina wet. All your attempts to get women to like what doesn't make the vagina wet, like >>14599065, are as futile as feminazi's attempts to get men to like obese women who don't get your dick hard.

[Anonymous No.14599125]

>>14599092
Shut the fuck up, woman. The fact that your race is attracted to this bondage kind of stuff won't save you from being laugh at and being called mediocre.

[Anonymous No.14599129]

>>14599125
Then don't complain when feminazis hate on your porn and ridicule men for your fetishes too, hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.14599138]

>>14599129
I won't. I don't watch porn and nobody should. Get fucked

[Anonymous No.14599151]

>>14599125
>men: don't hate on my porn!! It gets my dick hard!!
>also men: why does this porn cater to you and not me!! I hate it! ! I don't care it's what turns you on!!
Feminists are correct about men.

[Anonymous No.14599156]

>>14599151
Porn is a cancer. And women who like bondage are laughable and stupid lol

[Anonymous No.14599162]

>>14599156
>oh no my hypocrisy has been exposed, better pretend to shit on porn
>nooooooooooo don't censor my softcore waifus1!!!
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.14599170]

>>14599162
How cringe, girl. Have some respect to yourself.

[Anonymous No.14599175]

>>14599170
Nigger, please. Some pathetic hypocrite like you doesn't even know what self-respect is. Go cry about muh evil sjws on twitter.

[Anonymous No.14599193]

>>14599175
Nobody talked about sjws other than you. But do whatever you want, discussing with a woman is useless. If you want it so much, all right then: you win. Good job. Daddy is proud of you.

[Anonymous No.14599203]

>>14599193
This whole board always talk about sjws, newfag, sometimes rightly so sometimes not. This is one of the not cases as men are blatant hypocrites wanting their porn be respected because it makes them orgasm but not wanting to give the same respect to women's porn, what makes WOMEN orgasm. I hate this hypocrisy. Go kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.14599212]

>>14599203
That's my girl! Keep it on

[Anonymous No.14599231]

>>14599092
>>14599129
Artificial wombs and semen-gathering sexbots can't come soon enough.

[Anonymous No.14599246]

>>14599046
>Holy cow

[Anonymous No.14599279]

>>14599046
>Holy cow

[Anonymous No.14599358]

>>14599279
>>14599246
>>14599231
>>14599212
ITT: a man mad a book gets more pussy than he does.

[Anonymous No.14599380]

>>14599358
>a man mad a book madda ba
Daddy is so proud!

[Anonymous No.14599600]

>>14599092
It´s not about who is aroused by what, and what should be arousing. It´s about the fact that 50 shades is not literature, it is pretty much trash. And as other anons already stated, even a lot of very sleazy fanfictions are better written. Which all to ironic since the book was formerly a twilight famfic and the outher simply decidet to change names and some other details. it does not discribe a bdsm-relationship but one of manipulation and abuse, combined with lackluster bdsm. It is pretty retardet; hentai-dounjinshi-level in a way. Which I don´t have a problem with. But people don´t treat is a simply masturbation material. It´s not treated as some kind of porn but as this bestseller by some. Just imagine something like that whould happen with a literal hentai (not with one of the extraordinary vile or absurd kinds thou). Just imagine if someone whould publish some sleazy book adaption of some borderline schoolgirl abduction stuff. And it whould be so succesfull that it whould get its on movie which whould whould sell like crazy. Again it does not matter if you masturbate to trasch, but it does if millions of people forget that it is trash.

[Anonymous No.14599613]

>>14599600
Who elected you the arbiter of smut?

[Anonymous No.14599639]

>>14599600
50 shades is porn. It exists to bring sexual and emotional pleasure to women.
It got millions of vaginas wet for the first time in their life, which means it has accomplished its purpose better than a lot of crap that gets pushed on women with no care what women actually like.
>it's treated as a bestseller
It is a bestseller. Hentai is also regularly a bestseller in Japan, and nobody bats an eye because people aren't prude and bigots getting shocked people like porn.
>I hate that millions of people like this
That's your complaint? Fuck off. Millions of men like all kinds of softcore and hardcore too but you don't see people bitching about that. Women like whatever they like, go kill yourself if you have a problem with that.

[Anonymous No.14599660]

>>14599065
post fanfics about sonic

[Anonymous No.14599674]

>>14599639
Oh you're back! Well done sweetheart. You put that jerk in his place.

[Anonymous No.14599680]

>>14599674

[Anonymous No.14599693]

>>14599129
They were going to do that anyway. In fact, they started it. These whores deserve to be mocked in the cruelest way possible.

[Anonymous No.14599699]

>>14599639
>Literally a coomer defense

Die surrounded by cats lol.

[Anonymous No.14599707]

>>14599693
>They were going to do that anyway
Proof?
>In fact, they started it
I recall first there being an incel backlash against Twilight THEN sjws started to take over the internet, after 2010.
You started it.

[Anonymous No.14599714]

>>14599707
incels weren't even a thing back then and nobody cared about Twilight

[Anonymous No.14599725]

>>14599714
They were not identified as incels yet but the hateful attitude against anything girls enjoy was already there. And yes, you cared about Twilight because you were mad at girls not giving you attention, just like an incel.

[Anonymous No.14599741]

>>14599725
lol ok

[Anonymous No.14599747]

>>14599725
I was like 13 at the time and used to make fun of my friend for reading Twilight and she was genuinely embarrassed about it because even a 13 year old girl knew it was trash. It was entirely light-hearted though and had nothing to do with incels, it was the equivalent of girls making fun of guys for watching wrestling or something.

[Anonymous No.14599750]

>>14599639
OH NOOO A TRANNY TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF OH NOOOOO WHAT OTHER CHOICE DO I HAVE BUT TO OBEY OH NOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.14599751]

>>14599741
That's the spirit. Keep up the attitude, make sure nobody likes you.

[Anonymous No.14599756]

>>14599747
bitch deserved it.

[Anonymous No.14599762]

>>14599747
>It was entirely light-hearted
No it wasn't. It was mean and hurtful, and she was embarrassed because socialization had conditioned her to be a people pleaser even when it meant going against her interests and hurting herself.

Glad women are growing out of this shitty attitude. Maybe sjws have done something good afterall.

[Anonymous No.14599801]

>>14599046
desu I came to it multiple times. It's mediocre literotica but that's fine. I don't need my erotica to be good if it's only goal is to make me masturbate.

[Anonymous No.14599820]

>>14599046
>palms my clitoris

This is how I know this was written by a man. That’s like the worst motion you could do with your hands there. I don’t know why it’s such a popular move among men, I’ve had to teach so many boyfriends to not do that.

[Anonymous No.14599831]

>>14599820
The author is a woman who got famous for those books you stupid hoe.

[Anonymous No.14599834]

>>14599046
>He palms my clitoris
wut
should i be open palm striking women?

[Anonymous No.14599838]

>>14599762
you're being ridiculous, we were just teenagers, and Im sure that's how adults saw Twilight at the time as well, literally nobody took it seriously. Incels were not a thing back then, Twilight came out at the same time as the fucking 40 year old virign, that was the pop cultural touchstone for guys who couldnt get sex.

[Anonymous No.14599842]

>>14599834
You should ask your partner if she enjoys what you're doing and
if (yes)
continue;
else
stop;

Too bad your hand can't talk.

[Anonymous No.14599858]

>>14599838
>we were just teenagers
Nigger there's 40 year old grown men who still whine and gripe about Becky in high school turning them down. Teenage years are fucking critical to development. The incels of today are the teenagers of back then who never got to resolve their issues.

>how adults saw Twilight at the time as well, literally nobody took it seriously
It generated the same huge amount of butthurt from virgin males and bullshitting jealous girls 50 shades did.

[Anonymous No.14599862]

>>14599820
>I’ve had to teach so many boyfriends to not do that.
why do sluts always found a way to talk about their partners? how? you're nothing without a man, basically

[Anonymous No.14599868]

>>14599858
you're right, we should've bullied her properly

[Anonymous No.14599873]

>>14599868
Do you want sjws? That's how you get sjws.

[Anonymous No.14599880]

>>14599873
oh, ok.

[Anonymous No.14599885]

>>14599639
>in Japan, and nobody bats an eye
in nipland you are looked down upon by most of the adult population of you watch anime or read manga at a post high school age. if you told some salaryman you watch hentai you will be shamed, silently, and met with that reserved disgust expression where one side of the mouth curls up a couple mm.

[Anonymous No.14599889]

>>14599762
toastie

[Anonymous No.14599909]

>>14599065
Probably true. I have read many erotic self-insert anime fanfics, and the average one of those is much more arousing than this. Most women don't even like this shit despite what you will hear on vietnamese fishing boards

[Anonymous No.14599920]

>>14599858
I feel like im talking to aliens here, you are seriously going to compare two 13 year olds playfully making fun of each other to the host of psychotic rage and bitterness surrounding incels and radfems?

[Anonymous No.14599922]

>>14599725
Cringed hard. So now we're back to the incel stuff, which is literally just an extension of schoolyard-tier bullying.

If shitting on incels is okay, then mocking dumb bitches with bad taste in books is okay. You de-facto factually agree with this since you're doing it right now.

[Anonymous No.14599935]

>>14599858
Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey are both terrible and anyone who liked them deserves to be mocked. Savagely.

The femoid asshurt that this is the case is hilarious, because the only way you can defend it is by acting in a way that totally justifies it.

>W-W-W-WELL Y-Y-Y-YOU'RE A VIRGIN!
And you're a dumb roastie with awful taste, which is objectively worse than being a virgin. You know why? Because an incel might someday have sex, but you will never stop being a dumb roastie. And if you aren't a woman--you should be even more ashamed because you're acting like one.

[Anonymous No.14599944]

>>14599873
Pretty sure SJWs are what happen when women stop being shamed for acting like whores, and start being glorified for being disgusting.

>b-b-b-b-b-
I am factually right here. There are no SJWs in fucking Iran, because there they beat blue-haired whores to death with cinderblocks.

You're doing a good job of convincing me that this is how society should work.

[Anonymous No.14599945]

>>14599046
>>14599063
>>14599762
>>14599762
>>14599639
Mom?

[Anonymous No.14599946]

>>14599920
You thought it was playful. She didn't.

>>14599922
Not comparable. Incels aren't shat on for masturbating to fetish porn, they are shat on for being hypocrites, demanding what they aren't willing to give and expecting female company and attention just because they exist. A behavior women largely don't display.

[Anonymous No.14599948]

>>14599885

This is only true for boomers.

Younger Japanese read hentai comics in public and nobody gives a fuck, it's seem as a totally conventional thing to do. Look up videos of people riding the Tokyo subway, like 20% of men are reading graphic porn in broad view of everyone else

Truly a nation of manchildren

[Anonymous No.14599957]

>>14599063
the female coomer

[Anonymous No.14599961]

>>14599935
>>14599944
>incel rage
Every argument against 50 shades and stuff always turns out to this, incels mad women like what you don't like.

[Anonymous No.14599973]

>>14599063
Fuck SJWS but porn should be hated and banned.

[Anonymous No.14599979]

>>14599935
>you have awful taste
>NOOOOOOOOO MY DICK HOW DARE FEMINAZIS CRITICIZE MY PORN

[Anonymous No.14599982]

>>14599961
>STOP CRITICIZING THE SHIT I LIKE AND LAUGHING AT MY KINKS!

[Anonymous No.14599986]

>>14599982
Yes that's literally what you incels say.
Look in the mirror, see a hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.14599990]

>>14599986
look in the mirror, I see a mad tranny

[Anonymous No.14599993]

>>14599946
1: I mock incels all the time for being coomers, retard, that's where the meme came from.
2: Holy fucking shit, imagine being a woman and bitching about men wanting attention. Women are literally dopamine machines that run off of attention. Shut the fuck up roastie.

>>14599961
You are a roastie and you are proving my point. Do you think that this is like an incel thing? Do you think that EVERYONE doesn't mock woman who like Twilight? Even other women mock them, because it's masturbatory cringe. 50 Shades is even worse.

[Anonymous No.14599994]

>>14599990
>I have no argument so I'll just make shit up
Everytime.

[Anonymous No.14599998]

>>14599842
>redditspaced cringe
it must pain you to know the only power you're very likely to ever exercise in this world, desperately at that, is the toothless threat of withholding a wet hole from complete strangers. i'd honestly just kill my self if i was female.

[Anonymous No.14600002]

>>14599979
All pornography is evil, some is just objectively worse than others.

[Anonymous No.14600005]

>>14599993
Why does this incel deny being an incel?

[Anonymous No.14600011]

>>14600005
Now that you've conceded the argument utterly, shouldn't you remind us that you're a hole?

[Anonymous No.14600021]

>>14599993
Actually women's criticism of Twilight, etc. is typical sjw "it's problematic" rhetoric, which you incels cheered on until sjws started applying the same rhetoric to your waifus too. You should have seen it coming. No sympathy from me, you deserve it.

[Anonymous No.14600026]

>>14600005
Imagine getting so butthurt over someone laughing at a shitty book that you have to fill this thread with your assburn. Incredible. Put me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.14600030]

>>14599948
>totally conventional thing to do
no it is not.
>>14599946
>attention seeking
>A behavior women largely don't display
lmao imagine saying this, seriously or not.

[Anonymous No.14600038]

>>14600021
Maybe to the extent that it portrayed totally pathological abusive relationships, but maybe you're right--maybe roasties are just bad at literature.

Regardless, I don't care about incels. I remember when we used to just call them nerds. Guess they had to make up a new word for it once being a nerd became popular.

[Anonymous No.14600039]

>>14600011
Incel, mad at women for enjoying porn that doesn't involve him, and a nazi wannabe too. Couldn't get more stereotypical.

[Anonymous No.14600050]

>>14600039
Seething AND dodging the point. That's okay I guess, but you're not in a locker room where your pussy actually matters in an argument.

What you're doing is basically defending roasties by pointing to incels--the female equivalent of a dumb roastie. Nowhere in your empty head does this strike a dissonant chord?

[Anonymous No.14600059]

The best thread in 4chan right now

[Anonymous No.14600061]

>>14600038
Maybe feminists are correct about males, they're evil, selfish creatures that can't stand not being at the center of female attention and hate women being happy.

>>14600030
Women don't desperately seek attention from men. Involuntarily celibate women accept they're going to be alone and move on with their lives. Involuntarily celibate men go do mass shootings.

[Anonymous No.14600070]

>>14600050
I dissent. Incels are far worse than any woman.
I don't hate porn, so it is no problem for me if people enjoy whatever porn they enjoy. I hate male hypocrisy.

[Anonymous No.14600071]

>>14600061
Make a sandwich woman

[Anonymous No.14600088]

>>14600070
Too bad. We're proudly hypocrites, beyond stupid shit like "good" and "evil"

[Anonymous No.14600090]

>>14600061
>Women don't desperately seek attention from men.

You come in here trying to social shame people, and then say something so unspeakably stupid that it will condemn you to being laughed at for the next 200 posts. It's like you think that being a hole that people can have sex with entitles you to simply lie, in the most obvious and blatant way possible, right in the face of thousands of people.

[Anonymous No.14600104]

>>14600090
>pointing out my hypocrisy is social shaming me
Thanks for admitting hypocrisy is an unacceptable thing. As you recognize it as bad behavior, stop engaging in it.

[Anonymous No.14600110]

>>14600070
No, women at base are worse than incels. Incels are a social category that has existed from the beginning of time, and everyone treats them like shit. The fact that they are rightly demeaned is why they are tolerable.

Women, on the other hand, are under the terrible delusion that you are allowed to lie and act disgustingly without any judgement. Well, no matter how many times you repeat it, you are being judged, not by "incels" who would lick your boots for a crumb of pussy, but by everyone.

Where this delusion comes from, if it is your inability to employ reason or just the fact that you have been lied to by Jews and cat ladies, is a mystery. It is revolting however. I will not humor it.

[Anonymous No.14600113]

>>14600104
No. AH HAHHAHAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.14600114]

>>14599842
>if (yes)
>continue;
>else
>stop;
is this how /g/ has sex?

[Anonymous No.14600123]

>>14600110
>everyone treats them like shit
If that were true they would shut up and never bother a woman again. The fact they continue to pester unwilling women proves they are not treated like shit at all.

[Anonymous No.14600126]

>>14600104
My hypocrisy? Demonstrate it. I am not the one making blithe assertions about you, I am merely calling you a dumb bitch--which you admit to being.

It is you who must invent facts about me. All of this incel nonsense, which is made-up. All of this pornography nonsense--again, made-up.

You are the one defending being the stereotype of a loathsome femoid. I only condemn your disgusting behavior, I have not defended anything.

[Anonymous No.14600129]

>>14600113
Then don't complain everyone hates you and everyone shames you.

[Anonymous No.14600138]

>>14600123
That is not how it works. Desperate and miserable people have nothing to lose and so they act out. What are you going to do, deny them your holes?

You're already doing that. The idea that society has any sort of sympathy for virgin men is a joke. The fact that you feel perfectly comfortable shitting on them is proof of their low social status. If Incels were some sort of protected class, you wouldn't be using their title as a pejorative.

Your very words undermine your own incoherent position. You are just asshurt at being RIGHTLY lumped in with them as an undesirable.

[Anonymous No.14600141]

>>14600126
Based

[Anonymous No.14600150]

>>14600126
Nobody but you has admitted to anything. You keep claiming you hate incels and pornography, but those are lies - the first self-evident by you acting exactly like an incel, and the second by the fact incels are hypocrites who consume porn while decrying it.

You'll deny this of course. It doesn't matter. Your posts speak for themselves.

[Anonymous No.14600151]

>>14600129
And am I complaining, you stupid fuck? Stop projecting your insecurities and kinks

[Anonymous No.14600175]

>>14600138
>Desperate and miserable people have nothing to lose and so they act out.
And mass murder innocents, yeah, totally the same as women minding their business.

>The fact that you feel perfectly comfortable shitting on them is proof of their low social status
If they really had low social status they wouldn't be allowed to harass and make threats at women for existing without them, they would get locked up the moment a woman denounces them, as women often do. Stop grasping at straws.

[Anonymous No.14600191]

>>14600151
>am I complaining
This whole thread is you being butthurt women enjoy their porn and demanding everyone agree with you.

[Anonymous No.14600193]

>>14600150
This is the proof that this poster is baiting us, and we were so stupid to take the bait... nobody, not even a woman could be so stupid! What was I thinking?

[Anonymous No.14600210]

>>14600193
>incel
>thinking
Pfft. Pick one.

[Anonymous No.14600225]

>>14600210
Fuck me mommy let me suck your tits and make uwu

[Anonymous No.14600241]

>>14600061
>Women don't desperately seek attention from men
how embarrassing.
>Involuntarily celibate women
do not exist. lose weight, heifer, and you could get sex from almost any single man with relative ease.

[Anonymous No.14600254]

>>14600123
nigger turn off the screen if the words hurt you

[Anonymous No.14600263]

>>14600241
>the internet is full of whiny men complaining women don't give them attention, yet incels think women want attention from them
>4chan is full of people giving advice to whiny men like lose weight, shower, drop the woman hate and you could find a gf yet incels refuse to do any of it

[Anonymous No.14600268]

>>14600254
That's when he starts stalking to your place, home or work, and sending you messages demanding why you haven't responded.
Males need culling in mass numbers.

[Anonymous No.14600274]

>>14600191
>demanding everyone agree with you
quote it.
everyone but you in here agrees porn is bad, but even then we are only mocking your precious smut series because it blows.

[Anonymous No.14600288]

>>14600263
how is can both your reading comprehension and understanding of events around you be so bad? are you actually a biological woman for real? that would be the only explanation.

[Anonymous No.14600294]

>>14600268
no one is stalking you, hole

[Anonymous No.14600319]

>>14600274
Your autism fits at someone disagreeing are the proof here. If you don't expect everyone to agree with you, don't throw autism when someone disagrees.

Porn is good. It does a lot of good for men and for women, however the porn that works for women is not the same as the porn that works for men. Regardless, the point of porn is to make people orgasm, so the value of a porn work is if it made the reader orgasm. In 50 shades's case, it did at an unprecedented scale. That's why millions of people bought it, saw the movies and enjoyed them, etc. etc.
All your "mocking" is the barking of a butthurt sore loser who doesn't accept people like what he doesn't like, which coincidentally is typical incel behavior. Maybe try not being such a hateful nigger and someone might like you.

[Anonymous No.14600346]

>>14600319
>Your autism fits
quote them
>Porn is good
i would rape you to show off what i've learned from porn
>saw the movies and enjoyed them,
you deserve what is coming

[Anonymous No.14600366]

>>14600346
>rape threats when someone explains why I'm wrong
Damn you niggers are like programmed to always say the same shit over and over.

[Anonymous No.14600405]

>>14600366
>>14600366
>plebbit foid
>screenshots of plebbit PMs you sent to yourself
absolutely cringe

[Anonymous No.14600415]

>>14600405
>he thinks that's me
>he's completely in denial of reality
kek

[Anonymous No.14600427]

>>14599092
Let me tell you this lady, I am a coomer and I for one can absolutely control my dick.

[Anonymous No.14600473]

I'd redecorate a wall with my small, smooth brain if god made me a woman. This thread has solidified that idea in my head.

[Anonymous No.14600491]

>>14600346
>what i've learned from porn
So because YOU are stupid and deranged and mentally ill you want me to hate porn even though women don't have your problems and the only common problem denominator here is YOU?

Just kill yourself dude. Put that gun in your mouth and shoot. Nobody will miss you.

[Anonymous No.14600534]

>>14600491
>taking this shit seriously
women are embarrassing

[Anonymous No.14600551]

>>14600534
Someone called the FBI on you, eh?

[Anonymous No.14600571]

>>14599046
>"You're so deliciously wet."
Gonna use that for funposting.

[Anonymous No.14600602]

>>14599065
Henry Miller

[Anonymous No.14600608]

>>14600551
you're really into me it seems. post pussy

[Anonymous No.14600764]

>>14599046
Women will always be inferior, there's no point in listening to anything they say.

[Anonymous No.14600771]

>>14600551
tfw the effbeeye take the spectrum of everything your atoms ever did and create a profile of your ontological worth from it

[Anonymous No.14600773]

>>14599063
>You are only giving fuel to sjws to hate on porn
That's a good thing you retarded fucking cunt.

[Anonymous No.14601958]

>>14600773
No, it's not. You are the problem here, not women's porn. You have no right to demonize the few things that make women happy and give them orgasms, something proven to be beneficial for women's well-being, something most men don't give. I applaud women who dump their useless, nefarious men in favor of books like 50 Shades of Grey. The book delivers exactly what she wants, on time, without fail. Men don't, worse they take from her and cause her misery. Kill men.

[Anonymous No.14601976]

>>14599046

> Oh no…Will it? How?
>“Don’t worry,” he breathes, his eyes on mine. “You expand, too.”

This is written like it could've been in the script of a modern Star Wars or Marvel movie and that makes it very comical to me

[Anonymous No.14602099]

>>14601958
I'm sorry no men want to love you or fuck you. If you were less bitter, that may help your chances improve.

[Anonymous No.14602154]

>>14602099
I actually had an acquaintance I had gotten fed up with because he was always shitting on everything I like. Never fucked him, but boy did he want to fuck me. Always sending me unsolicited texts, I blocked him and he just made a new profile to keep harassing me. When he started hating on 50 Shades of Grey I publicly humiliated him telling him he reason he's still a virgin is because he's an abusive asshole that doesn't care l what a hypothetical partner wants, and that shit is not what women want. He started making incoherent noises and death threats, in front of witnesses. The police made swift work of him. Never bothered me since! Hopefully he hanged himself.

[Anonymous No.14602195]

>>14601976
I'm not a native speaker of english but I;m not sure "expand" was the best word of choice here. It gives an unintended comical effect.

[Anonymous No.14602236]

>>14602154
It's fun to play pretend =]

[Anonymous No.14602251]

>>14599842
Holy shit you make me realize how stupid most women are. This is cringey and pathetic.

[Anonymous No.14602254]

>>14602236
That's why you're always pretending you matter to anyone.

[Anonymous No.14602258]

>>14602251
>caring your partner is enjoying herself is cringey and pathetic
>why don't women want meeeeeee? :(

[Anonymous No.14602263]

>>14602258
otoh you shouldn't focus entirely on your partner;s pleasure, either

[Anonymous No.14602268]

>>14599065
The Golden Lotus had some great erotica

[Anonymous No.14602272]

>>14602263
You're free to leave the relationship if you don't want to care for your partner's pleasure.
You're not free to complain no woman wants to enter a relationship with you when you aren't willing to focus on her pleasure.

You know why 50 Shades of Grey is popular? Because Christian Grey is the perfect man that gives everything she wants without question nor complaint. He doesn't bitch about having to focus on her pleasure, he exists to please and does so without even having to be prompted to. What a dream.

[Anonymous No.14602292]

>>14602272
For clarification I'm not the anon you originally responded to.
Interesting take on why 50 shades is popular anyway.

[Anonymous No.14602771]

>>14602154
Nobody cares. He should've raped you.

[Anonymous No.14602790]

[Anonymous No.14602797]

>Tonight’s the night! After all this time, am I ready for this? My inner goddess glares at me, tapping her small foot impatiently. She’s been ready for this for years, and she’s ready for anything with Christian Grey
>My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.
>My inner goddess has stopped dancing and is staring, too, openmouthed and drooling slightly. His erection tamed but still substantial... wow.
>YES! My inner goddess is thrilled.
>No! screams my subconscious... my inner goddess nods in silent Zen-like agreement with her.
>My subconscious sounds sane and rational, not her usual snarky self. My inner goddess is jumping up and down, clapping her hands like a five-year-old.
>My inner goddess glows so bright she could light up Portland.
>Do it! my inner goddess pleads with me. My subconscious is as paralyzed as I am.
>I want to be with him. My inner goddess sighs with relief. I reach the conclusion that she rarely uses her brain to think but another vital part of her anatomy, and at the moment, it’s a rather exposed part.
>Inside me! I gasp, and all the muscles deep in my belly clench. My inner goddess is doing the dance of the seven veils.
>My inner goddess leaps up cheering from her chaise longue.
>Truth or dare time—my subconscious and inner goddess glance nervously at each other.
>My subconscious is frantically fanning herself, and my inner goddess is swaying and writhing to some primal carnal rhythm.
>My subconscious is shaking her head sadly, and my inner goddess is nowhere to be seen. Oh, this is a dark morning of the soul for me. I’m so alone. I want my mom.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAIKES

[Anonymous No.14602819]

The white fantasy is to have others serve one's self unconditionally, and is found in the infantile fantasies of both white men and women alike. Western imperialism and systems of slavery are the imposition of this sexual fantasy on others; rape is the impulse behind the white imperialist mentality.

[Anonymous No.14602851]

>>14602819
this is true for tourism in general, not just sex tourism

[Anonymous No.14602892]

>>14599046
https://discord.gg/9FncZd4

[Anonymous No.14603115]

>ITT: Asshurt trannies going ape trying to feel like real women by """fighting the good fight""" against evil incels and reliving their trauma of being ridiculed by being the only boys in their high school class reading twilight.
>Decide they'll defend real women (just like them, they swear!) everywhere from this horrible incel rage and oppression.
>On lit of all places
Does this board normally allow 41%ers to chimp out like this? I figured they just got bent until they did what they're naturally predisposed to doing and removing themselves from the gene pool

[Anonymous No.14603141]

>>14603115
Thanks anon, very cool.

[Anonymous No.14603144]

>>14603141
Seethe

[Anonymous No.14603151]

>>14602154
Should have done the good old rape and dismember in a ditch strategy. Not one soul would truly miss you either.

[Anonymous No.14603223]

>>14602154
>>>R/thathappened