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My sister's undercover cop piece of garbage bf stole my filled notebook of monologues that I was writing to put into a classic novel that I'm writing, I told the cops and they hung up on me twice and then pretended I was him when I got off the phone with the lieutenant or the captain or whoever the fuck it was. What do /lit/?

>> No.14590982

Confront your sister and her bf about it?

>> No.14590991

>>14590823
>classic novel that I'm writing
>What do /lit/?
You have a time machine, use it.

>> No.14591011

>>14590823
Why would he steal it? Did you let your power level out?

>> No.14591013

>>14590823
I thought this was a meditation thread because you used this image. You'll fool my every time though, it's the only reason I come to this board anymore.
You might have to deal with it, OP. If the cops don't care and you don't have proof, I don't know what to tell you. No guaranteed justice... But you could dislike him from here out, maybe fight him if you're looking for a bad decision to make...

>> No.14591120
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14591120

Stop being a pussy-bitch and take what's rightfully yours. Beat the fuck out of him and display your absolute, unwavering dominance.

>> No.14591130

>>14590823
that's a pretty dick move on his part
what reason would he have to make you miserable

>> No.14591142

>>14590823
>then pretended I was him
You realize impersonating a cop is a felony in many places?

>> No.14591174

>>14591142
And?

>> No.14591185

>>14590823
Tell the people he’s undercover in with that he’s a cop.

>> No.14591188

>>14591142
So is stealing

>> No.14591190

kill him and your whore of a sister

>> No.14591194

>>14590823
Take his gun then put in his mouth while he sleeps and scream “THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TAKING MY NOTES, FAGGOT” as you pull the trigger in Minecraft.

>> No.14591197

>>14591190
This. Take notes, OP.

>> No.14591208

>>14591185
Only correct answer.

>> No.14591359

>>14591185
Only based option

>> No.14591645

>>14591185
This, but not before you get your notebook back.

>> No.14591648

>>14591185
i thought he was undercover at OPs place to stole his notebook or spy on his sister idk what the fuck is going on in this thread OP must be a pedo

>> No.14591663

>>14590823
have sex with you sister as revenge

>> No.14592496

>>14591142

The cop was the one pretending I was him, when I said that's not who I am he hung up. And no I'm not a paedo but that seems to be the copout when the cops want to do something to jail someone without substantiation

>> No.14592505

>>14591185
>>14591190
>>14591663

I just want my notebook back. I'm really not a petty guy and need no revenge beyond recompense

>> No.14592509

>>14590823
why would he do that
why not just confront him or your sister
answer OP

>> No.14592512

Befriend him. Wait until he goes on the next undercover mission. Make a phone call.

>> No.14592573

>>14591663
This. Cuck him.

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>>14590823
snich your sister's bf to your local cartels and gangs
you will be able to get it back soon after that

>> No.14592619

>>14590823
>and undercover cop is making my life miserable
>he stole my notebook filled with monologues that I was writing to put into a classic novel that I'm writing

You should mock the perversity of that cop, particularly his apparent lack of theology and geometry. Consider also gifting him a copy of Boethius' "Consolation of Philosophy".